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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: HOMM pick up lines
Thread: HOMM pick up lines This thread is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 · «PREV
Iris
Iris


Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
posted August 19, 2006 05:33 AM

QP mr_niceguy, please!  


-You're going to need more than just that catapult to break down my gate.  

-Are you a Magic Elemental?  Is that why you're immune to all my spells?
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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 19, 2006 11:04 AM

Zud: Your face looks like a glazed doughnut.
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TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
posted August 28, 2006 02:48 PM

Quote:


a line to use when wanting to boast:
*my girlfriend is like HOMM cheats, she makes things easy for me
(and makes things go faster)



lol ever shouted out "NWCTROJANRABBBIT" while sitting at the dinner table and your date is blabbing on about her cats and her mother and her favourite pair of shoes
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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
posted August 28, 2006 03:35 PM

A mix from all the heroes series.. Some bad, some good.

- There is a party in my pants.
- I don't remember casting slow on you.
- Since which patch did you get Cat Reflexes?
- Compared to you, Crag Hack is rather crude.
- You should cast Dragon slayer on yourself, since you are waking the beast.
- Hows god by the way?
- I'm guessing you have tactics.

.. i'm lame, i know.. but i have geography at the moment.

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mr_niceguy
mr_niceguy


Famous Hero
of power
posted August 28, 2006 04:15 PM

This has nothing to do with homm but i came up with it whilst making spelling errors

If i invented the keyboard I would be right on top of U
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment

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Ecoris
Ecoris


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted August 28, 2006 06:11 PM

Awesome thread .

* Did you cast frenzy on me cos I'm totally defenseless.

* I didn't know you could cast stoneskin on just a part of your body.

* No one would need scouting to notice you.

* Why did I not teach myself the clone spell?

* Have you got room for another hero?

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dkolb
dkolb


Promising
Known Hero
Nay Nay and Aslan Protector
posted September 22, 2006 11:41 PM
Edited by dkolb at 09:47, 23 Sep 2006.

My Water Elemental just got upgraded to a Bone Dragon!

The Shackles of War?! Don't tell me your into that BDSM stuff!

yeah..it's got alot of names, baby but you can call it The Quiet Eye of the Dragon.

C'mon baby take that Pendant of Dispassion off!

Give me that Head of Legion


EDIT: okay my friend came up with more:

Is that Solmyr coming out of your lamp or are you just happy to see me?

My girlfriend is like a gold dragon. Breathes fire and wants too many gems

Baby my **** is like a phoenix. Goes a round, dies, then instantly comes back, ready for more.

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mr_niceguy
mr_niceguy


Famous Hero
of power
posted September 23, 2006 01:55 PM

you're so hot you make an inferno look like a tower
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a stich in time saves nine... what the hell does that mean?
If u enjoy telling ur friends of how uve never been beaten with ur own legs, u'd rethink making a comment

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RTI
RTI


Adventuring Hero
Now known as Rarensu
posted September 26, 2006 09:34 AM

*(I can't actually think of any good exact wording so someone help me out here please) Something to do with joining armies together (like in heroes 4).

*your presence is giving my army really good morale.
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A Proponent of Spelling, Grammar, Punctuation, and Courtesy.

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kookastar
kookastar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
posted December 31, 2006 07:03 AM

Who needs a capitol when I have you

{k not really a pick up, }

$1000 or the experience?  I'll take the experience baby!

nah...

show me how it's done fellas
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Guitarguy
Guitarguy


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
posted January 02, 2007 02:02 PM
Edited by Guitarguy at 10:43, 01 Jun 2007.

*College homework is like a Wraith; it sucks all the magic out of being an HS grad.

*My dialup connection reminds me of Peasants; the damn thing keeps dying on me!

*My pitching skill makes me think of Giants; now let's move on to the next pickup line...

*Fridays remind me of Level 7 Creatures; their weekly arrival lifts my spirits.

*Computer games are like Ghost Dragons; they'll take many a year off your life.



Time for more amusingly-unfunny-pickup-lines-regarding-my-girlfriend:

*My girlfriend is like those Windmills; she always has me coming back for more every week.

*My girlfriend is like Heroes 5; her looks have drawn thousands of guests to my forum house.

*My girlfriend is like the Grail; it took me forever to call her mine.

*My girlfriend is like an Air Elemental; she's a breath of fresh air.

*My girlfriend is like a Four-Leaf Clover; her presence reminds me of how lucky I am.

*My girlfriend is like the Forgetfulness spell; she helps me to forget my fears.

*My girlfriend is like the Fire Tome; she makes the other playas burn with jealousy, yo.



And now for the obligatory sex-related pickup line regarding my girlfriend:

*My girlfriend is like a Whirlpool; I always lose the lil' guys after being with her.

-Guitarguy
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Shai-Hulud
Shai-Hulud


Known Hero
Sicomor
posted June 01, 2007 11:35 AM

Quote:


*My girlfriend is like a Whirlpool; I always lose the lil' guys after being with her.




LOL GuitarGuy! Not a good girlfriend then, if you only lose only half of them. Go the full hog
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zamfir
zamfir


Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
posted April 01, 2008 09:52 PM

that's not a pick up, is an in-game sign(HoMM III): "With eons passing, even Death may die."
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Daystar
Daystar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
posted April 01, 2008 10:06 PM

not the best way to impress someone
"I've served under Findan."
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How exactly is luck a skill?

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william
william


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
posted April 02, 2008 07:42 AM

Quote:


*My girlfriend is like a Whirlpool; I always lose the lil' guys after being with her.

-Guitarguy



looool, that one had me laughing out loud Nice one Guitarguy.
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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted April 26, 2008 09:01 AM

Hey babe, I'm just like Orrin... I always hit the spot

My girlfriend is like a mighty gorgon, she's a humongous and has a death stare...

And some insults...

Are you a centaur? Cause you look like a horses ***!

Are you a griffin? Cause you have a beak where your nose supposed to be!

Girl it's a shame that you are not a monk so that I wouldn't have to see your face!
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Please
click and help me out!! Thanks!!

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