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Celfious
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posted July 22, 2005 12:13 AM |
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Advice moving to europe
What advice could I get? I'm considering moving to europe and dont know the best places or even how to get citizenship. I talked with one person and he said it's easy to find work. Other than that, i just need all the info including liunks, i could get thanks 
Btw,. long time no see lol.
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posted July 22, 2005 12:25 AM |
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Hey celfius!! good to see you here  , Im not form europe but I just want to say HELLO 
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Svarog
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posted July 22, 2005 04:20 AM |
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Yay! Come to macedonia, land where finding a job is like a dream coming true - it never happens. 
So Celf is the first of many. The downfall of the US has began. 
j/k bud, nice to see you're taking initiatives in your life, though this could be hard, but go for it. Well, only advice you could from me is about the countries. Couple of regions could be differed: Southern Europe, full of people with passion about girls, football and life in general, but shout like crazy, decent economy, though not the best; Scandinavia, place where you earn more money by not working than having a job, governments will rip u off with the taxes, but the services you get back is top class, peaceful amd cold people and atmoshere; France and Britain are stories of their own; Eastern Europe, economy with prospects but still behind the West, gorgeous girls and cool nightlife are worth mentioning; Middle/Western Europe (Germany and neighbours) strong economies, nice social services, people are a bit stiff, i'd say, but cool enough.
Now these are maybe the worst stereotypes you could find (and i in any way dont recommend you to place much relevance on them), but sometimes being familiar with them also helps.
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posted July 22, 2005 05:12 AM |
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Disposable Razors....and lots of them!
Welcome back, SmellFious...or shall I say "Au revoir, mon petit CyberGeek"
Either way, here is TUM's priceless advice for your relocation to Europe:
Make sure you bring plenty of disposable razors!
Pay close attention, because here is why you will need them:
1. To shave the legs of the Italian women.
2. To shave the underarms of the French women.
3. To shave the beards of the German women.
Nothing is worse than waking up with rug burns on your lips after an evening of sucking face with Helga van Stubblecheek!
Have fun in your travels. Don't get lost in the London fog, try not to fall off the Eiffel Tower, and always remember the following...
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Vlaad
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posted July 22, 2005 09:22 AM |
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This reminds me of my Moving to USA thread, when the most useful piece of advice was to cheer for Red Sox, NOT White Sox! Naturally, it was RedSoxFan who told me that.
Umm... seriously, don't come to Serbia either. There! One country off your list, fifty something left!
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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted July 22, 2005 09:32 AM |
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switzerland would be best..they're always neutral
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Lord_Woock
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posted July 22, 2005 12:32 PM |
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Poland is a nice holiday place, meaning everything is cheap (except electronics and sports stuff, which are at european prices ). Not a place I'd recommend to stay for long though. Not exactly easy to communicate using English (unless you bump into someone like me lol), and jobs can be a problem too. As mentioned earlier, Switzerland sounds like a good option.
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Celfious
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posted July 26, 2005 08:55 PM |
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thanks all but this isnt enough info. If I wanted to move to EU i would want to know a hotel name, a plaace such as unemployment security,. foodstamps, and whatever else I may need to know inorder to 'survive" . Perhaps this could be relayed as "bring 2000 american dollars and get a room for rent "here" which is not infested with crack heads" lol
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Celfious
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posted July 26, 2005 08:59 PM |
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if its all as simple as "bring ### cash, and get a job here/live here, that would be great, but we humans dont get the awnsers so easily sometimes. I'm, not trying to collect welfare or foodstamps, just trying to ensure i gotta place to shower and go to work + beable to afford nessessities (food) but like you may beable to tell im able to bring enough cash to afford that kind of thing for awhile, im just concerned about no places of opportunity. By the way thanks for the switzerland advice, i might utilize it,who knows?
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posted July 26, 2005 11:55 PM |
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Damn celfious - welcome back...We missed ya
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