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UndeadRSF
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posted July 23, 2005 10:57 PM |
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Necromancers Guild / Restaurant & Bar
The purpose of this thread is self-explanatory. We bring things back from the dead. Things long forgotten in the deep dark places of the Tavern dungeon.
You living might call it the memories of way back. Well we undead like to call it, the nether regions.
Now you are probably asking "Where is the nether region?" Well some people say there is no definitive line. Some people say it's when there is a new generation of members that weren't around for those old threads. I see it as a very distinct place with a very distinct boundary. I call it Page 10.
Yes good old page 10. So you see not only can threads die, but members can as well. If a member no longer has any new posts before page 10 then that member is considered dead.
Now you might ask "what about members who've been around for a long time?" Good question. You, the living, like to call them vets. Well you see any member who has posts that are both before and after page 10, I like to call them ROFs. This stands for what else but "Residents of Florida."
Then of course there are members who have only posts before page 10. You, the living, again have a word for these members who you call "noobs." However we the undead also have our own name for these folks, which we like to call "noobs." You say that the names are the same do you? Well after years of study, the word "noob" just seemed to be more appealing than "virgins of death" or "the innocent unsuspecting younguns" or "annoying insufferable know-it-alls." Well you get the idea. The word noob just seemed like a better label to upset the annoying.
We undead like nothing more than to torture with the telling of the same stories over and over again. Or to always hog the best chair in the living room. Or feeding you loads of candy and then sending you home to your parents after you are bouncing off the walls. Oh I'm sorry I'm remembering my days of being a ROF.
As yes, well we undead like to torture you living by haunting you everyday with the dead. To bring forth the wretched from beyond page 10. *maniacal laugh*
However if you are undead or wish to become undead, or maybe you just want to point and laugh at us, or maybe you want to help us torture the living. Whatever the reason...
Then come and hang out, get a bite to eat, share some of your favorite old threads. If they are good enough we'll put it up on our Bulletin Board of the best ways to Torture the Living. If they aren't good enough you might end up finding it in the incinerator or maybe it will just die off again. Either way even we undead will want to forget about it.
The Spirits Menu:
A Touch of Death - The living call it beer. Too many touches and you'll end up on the floor passed out lying in your own puc. Just again to prove that the living can't handle too much death and expect to feel good about it.
The Rookie's Touch of Death - The living call it light beer. You can drink these all day and feel nothin.
A Demon's Kick in the Ass - I think I heard this called the mixed drink once, but I'm not sure. There are many variations of these, so just tell us how you like getting kicked and we'll make sure your ass is good and sore to your liking.
A Swift Demon's Kick in the Ass - You might better know this one as the Long Island Iced Tea. 1 shot of the 5 white liquors, sour mix, and a splash of lime and coke. Be careful with this one. You might get more than you bargained for. Two of these can put a rookie to the floor. Only recommended if planning to hit on ugly women.
The Cultist Sacrificial Altar:
We can make whatever you food you like, payments made with blood, cash or credit.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 23, 2005 11:02 PM |
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The Best Ways to Torture the Living (Tavern Table of Contents)
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