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DomFontana
DomFontana


Known Hero
NY Yankees
posted March 02, 2011 01:24 PM
Edited by DomFontana at 13:25, 02 Mar 2011.

@ memetics: Hi, how are you? Interesting background. Welcome to the Forum. You will probably have better luck asking about the specifics of the game in one of the other forums. There is a lot of gaming activity there. This forum is really just to introduce yourself. I hope you enjoy it here.

I'm waiting for HOMM VI.

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Minnakht
Minnakht


Known Hero
Green eyed monster
posted March 05, 2011 12:09 AM

Greetings, Minn here

...oh. You don't know me.
Well... about Heroes... I've played that since I was so little that I barely remember, really. It was really long ago... my uncle used to play H3 and I'd wat-

You don't care. Forget I said that.

My location is Poland. I've managed to obtain H1-4 in a single pack, together with all expansions sans WoW, and that was years ago.
Somewhat not typically, I actually enjoy how H4 is different, and don't like H3 as much.

I'm not a very good player, I often lose when playing on Hard in H5, but I did manage to pull off a win once or twice out of the five or so times I tried... but then I play that only casually, as I spend so much time on the Internet I don't really do much gaming at all.
I did go through the H5 TotE campaign, though.

I've tried making a map or two in H4, but I can't seem to get the proper design.

And, lastly, I've got an idea for a Discworld-esque fanfaction for one of the two newest releases, so I'm raking up posts to start a new thread... I hope it'll be fine, but I seem to have proper grammar and am pretty loquacious, so it won't be such a bad read, I hope.
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Marcin1990
Marcin1990


Hired Hero
posted March 07, 2011 04:00 PM

Hi. Im Marcin (eng: Martin) from Poland. I'm 20.

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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted March 07, 2011 04:02 PM

Welcome Marcin

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SkrentyzMienty
SkrentyzMienty


Famous Hero
posted March 07, 2011 09:07 PM

Hej,  Witaj w HC.

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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted March 07, 2011 09:22 PM

Quote:
Hej,  Witaj w HC.

Where in England do you live?

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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted March 07, 2011 09:30 PM
Edited by selcy at 21:32, 07 Mar 2011.

Quote:
It's polish. Just say kocham cie. That should teach him.

lol not till you tell me what it means .
On second thoughts no I just googled it and only one person I would say that too .

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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted March 07, 2011 09:38 PM

Quote:
I can't. Acu would be furious.
I know he'll probably behave his best with your presence, but the guy is really terrifying to the rest of us. Had you not been here, I'd not had the courage just to tell you this:
DO... NOT... LET... ACU... tickle you?

He doesn't seem terrifying to me.
Tickling isn't what i had in mind but I will take note of that thank you Ohforfsake.
Im sure in July he will be nothing but a true gentleman as always cos he's my hero .

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ohforfsake
ohforfsake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted March 07, 2011 09:48 PM

Once... he said evil bad things to me. I have proof! Then he showered with men.
I cannot tell a lie, that is why I must lie about Acu to you.

In reality I don't know much about him. His period is from before me and I don't mean *that* kind of period

No I mean he was much more active back before I exited high school. When I joined, he wasn't very active. Mostly he just wrote his drunk thread, you know normal people stuff.

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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted March 07, 2011 09:55 PM

Quote:
Once... he said evil bad things to me. I have proof! Then he showered with men.
I cannot tell a lie, that is why I must lie about Acu to you.

In reality I don't know much about him. His period is from before me and I don't mean *that* kind of period

No I mean he was much more active back before I exited high school. When I joined, he wasn't very active. Mostly he just wrote his drunk thread, you know normal people stuff.

I guess we shouldn't be discussing this here we will get in trouble.

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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted March 07, 2011 10:02 PM

Quote:
You say he doesn't fear you? How can you ever have good sex then????

Sorry I don't understand that!! What has fear got to do with good sex? If you fear someone believe me the last thing you would want would be for them to intimate with you.

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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted March 07, 2011 10:10 PM
Edited by selcy at 22:12, 07 Mar 2011.

Quote:
So little you understand about me. Hmmm... If I fell into a well, would you save me?

Your a human being of course I would lower the bucket down and save you.
Ok lets start from the beginning you say I don't understand you so tell me about you. Where you are from etc?
I never judge people and I may listen to other peoples opinions but in the end I always make up my own mind.

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ohforfsake
ohforfsake


Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
posted March 07, 2011 10:32 PM
Edited by ohforfsake at 22:39, 07 Mar 2011.

Well sure thing! But I've hit my posting limit for today, so I have to delete some posts.

Anyhow, let me see... I came out of nowhere of course, that's quite given. No that's not right. I was nostalgic and downloaded a ton of games. Then I needed some place to dump all my excitement, so I choose this place. Had I known the stupid Elvin who always foils my masterful plans would have been present then I'd probably have stayed anyhow!

Then I met this guy, he called himself carcity. It was the most bigot name I had ever heard. I mean, was he a car? Was he a city? And what is he now? Anyway he paid attention to me and that was good.

Then what happened next... Oh right. There was this girl. Who was a boy. Who was a boy. Who is veco. Anyway I tried to seduce veco like I try to seduce evinin now. Well veco took me to bombay. I thought it was only going to be us. But no. A lot of people were there. Some jew names geny. Some non-jew named not geny... Bombay was good, but I could not stop laughing.

Here you go: http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=31704.

Uhh then I saw these two guys. Huge penises! Very important penis guys! One was polish and made no sense. The other had red socks on and was apparently a fan of those. Then he dissaperead. I still laugh when that polish guy says he thinks it's wrong to kill imaginary beings.

I saw this elf once, I remember! She was ash, but not ketchum. Um she never came back.

What happened next... Well Elvin wrote inside my profile. He send me some very erotic pictures??? I don't even remember how they looked, they were probably gay anyway. Anyway, somehow I fell into a well...

I lured some people down there, but it got cemented. The skeleton of a spacebunny is still down there.

Actually after that I tried to seduce every female member. Though no one responed. I don't even know if they were aware.

Oh I got a penis enlargement by Mytical at some time around. Though it was really Corribus who paid for it. He got one as well. And Pandora who commanded. Pandora is Geny the jews pimp-daddy, I think.
Though she's also Canadian.
Anyway, then Corribus could rate threads and all mine was 'to delete'.

So me and ihor were just hanging around, I was raping and he was mathing stuff. Then adrius said I was a rapist... or a racist? And I couldn't even rape because of the sealed off well.

Well then I came into my pit, but not in any dirty way, but it was dirty, in more than one way, because of the dirt you know. Though that melted.

Then some more rapings from the pit. Then I was a pit lord. Then I quit and never came back. Then I came back.

Then DomFontana and Lure of lillith wrote. But they never came back, except for DomFontana who never left.

Okay... so then some new people joined. And I wasn't leet anymore. But that was cool, cause shares wasn't 666 and I didn't even mention stuff about his imaginary ball, which then would be an imaginary imaginary friend. Or Dagoth and his death threats. Or Joonas who thinks it's okay to lie. Or Elodin, who at first, seemed like a really cool guy!

Umm, so that's pretty much what've been going on for me at heroescommunity. GOOOOOOOOO MARKKUR!!!

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smithey
smithey


Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
posted March 07, 2011 10:36 PM

and another one bites the dust, peace to all

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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted March 07, 2011 10:45 PM

Ohforfsake very informative...............I think lol

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted March 08, 2011 12:16 AM

Hysterical.  Just hysterical.

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Warlord
Warlord


Famous Hero
Lord of Image Spam
posted March 08, 2011 01:37 AM

Don't encorage the flamer!
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DomFontana
DomFontana


Known Hero
NY Yankees
posted March 08, 2011 04:35 AM

Very interesting post, OhforfSake, to say the least.

I think carcity was from Detroit. That is known as the Motor City because that is where most of the American cars are made. The guy who liked red socks was a Boston Red Sox fan. Myself, I usually lay low, but respond when appropriate.

And that's the name of that tune.

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KuzAnn
KuzAnn


Adventuring Hero
Explorer
posted March 08, 2011 04:59 AM

Hi, I'm KuzAnn(Kuz or Ann for short, both work).  I do artwork and writing and if nothing else I will probably be a lurker on this site.  Hopefully I will do more than just lurk.  

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DomFontana
DomFontana


Known Hero
NY Yankees
posted March 08, 2011 05:03 AM

Hi, Ann. I hope you enjoy the forum.

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