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Russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted August 26, 2005 08:35 PM |
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Edited By: Russ on 26 Aug 2005
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Metal Gear : nuclear weapons are bad
ROFL!!! Good one, I had a good laugh. I think Unreal Tournament teaches you the same thing.
Few things I've learned:
*Even though noone can take off their bras, panties and underpants, noobs keep on coming from somewhere.
*Things like rats always carry gold, weapons, and other items on them. When you are low on cash, you can always go kill some and take what they carry from them.
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Vegetarian: Old Indian word for Bad Hunter.
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nuclear_power
Hired Hero
thats me!!
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posted August 27, 2005 03:06 AM |
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theres always a backdoor/secret passage, in which the enemy is never smart enough to lock
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ryu
Tavern Dweller
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posted December 01, 2005 09:23 AM |
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What are Granary, Barracks, Courthouse and Pyramids for? Thanks to Civ, we know the answer of this question.
And chess taught me that life is not merciful.
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ryu
Tavern Dweller
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posted December 01, 2005 09:26 AM |
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Wolfenstein: Having a stiff neck might be entertaining.
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted November 07, 2007 03:34 AM |
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Jokingly:
1. Chances are, you needn't ever worry about dying of natural causes someday because the antagonists don't like to keep you waiting long.
2. Many walls and objects WON'T blow up, no matter how many grenades you throw at them.
3. You can speed along like a marathon runner with several tons of stuff in inventory.
4. Scantily-clad women manage to conceal serious firearms...somewhere.
Seriously:
1. Excessive micromanagement can be detrimental to your health and/or emotional state. Tons of stress can push a person over the edge sometimes. You get so fed up that you punch your computer screen. The computer doesn't feel the pain, but you do.
-Guitarguy
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Nirual
Famous Hero
Imbued Ballista
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posted November 07, 2007 05:59 PM |
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Better vent your aggressions in a game rather than in RL...
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In ur base killing ur doods... and raising them as undeads.
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Lord_of_Chaos
Known Hero
Chaotic Entity
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posted November 07, 2007 11:57 PM |
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In order to save space, all warriors of the same rank/ability etc can be compressed into one, where that single unit now has the stength of an army. (you all know what in talking about)
Wherever there is a villain attempting to take over the world, there will always be a hero there to stop him.
Bad guys dont know how to open doors.
If there is someone stronger than you, go kill a bunch of animals and random warriors.
When traveling anywhere besides towns, enemies will randomly jump out at you with no warning.
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted November 08, 2007 02:40 AM |
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Edited by Daystar at 02:54, 08 Nov 2007.
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Scantily-clad women manage to conceal serious firearms...somewhere.
Bad guys dont know how to open doors.
Lol.
1) If there is trouble in Olympus, someone is usually trying to free the Titans.
2) The only problem with dying is you loose your uberweapon.
3) Horses and units never get tired of standing or running, even if you make them do it for several months without stop.
4) Gay people do not exist (Seriously, has anyone ever encountered a gay character in a video game?)
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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roy-algriffin
Supreme Hero
Chocolate ice cream zealot
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posted November 08, 2007 03:04 AM |
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Technically all the harry potter games with dumbledore in them i guess.
Findon seems to be gay.
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"Am i a demon? No im a priest of the light! THE BLOODY RED LIGHT"
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted November 08, 2007 03:22 AM |
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well i was taught many things from video games.
1. don't use fireworks in the house (sims 2)
2. that suspicious looking rock wall will disappear when all the goblins are killed.
3. when you are about to be killed press ctrl+alt+f4
4. Units can come from small buldings which appear to be the same size as the unit (rts)
5. If the Protagonist dies in a cinematic it means
a. you did something wrong
b. your childhood friend will turn out to be a godess/god and heal you.
6. Don't waste you arrows/mana on chickens.
7. when you die go back to where you died and pick up your loot
8. don't choose a name like *****
9. The final boss doesn't die the first time it always come back.
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted November 08, 2007 03:33 AM |
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Quote:
Technically all the harry potter games with dumbledore in them i guess.
True, and I guess Buffy Video Games with Willow. I mean original games though.
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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Lord_of_Chaos
Known Hero
Chaotic Entity
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posted November 08, 2007 04:38 AM |
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There is no Esc, pause, save, reset, or options menu in real life. (unfortunatly)
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 08, 2007 04:01 PM |
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3. when you are about to be killed press ctrl+alt+f4
"For the end of the world spell press ctrl+alt+delete", I just love that line.
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executor
Famous Hero
Otherworldly Ambassador
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posted November 08, 2007 08:23 PM |
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@DaystarQuote:
4) Gay people do not exist (Seriously, has anyone ever encountered a gay character in a video game?)
In Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, a demigod Vivec is either bisexual or gay.
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Understanding is a three-edged sword.
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted November 08, 2007 09:32 PM |
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don't eat ghosts, you will just go
NERERERERERER-woot-woot and die
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Lord_of_Chaos
Known Hero
Chaotic Entity
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posted November 08, 2007 11:10 PM |
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If you eat small pills you get points, if you eat fruit you get points, if you eat big pills you get ghost eating powers!
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roy-algriffin
Supreme Hero
Chocolate ice cream zealot
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posted November 08, 2007 11:33 PM |
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Noone is ever ever nimble or smart enough to avoid a single tank
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"Am i a demon? No im a priest of the light! THE BLOODY RED LIGHT"
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted November 09, 2007 01:59 PM |
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Guards won't notice that you just had a bloodbath if you just drag away the bodies.
Got a broken leg? A hole in the head? Spleen full of shots? Don't worry just throw in a few painkillers!
There is a cow level.
One g is heavier that 50 kgs.
Coins don't weight no matter how much you have.
Never trust bald people.
If an old man has long beard and hair he's always able to jumnp 10 meters high.
People with amnesia are always important.
Everyone speaks English.
Tanks can be found from harbor warehouses.
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted November 13, 2007 08:23 PM |
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here is 11 reasons why we should play them. yep...11
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted November 13, 2007 09:10 PM |
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You can survive anything as long as you have an ally with med pacs
That cute furry puppy is probably a bloodthirsty demon
dead guys dissapear after 2 minutes.
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