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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Heaven VS Hell
Thread: Heaven VS Hell This thread is 4 pages long: 1 2 3 4 · «PREV / NEXT»
gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted June 19, 2005 10:38 PM

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*

I see the HELL WARRIOR who's nice....*doesn't that contradict each other? *...has fallen and can't get up!

*laughs*

*puts sleeping droughts down the throats of the HELL WARRIORS so they're out longer, then procedes to dress both up like women in dresses and takes several snapshots before developing the pictures*

Bwhahahaah!! It's a Kodak moment!

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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greek_god_su...
greek_god_superman


Famous Hero
Bringer Of Light
posted June 19, 2005 10:42 PM

*WASTELANDS WARRIOR*
Uses summon modsquad spell to (hopefully) move this thread where it belongs.
*WASTELANDS WARRIOR*
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After all, marriage and murder are not too different - one ends your life and the other is a crime

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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted June 19, 2005 10:43 PM

I was waiting for someone to say that hehe
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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mr_niceguy
mr_niceguy


Famous Hero
of power
posted June 20, 2005 12:04 AM

HELL WARRIOR*

*niceguy is awaken by the presence of a wastelander*

Quote:
procedes to dress both up like women in dresses



That doesnt worry me, i dont mind having a little 'variety' in my life

*Heaven warriors are disgusted*
*heaven warriors vomit*
*niceguy throws cards at them in their time of weakness*
*cards slice them all to bits*
*Niceguy buries bodies beneath the earth*

MWWAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HELL WARRIOR*

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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
posted June 20, 2005 01:49 AM

*Night Elf Rogue Enters Battle*
*Casts Spam Ward on self*

*Casts antispam potions on all, killing Gorman, Niceguy and Trogdor.*

*Casts Remove Spam on Var-dude, killing Var-Dude and the thread*

*Night Elf Rogue leaves battle*

How this ever stayed in tavern for more than a blink of a mod, stuns me.

*Night Elf Rogue gets stunned.*
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.

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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted June 20, 2005 03:51 AM

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*

*springing up out of the dirt and yawns, pulling worms from my mouth*

There's no sauce with this spaghetti!

*all HELL WARRIORS and SPAM WARRIOR die from choking on their own vomit*

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 20, 2005 07:55 AM

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*
*VaRuAs was shock to see two cartoons in the battel ground, TheRealDeal and greek_god_superman*

You will have to wait for a while HELL WARRIOR. VaRuAs grap the crap of the to cartoons and kick them at the @$$ and they where out of the battel ground. And now it is your turn HELL WARRIOR.

*There was fear looking at the eyes of HELL WARRIOR*
*niceguy knew that VaRuAs is going to beat him holy hell out of him*
*HELL WARRIOR piss on his pants*
*And VaRuAs shoots two arrows--------> --------->*
*The arrows hit the spots where the to eyes where*
*niceguy could not see*
*VaRuAs throw niceguy like a dead rat and land where Trogdor dead body was*

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Quote
Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
quote

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a_rebirthing...
a_rebirthing_flight


Supreme Hero
with rebirthing power
posted June 20, 2005 08:13 AM
Edited By: a_rebirthing_flight on 20 Jun 2005

*HEAVEEN WARRIOR*

*decends from above*

alas a god has come

just let me transform into my human form

*transforms into this

now, who wants to die?

*HEAVEEN WARRIOR*
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'Tis better to rely on the the wit of your brain rather than the speed of your hands and mouse -me
Being happy isn't just an emotion, it's a choice!-Leo_Lion
It's Gortex!!!

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mr_niceguy
mr_niceguy


Famous Hero
of power
posted June 20, 2005 08:36 AM

HELL WARRIOR*

*Niceguy takes out trogdors eyes*
*niceguy puts trogdors eyes in eye socket*
*niceguy can see again*

Time to die

*niceguy summons cerberus*
*cerberus tears heaven warriors to peices*
*niceguy throws A_R_F into lava pit*

Try rebirthing now!!

*A_R_F rebirths*
*A_R_F is burnt by the lava*
*A_R_F rebirths*
*A_R_F is burnt by the lava*

HAHAHAHAHAHA
feel my wrath!!

*throws rest of heaven warriors into lava*

HELL WARRIOR*


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a_rebirthing...
a_rebirthing_flight


Supreme Hero
with rebirthing power
posted June 20, 2005 09:00 AM
Edited By: a_rebirthing_flight on 20 Jun 2005

*HEAVEEN WARRIOR*

u must be really really... something

u cannot kill me by throwing me in lava. i am immune to fire u minion

*pulls out an iron-feather*

prepare to diw mr_niceguy

*jumps up and slashes mr_niceguy in 2*

*HEAVEEN WARRIOR*
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'Tis better to rely on the the wit of your brain rather than the speed of your hands and mouse -me
Being happy isn't just an emotion, it's a choice!-Leo_Lion
It's Gortex!!!

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mr_niceguy
mr_niceguy


Famous Hero
of power
posted June 20, 2005 09:13 AM

HELL WARRIOR*

*Merges back together*

You cant kill me that easily

*Pulls out Soul drinker spell book*
*Drains A_R_F soul*

HELL WARRIOR*

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a_rebirthing...
a_rebirthing_flight


Supreme Hero
with rebirthing power
posted June 20, 2005 09:29 AM

*HEAVEEN WARRIOR*

i lost my soul eons ago when i first died

*pulls out a scroll*
*reads out scroll quietly*
*mr_niceguy disappears*

i hope he like math class

*HEAVEEN WARRIOR*


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'Tis better to rely on the the wit of your brain rather than the speed of your hands and mouse -me
Being happy isn't just an emotion, it's a choice!-Leo_Lion
It's Gortex!!!

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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted June 20, 2005 10:19 AM

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*

*Transports to become niceguys' math teacher. Without explaining the basics of math, assigns HELL WARRIOR to tons of homework. Gives each paper returned a failing grade and demoralizes HELL WARRIOR by proceding to claim how incompetant he is*

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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mr_niceguy
mr_niceguy


Famous Hero
of power
posted June 20, 2005 12:25 PM

HELL WARRIOR*

*Kills math teacher*
*Pulls out town portal spell book*
*returns to battlefield*

was that meant to hurt, well ill send you to a place worse than HELL

*uses book spell to send A_R_F to 'ENGLISH CLASS'*
*His screaming of pain can be heard even from another dimension*

HAHAHAHA 'take that'... or as they say in english 'take that'

HELL WARRIOR*

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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 21, 2005 08:51 AM

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*
*VaRuAs saw HELL WARRIOR was distract*

VaRuAs drive his keen at the back of HELL WARRIOR. And a punch at the neck.

*niceguy was chocking*
*niceguy was screaming in pain*
*VaRuAs throw HELL WARRIOR at where Trogdor dead body was*
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Quote
Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
quote

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a_rebirthing...
a_rebirthing_flight


Supreme Hero
with rebirthing power
posted June 21, 2005 08:56 AM
Edited By: a_rebirthing_flight on 21 Jun 2005

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*

*presses ctrl+z*

*recites shakespeare*

*mr_niceguy screams in pain*

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*
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'Tis better to rely on the the wit of your brain rather than the speed of your hands and mouse -me
Being happy isn't just an emotion, it's a choice!-Leo_Lion
It's Gortex!!!

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mr_niceguy
mr_niceguy


Famous Hero
of power
posted June 21, 2005 09:03 AM

HELL WARRIOR*

Evil LOVES Pain

*pain has strenght increasing effect on hell warrior*

the more you hurt me the stronger i become!!

*recites self written poetry*
*Heaven warriors scream in pain*

HELL WARRIOR*

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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted June 21, 2005 09:03 AM

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*

*Locks both HELL WARRIORS in a room together where they can not escape from and are forced to watch gay porn 24/7*

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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mr_niceguy
mr_niceguy


Famous Hero
of power
posted June 21, 2005 09:08 AM
Edited By: mr_niceguy on 21 Jun 2005

HELL WARRIOR*

LIKE I SAID EARLIER!!!

Quote:
i dont mind having a little 'variety' in my life


*niceguy now gets pissed at not being listened to*
*niceguy breaks lock*

And incase you dont know gay porn is also lesbian porn

*niceguy locks gorman in the same room as trogdor*
*gorman is forced to listen to trogdor spam talk*

HELL WARRIOR*

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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 21, 2005 09:16 AM

*HEAVEN WARRIOR*

VaRuAs gave wack at the head of HELL WARRIOR. niceguy eyes were cross.... ting ting ting K.O VaRuAs WON.

*VaRuAs kick the lock and free gorman*
*VaRuAs lock niceguy and Trogdor where they have to learn how to love*
*That was the DAYMARE for HELL WARRIORES*
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Quote
Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
quote

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