adnama
Adventuring Hero
the one & only mad sorcerers
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posted July 27, 2005 02:50 PM |
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Edited By: adnama on 27 Jul 2005
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welcome to my party
My party
Before the party I was still rushing around getting the food ready and putting bottles of drinks on the table, making sure I had Enoch cups and plates for every one. Just making sure everything was ready and that the food that was still being cooked was not bearing. But before I could baste the bore roasting on the spit in the middle of the room the doorbell went. On my way to get the door I got my brother to go and deal the bore. Apone answering the door I was confronted by a group of surly looking heroes how appeared to be down on their luck. There ware mumbled grunts of birthday greetings and I was hastily handed three bottles of mead, a big bag of Maltese's and a hastily wrapped parcel, which turned out to be an old travelling-cloak. I showed the heroes to the main gathering hall, ware they each grabbed a large fried phoenix drumstick and wondered down to the fireplace. They ware engaged in a merry conversation before long. I emptied out the bag of Maltese's in to a bowl and put the mead on the drink's table. Then I went and placed the parcel with my other presents. Mann am I going to have fun opening all these tomorrow. I went back to the main hall intent on talking to my guests, but before I could utter a word the door went again this time it was a group of what appeared to be vampires. I welcomed them, I was given four bottles of a bloodwine called O~neg. well at least I hope it is wine. They gave me a cage with three adorable balls of fluff that ware tribbles if I am not mistaken, as well as a neatly wrapped present that tuned out to be a cookbook full of recipes for vampires. I walked my guests to the main hall put the bottles on the drink's table. Before I had put the last bottle down one of the vampires had uncorked a bottle of the bloodwine and was pouring the crimson liquid in to five glasses, he offered to pore me one but I said that I was not thirsty. He took the glasses and skulked off to the dark corner that he and his friends ware occupying. I went and put the present with the rest of them. I put the cage with tribbles in on a small table that had a vase of flowers on it near to ware the vampires where, I looked at the tribbles they are cute but there was no longer three of them but twelve. The door went again this time it was some body I actually know it was Matt in his friar tuck outfit, Ann~marie and their beautiful baby Holly how was dressed as a giant pumpkin. They gave me two beautifully wrapped presents a gallon of moomoo milk and about a dozen larva cookies. The presents ware books one called every thing you could possibly wont to know about pokemon and the other the spell bible. I put the things that I had being given in their respective places. And I went in to the kitchen to get the special meal I had ready for Holly. After talking to Ann~marie, Matt and Holly for a will I noticed one of the vampires going back to there group with their hands full of what may have being tribbles. I glanced at the cage and there ware only three left in there. I barely had time to feel grossed out because the doorbell went once more. At the door was a group of gouliash gals and guys they gave me six bottles of spirit wine a cage full always breeding don’t need feeding crispy critters, by this point I was wise to the fact that they meant to eat them. I also got one interestingly wrapped present and a envelope. The present was a book called haw to look fabulous when you're undead and the envelope contained a taxidermy gift voucher that said that they would stuff any thing except pigs, earwigs and moths. I put the presents with the rest. The wine went on the drink's table and the crispy critters went on the table next to the tribbles. I was not going to go near that table if I didn't have to well at least not when the caged creatures ware being feed apone. Next to arrive ware a group of wizened wizards I was given a bottle of never empty mead, a bottle of refilling wizard wine, a bottle of replenishing Viking vodka. I was also given a big plate of restocking wizard snacks, which basically has what ever you wont to eat on it. And a very nice chest, In the chest was a never dying no chance of frying safety candle, a real magic starter pack with wand, the tacky tiara of invisibility and a forever full to the brim never need be sober again sherry glass. I put the drinks on the drink's table. I put the food on the food table and I put the chest with the other presents .it was 8 pm I was hungry so I grabbed a fried phoenix drumstick, yumm this tastes great. I would definitely recommend it. Matthew, Jamie, Tommy and Phil ware next to turn up. Tommy walked in to the room and exclaimed loudly that I should have tolled him it that it was a fancy dress party. Then Matthew how was warring a sparkly pink cowboy hat and trawling sparkly pom-poms said that he would have dressed in fancy dress if I had only mentioned it. Then he complained that he looked out of place. Jamie how was warring one of his favourite T-shirts, one depicting a little man riding a dinosaur and stating that his was going to the party! Was wholly unconcerned. And Phil just did not care one bit he said he was to old for that anyway. They gave me some computer games that I relay wonted and I was given a book called how to improve you're poker game. Whilst I was talking with them Nancy, Aries and enigma turned up. Apon entering the room enigma announced that the party my now begin. I got some more computer games and some crystals. I was talking to my friends when one of the surely and very drunk heroes came up to me and he started a conversation about elk and the merits of skimmed milk, a very interesting conversation indeed. He then proceed to be sick on me, great now I have to get changed! When I came back down some more people had arrived. There ware a group of assassins how gave me the assassin handbook and a pair of night vision goggles. The group of thieves gave me a pickpocket protector and a beautiful jewellery set but I don't know ware it was nicked from and I don't wont to know. The group of young adventures gave me a healer’s kit and a book called all the useful herbs, plants and other things from the wild and how to use them. And the group of tavern dwellers gave me a home brewing kit and a book called a hundred and one alcoholic drinks and how to make them. Matt and Ann Marie had to get holly home it was to late for her to be up after all It was 10 pm. As they left it was apparent that nobody else was going to come so I finally managed to mingle with my guest's some more. With every one eagerly awaiting the bore being carved. I tuck the chance to free one scared and traumatised young adventure from the clutches of enigma how was in the process of eating the poor boy alive, thou he was enjoying it a little bit, but he had obviously had enough of enigmas attention. And besides she had gotten bored of him and was going to move on so that she could paw her next victim soon.
I went to join Matthew how was eyeing up a likely looking vampire. Deciding that his chances ware good he went over to him and did his pom-pom dance. Matthew seemed to have sparked his interest and he spent most of the night with him. Nancy and Jamie ware having a heated discussion on which was the best games console but they seemed to be enjoying them salves so I left them to it. I circulated the room stooping to thank and talk to all the guests. God it is getting late it was now one AM and the party had started at six PM. I went to get a drink and heard an all mighty snore from under the table. Looking under the table I fined Aries passed out with the bottle of replenishing Viking vodka. I take the bottle from her and put it back on the table. I say god night to her and there is an all mighty clatter, apparently she tried to turn over throw the table leg. I have my drink and go down to the fireside in time to see a broil brake out between the old heroes and the assassins. It is short lived as one of the wizards breaks it up with a quick flick of his wand. By now the night has a pleasant glow, as I am pretty tipsy. By three o'clock most people have passed out on the floor, apparently they aren't going home to night. I fined a small group of people how are still seamy concise and convince them to play on donkey conga bongos. We play for a wile but as we are drunk so we ware not doing very well, but it is funny to watch. Every one else gets bored and they wonder off. I fall a sleep at about five and have weird dreams about dancing skeletons. I awake with a start at about seven to see a stuffed griffin sitting on my lap, gist's they must have throat that was funny. I curled up with the griffin as a teddy and go back to sleep. I wake again at about one pm I don’t feel tired any more so I go and finish of the party bags, making sure that each one has a piece of cake, a nifty toy and a thank you note. By two o’clock I was starting to get people up and out. By three o’clock there was only Matthew, Tommy, Jaime, enigma and her plaything, Phil, Nancy, Aries, me and my family.
Oh yar the vampires ware still here for obvious reasons. We all played games for the remainder of the day. Plus there was a lot of food and drink left and we had to use it up. I even managed to get the vampire to reluctantly join in. I think that I made friends with Matthews’s new boyfriend he is called Vladd. I think he can come back again. This has being a grate birthday, I had lots of fun.
Thank you for coming to my party I hope you enjoyed it as much as me.
  
ps. i am 21 today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(cart spell DYSLEXIC)A Smille wont kill u. But I might Go ahead smille!
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