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TheRealDeal
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Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted July 29, 2005 02:27 AM |
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Saddam: Hey Bush.. you wouldn't have dared gimme that look 11 years ago.. i'd've pwned ur ass Hard!!
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Bush: Leave the server, n00b.
Saddam: Dude.. What are you talking about?
Bush: .. So we are not playing CS?
Policeman: Nope. You just bombed Iraq.
Bush: ...
Saddam: Please say this is a joke?
Bush: I love you.. you love me..
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 29, 2005 03:06 AM |
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RoFl @ the second one...9/10
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted July 29, 2005 06:51 AM |
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Caption:
Here's Saddam on Halloween night dressed as his friend and supporter Michael Moore.
-guitarguy
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 29, 2005 09:41 AM |
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I know the Yankees lost last year, Mr. Steinbrenner, but don't you think you are getting just a little desperate?
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 29, 2005 10:07 AM |
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Wow, I didn't know you could hit a ball that far...
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 29, 2005 10:24 AM |
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NY central station..that´ll be 5 dollars..
taxicustomer: ..Man..that taxidriver is a dead ringer for that Hussein dude
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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DarkTitan
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 29, 2005 12:07 PM |
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Soldier: We've finally caught Saddam Hussain!! You just wait till we get you to guantamino bay...
Saddam: uh haha uh go team?
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Khayman
Promising
Famous Hero
Underachiever
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posted July 29, 2005 02:11 PM |
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Yo, Yo, Yo, G Bush!
Why you sweatin' me, dog? Me and my boo, Hillary C, we just chillin' and tryin' to catch the game, yo! Then we gonna swing by my crib in Gitmo an' get our freak on later. No harm, no foul, right G Man? Solid!
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth."
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted July 30, 2005 01:27 AM |
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guitarguy - 5/10
RSF - 7/10
Lord_Woock - 2/10
Romana - 5/10
DarkTitan - 6/10
Khayman - 7/10
Khayman is in the lead with 48 points.......
WARNING: RATED R FOR EXTREME LANGUAGE
I'll post link instead..
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/cnn.jpg
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted July 30, 2005 01:47 AM |
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Caption:
Broadcast me a joyful noise unto the times, Lord
Count your blessings
The papers wouldn't lie
I sigh, not one more
It's been a bad day
Please don't take a picture!
It's been a bad day
Pleeeeeeease!
"Bad Day" (Berry/Buck/Mills/Stipe)
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chubby051
Promising
Known Hero
King of All That Are Fat
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posted July 30, 2005 05:50 PM |
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"It's fun to stay at the......."
"Damn, if I would have known my friends had scissors, I would never of passed out on the couch."
"Thats a gun, not a microphone idiot. And for the love of Allah, PLEASE stop singing that Justin Timberlake song. Remember, he is American, and we aren't supposed to like them"
"Well Mr. Clinton, maybe you dislike me because I accomplished more than *this* while in the Oval Office."
Woman: "Well when you're my age, cleaning beneath the breast is easy. You just hold it up here and apply the soap."
Man: "Yeah, my wife's boobs look like 2 oranges in a pair of stockings"
While on the set of the 1st Resident Evil movie.....
"See!!! I told you she didn't shave!!!!"
Recently, the Catholic Church has been experimenting with new head pieces for its priests.
"Well, I first met my current cell mate, Bubba, when he aquired me and this hat in a trade for a pack of smokes and 2 Hustler mags. Surprisingly enough, Bubba is a real gentle guy and takes good care of me. I'd almost consider him a romantic."
http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/cnn.jpg
The recent food drop in Baghdad has again fueled negative opinion towards America when a few cans of baked beans found their way into the food crates.
Maybe it IS about the gas
Sorry for going backwards, just found this thread and I couldn't resist.
Chubbs
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Khayman
Promising
Famous Hero
Underachiever
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posted July 30, 2005 08:23 PM |
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Those were great!
Very funny, Chubby! Great sense of humor! I especially liked the George Bush caption, the Old Couple caption, and the Darth Vader/Catholic Church one as well! Too funny!
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 30, 2005 08:57 PM |
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Playa Please! That ain't no ****in CNN. That's way too mutha ****in b****in to be no ****in CNN, ****in. 2Xreme you gotta step yo b**** ass off the map and let my fly ass bro Khayman take over this thread or I'll pop a cap in yo ass mutha ****a.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 31, 2005 07:00 AM |
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Latest polls show Snoop Dogg has a 66% over George W. Bush.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted August 01, 2005 02:13 PM |
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guitarguy - wtf? - 1/10
Chubby051 - haha your were some of the best ones, and had you participated you might even have won by now. But i can only give you credit for the last one. Sorry - 7/10
RedSoxFan3 - e-ghetto sux in text..better spoken...4/10
Trogdor - heh Snoop Dizzle as the Prezshizzle - 7/10
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angelito
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
proud father of a princess
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posted August 01, 2005 02:45 PM |
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"What´s the problem about my boyfriend being younger than my own child?"
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Better judged by 12 than carried by 6.
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted August 01, 2005 11:12 PM |
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STOP SNEAKING "UP" ON ME FRANKY!
Get the dirty part in that ?
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 01, 2005 11:51 PM |
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Hey, what's that on the floor? Looks like my nose!
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Yolk and God bless.
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted August 02, 2005 01:30 AM |
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Caption:
"I hope they won't shave my head when I apply for priesthood!"
-guitarguy
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted August 02, 2005 03:54 AM |
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He Sure Did "Beat It"
[1st Verse]
Told those little boys “Don't you come around here!”
You can’t have no Jesus juice, you can’t have no beer
I swear to you, Your Honor, when I whispered in their ears
I told them Beat It, just Beat It
[2nd Verse]
They should’ve run, they should’ve have left while they can
Didn’t want to see them in their undies while at Neverland
I just wanted to show them that Michael is their fan
So I Beat it, I never meant to be bad
[Chorus]
I Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
My hot dog needs to be reheated
If you’re getting sleepy, you should spend the night
We’ll all wear our PJs and have pillow fights
We’ll Beat It, Beat It
We’ll Beat It, Beat It
We’ll Beat It, Beat It
We’ll Beat It, Beat It
[3rd Verse]
They’re out to get me, I told them leave while they can
I just prefer to hang with boys than to be a man
My best friend, Bubbles, has some very hairy hands
Cause he Beats It, he just Beats It
[4th Verse]
I had to show them I was really not scared
That’s why we all got naked playing Truth or Dare
They touched me during Twister
I told them that’s not fair
So they Beat It, cause they really were bad
[Chorus]
They Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
They took my ass to court and I Beat it
Showed them how freaky I look in daylight
Still can’t determine if I’m black or I’m white
But I Beat It...WooHoo!...Beat It...WooHoo!...Beat It...
Copyright 2005 ~ TUM Records
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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