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Trogdor
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posted July 17, 2005 02:05 PM |
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Member names - the real story
I have seen a lot of member name origin topics but not much truth. This is the REAL member name origin topic. No bullplop among these stories, just honest information.
Lord_Woock
At an early age, Woock was interested in anything medieval. This lead him to his first love, HOMM games. After driving around in one of many of his used farm tractors, he discovered as dark secret. He was a Wookiee. After a few cans of room temperature beer, he heard voices that he was some kind of Lord, and the name Lord_Woock had stuck.
mvassilev
Born Vassilev Dumikovich Nolov, kids at school had said how much of a miser he was. This lead to his self-torment. As a salesman of vases and vaseline, hed made a small fortune at Mvass's house of values.
VaRuAs
Born in a cardboard box, a dark man by the name of Summers-Leighton approached the boy in the box. The box was filled with manure, and stunk like manure throughout his childhood. At age 10, he saw a movie with a man called Varuas, who was much like the boy he was.
Lady_Guinevere
As a young girl, Guinevere was teased in the schoolyard for her ugliness. So ugly, the surgeons blatantly refused to operate. But one day, she read a book on King Arthur and found a beautiful picture of a then Lady Guinevere. She has since pretended to be the beautiful girl to hide her ugliness.
a_rebirthing_flight
A retarded orphan from the slums, arf had the ability to distort his vision to see only what he wanted. In his case, pheonixes. After coming across a pheonix and having sex with it, it occurred to him. He seeked immortality and rebirthing, but had failed to do so.
mr_niceguy
What do you mean? he doesn't exist as of yet. Must be a_rebirthing_flight having a second name.
And there it is people. The origins of some people. More coming soon.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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a_rebirthing...
Supreme Hero
with rebirthing power
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posted July 17, 2005 02:12 PM |
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mr_niceguy
What do you mean? he doesn't exist as of yet. Must be a_rebirthing_flight having a second name.Quote:
LOL. i dont have that much time on my hands
and may i ask where u are on the list??? u would think u would be first
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'Tis better to rely on the the wit of your brain rather than the speed of your hands and mouse -me
Being happy isn't just an emotion, it's a choice!-Leo_Lion
It's Gortex!!!
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mr_niceguy
Famous Hero
of power
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posted July 17, 2005 02:13 PM |
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a_rebirthing_flight
A retarded orphan from the slums, arf had the ability to distort his vision to see only what he wanted. In his case, pheonixes. After coming across a pheonix and having sex with it, it occurred to him. He seeked immortality and rebirthing, but had failed to do so.
mr_niceguy
What do you mean? he doesn't exist as of yet. Must be a_rebirthing_flight having a second name.
whats wrong with having sex with a pheonix?
they're better in bed than you are trogdork
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted July 17, 2005 04:36 PM |
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Edited By: VaRuAs on 17 Jul 2005
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I am out of here, man that was scarly all rite by niceguy.
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Khayman
Promising
Famous Hero
Underachiever
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posted July 17, 2005 07:35 PM |
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Finally, a much needed break from all the drama
Trogdor, that was pretty darn funny. I hope you continue forward (or backward) with this.
(For a moment, I actually thought I was reading one of those hilarious posts by that Ultimate Male guy. Wait a minute, on second thought, maybe YOU really are that Ultimate Male dude. Hmm...)
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth."
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 18, 2005 12:10 PM |
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To mr_liceguy
You and a_r_f ARE the same person, and I'm not gay.
Anyway, on with the profiles.
SirDunco
Dunco was born into knighthood early, but only as a peasant. It took a few years until he went to a distinguished sschool, but his scruffy hair and halitosis got the best of him. This lead to school peers chanting 'UNCO' all the time.
Pandora
Locked in a box since her infant years, Pan discovered that she wielded mysterious powers. So mysterious, people only knew her as 'Pandora'.
Terje_the_mad_wizard
His father made candlesticks for a living under the name 'Keebland'. Armed with a twig, Terje was saved from a bread stick riot by a sewer rat. All the sewer rat could say was 'terchee', and in the sewers he was taught illusionism. But his powers were uncontrollable and Terje slayed the sewer rat, much to everyone's dismay.
LeoLion
Leo was raised in a nearby Canadian zoo by fierce lions, where he was able to take on the abilities of the lions.
Jeebus
An adopted son of catholic priests. At age 13 he found a secret formula to turn room temperature beer into wine and could walk under water without losing his breath.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted July 18, 2005 04:24 PM |
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Jeebus
An adopted son of catholic priests. At age 13 he found a secret formula to turn room temperature beer into wine and could walk under water without losing his breath.
WOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOO
"I knew it!! I AM CHRIST!!!
(or a fish)
but I AM THE NEXT CHOSEN ONE!!!(or a fish)
you know it to be true if Trog says so!!!
Let's celebrate with my new beer wine BEERINE!!"
(damn Im happy with my history!!)
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SirDunco
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted July 18, 2005 05:23 PM |
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Good to see that you have come out of VW, Trogdor...
AND with a good thread.
This thing here is quite good, so just keep 'em comming...
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 19, 2005 08:08 AM |
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More coming up.
TitaniumAlloy
Sent from the future by intelligent cyborgs, TA was deported to Australia to learn their cultural traditions. After a few months of research, he built himself a pub that resembled an old Australia but with newer technology. The titanium scratched, but not enough for the pub to collapse.
It's actually harder to think of some when you're further into the topic, but I am trying.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted July 19, 2005 03:25 PM |
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I was sure you'd throw a "T n A" comment in there!!
dang! congrats on the qp!!
(h.mmmm... you've stayed away from the mods and Val though!! )
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Shiva
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 19, 2005 03:28 PM |
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Good stuff
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LadyGuenivere
Known Hero
Spam Deep-Fryer Mod-Repellant
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posted July 20, 2005 03:16 AM |
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I shall do my [i]own[/i] histories!
Trogdor
Born to a frog and a dork, his parents were so stupid that they couldn't think of anything for a name except to combine their names together. The recently christened, "Frogdork" had no clue how to spell his name, (yes, he WAS that much of a moron) so he simply spelled it "Trogdor"
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What happened to Lady Guiniwhere anyway?
- FoG
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LadyGuenivere
Known Hero
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posted July 20, 2005 03:21 AM |
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I shall do my [i]own[/i] histories, thank you very much!
Trogdor
Born to a frog and a dork, his parents were so stupid that they couldn't think of anything for a name except to combine their names together. The recently christened, "Frogdork" had no clue how to spell his name, (yes, he WAS that much of a moron) so he simply spelled it "Trogdor."
LadyGuenivere
She couldn't think of a screenname that wouldn't give away who she was, so she chose someone who she really admires, and since Lady Guenivere was medival, she used her as a screenname.
p.s.
her second choice was "Darth_Vader_Maiden"
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What happened to Lady Guiniwhere anyway?
- FoG
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
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posted July 20, 2005 08:49 AM |
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I have managed to get myself some more.
Trogdor
I know I can spot the irony, but I felt like doing one about myself. Born to a hippie merchant and a nurse some time ago, he noticed something strange. after hearing his father badly sing "Wild Thing", he got the song out of his head by repeatedly banging his head onto his bedroom door. After a few hours he was left unconscious.
TheRealDeal
Born in Denmark to fishmongers, TRD spent his youth fishing with his bare hands. After finding no bruises from the fishes' teeth, the villagers kept saying that he was the real deal. He still fishes with his bare hands, only not so much.
There will be some soon, even some of members who no longer visit HC (Consis anyone?).
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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mr_niceguy
Famous Hero
of power
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posted July 20, 2005 12:07 PM |
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well atleast mine is over and done with
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment
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MysticEyes
Adventuring Hero
Take care: you'll be blind!
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posted July 20, 2005 02:08 PM |
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I curious to know what you'll write about my background dear Trogdor...
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Knowledge is nothing without wisdom!
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Lingerstink
Hired Hero
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posted July 21, 2005 12:08 AM |
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My name BEGS to have background written about it.
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Trogdor
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posted July 21, 2005 12:53 PM |
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MysticEyes
Born an orphan, ME saught assistance from a shaman. The shaman was to teach the sercets of second sight in exchange for wichety grub sandwiches. After years of training, ME soon overpowered the shaman.
LingerStink
Born in a small village in a compost heap, Lingerstink could never properly get toilet trained. This led to a lesion on the chest, and the lesion overpowered him with a increasingly horrendous odour.
Shiva
At an early age Shiva stickytaped plastic arms on herself.
Sir_Stiven
At birth, Stiven's parents couldn't believe how stiff his body was. In fact, they put him up for adoption. He was soon bought by knights for a low price.
2xtreme2take
When he was 13, 2xtreme tried to impress his friends by strapping ten tons of roken firecrackers onto himself. He survived the blast, but couldn't walk again.
Orion
Conceived in the back of a Ford Orion, Orion was born with a telescope in his eye. Surgeons were unable to remove it. He has since had perfect vision.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Orion
Known Hero
Dark God of Ordered Chaos
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posted July 22, 2005 01:51 AM |
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ha good im done and done any of you laugh the hubble
isnt a pleasant thing to have attached to your retina
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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil, for it bends to my will
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted July 22, 2005 05:46 AM |
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Don't Even Think About It....
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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