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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Valentines day - Just give me a break will ya!?
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TNT_Addict
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posted February 14, 2006 07:51 PM

Valentines day - Just give me a break will ya!?

Wassup fellas!

Again it's time for Valentines day and I am as always recently (two years to be exact) going to spend it alone, hugging my stuffed panda bear - a gift from my last girlfriend who lef... I mean we broke up, and we wanted it equaly as much, yeah!
Second year in a row that I can't survive with a girlfriend till this wonderfull day of pure love celebration, I always got to ruin it just two weeks before and weep at the day itself...
I just saw her already with another guy and trust me that doesn't make you feel any better to think "Oh good for her she found herself someone else", it just makes you want to burry yourself as deeper in the ground as possible. Took her a lot of time to get over me eh? 2 weeks sure is lot of time...
Well it's hard to get a new girlfiend fast being as picky as me, so I will just eat this whole box of chocolates myself then!
*Chaws down on the grub*

If anyone else got a Vlentine story you are welcome to share to make me feel better about myself.

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Vlaad
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posted February 14, 2006 08:23 PM

Aaawww... Here are some flowers for you, my favorite angel!


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TNT_Addict
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posted February 14, 2006 08:33 PM

Really!? For me??? *Wipes tears from his eyes*

*Smells the roses, then throws them away*

Why aren't they white roses? I like white roses more you should know that for the next time you give me flowers...

But anyway thanks man, I will probbly eat them after I finish the chocolates.


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LadyGuenivere
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posted February 24, 2006 02:43 AM

(to audience)

"And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you do NOT give roses to a guy!"

*thunderous applause*

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Lord_Crusader
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posted February 24, 2006 02:55 AM

ohh is ok lady... we are a modern people around here
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Aculias
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posted February 24, 2006 06:15 AM

Fun that every yr someone makes identical threads of how depressed they get because thier single

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LadyGuenivere
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posted February 24, 2006 11:04 PM

I'm depressed because I'm single....



...I just have the good sense not to start a thread about it!


only kidding. we feel your pain, TNT.

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Lord_Pc
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posted February 25, 2006 03:45 AM
Edited by Lord_Pc on 27 Feb 2006

TNT seriously, u must not be sad about valentines day and how u have no one to spend it with. brighten up

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like that guy. the day is just a day to sell cards, chocolate and flowers.

for some it is a way to show they can remember dates and that they can visit a florist and find a rose and overpay for it

for the others it is a day when u think about everyone else buying flowers and gifts and such and u think to urself "Yes, i get to keep money right here in my wallet".

i didnt have anyone to spend valentines day with, infact i didnt even remember it was valentines day.

just delete the valentines day from ur brain. it should only re-appear in ur brain when u have a reason for it too.
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LadyGuenivere
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posted February 26, 2006 11:55 PM

Exactly. Go out with Lord_Pc! Then you can both have fun on V-day.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted February 27, 2006 01:16 AM

obligatory V-day rant

V-day is overrated... simply an excuse for people to buy stuff and "feel good" about whatever relationship they are in ...and on the other hand, for those who are single to either shrug it off, or give in to peer pressure and feel depressed

what is the point really?

...if you need V-day (or any other "special" day) to display your love towards your mate, then that alone says something about what you (don't) have ...this is the "i treat you like **** all year round, but come V-day i bring you flowers and candy and gifts and whatnot" syndrome... sorry, but i think the world will be a better place without it

...if you don't need V-day to celebrate your love for another human being (or in some rare cases, alien) but instead do so whenever you feel like it, then V-day loses any and all meaning... except of course for the financial one ...either be consistant about your feelings or don't bother at all ...treating your mate "nice" one day per year only makes the rest of the year more pathetic

...and to cut off any snide comments, yes i know its almost two weeks after and yes, i am in a long term serious relationship... this has been my attitude towards V-day since i fist heard about it as a kid
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Aculias
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posted February 27, 2006 06:20 AM

Maybe one the only time to be really romantic i guess.
Nothing wrong with that.

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Lord_Pc
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posted February 27, 2006 06:47 AM

if u have someone to celebrate v-day with then go ahead, just dont mope if u dont

Quote:
Exactly. Go out with Lord_Pc! Then you can both have fun on V-day.


im not interested in TNT, after all im not a Homersexual
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posted February 27, 2006 06:58 AM

You want the American Bootang dont lie

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TNT_Addict
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posted February 27, 2006 04:26 PM

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im not interested in TNT, after all im not a Homersexual


A Homersexual? You are not attracted to Homer Simpson? How could this be?

You do know he is a cartoon character?

But lets say you were a girl, would you be interested?

By the way I got over this thing already and currently dating my exexgirlfriend again.

She is a lot nicer now that she knows I can dump her if she annoys me to the critical state.  

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Aculias
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posted February 27, 2006 06:16 PM

Sounds like you have a fantasy.
Please tell ?

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LadyGuenivere
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posted February 27, 2006 11:29 PM

Am i the only single one?
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TNT_Addict
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posted February 28, 2006 04:07 PM

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Am i the only single one?


From what I saw so far it is not such a big surprise.


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The_Gootch
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posted February 28, 2006 07:56 PM

When I was a freshman in high school I fell in love with a girl in my homeroom the first moment I laid my eyes on her.  I finally drummed up the courage to ask her out for our Halloween dance and it might have been the happiest moment in my life when she said yes.

Everything seemed perfect with her.  She danced perfectly.  She kissed perfectly. She talked on the phone perfectly.  You get the idea.

Unfortunately, I was her rebound relationship and so she broke up with me within a month.  I dealt with the heartache best I could and tried to move on.  I even shed a tear or two hundred(yes kiddies, even I was pathetic at that age).  Seeing her on a daily basis sucked at first but eventually it was a bit numbing and I got used to it.

Little did I know I had a secret admirer though.  And on Valentine's day some anonymous girl sent me a rose.  I'd never noticed this girl before and only when I found out did things start to make sense.  At lunchtime she'd sit at a table behind me and just stare.  She had one of those puppydog gazes you swear you could feel on the back of your neck.  She never said a word.  She just stared.  She didn't do anything for me though, and I never really said much to her about the flower.

I digress though.  What that girl sending the flower was stir up feelings of jealousy in this other girl, my true love,  and she responded like anyone who is jealous; that is, goofy.  She started slinging insults at me.  She looked for ways of getting my attention.  What that flower showed her was that I was a hot commodity and if she wanted to get back in the running she needed to act fast.  And so she did, giving me the best 6 years of her life.

So thank you St. Valentine.  I am who I am today because of you.
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Aculias
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posted February 28, 2006 08:20 PM

If there is no love in a relationship it will never work because you will never be happy.
Sometimes it's better it works out that way then getting burned later on where the pain cuts deeper then you know.

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posted May 23, 2006 07:34 PM

I have a date tonight!!!

At last after searching long and hard all around the world , or at least Tel-Aviv I managed to find me a date worthy of my attention and busy day schedule.

We were playing basketball and there she just came along and asked us if she could join our game, pfffttt I said, girls who play bball are no better than 12 year olds, been there done that but the guys wanted her in for her quite the short outfit .

Then it began, sweesh one 3 pointer, sweesh another, than I started gaurding her close and believe me it was my pleasure , while I was stinking of 2 hour old sweat she was smelling like fruits and flowers of heavenly alignments. As I was trying my best to sniff her better she just passed me every time and we lost two games because I didn't want to switch deffences with my horny buddies LoL.

I was dead tired and so was she and we sat together to have our little break and started talking about stuff and army (she was just drafted) and one thing led to another and after 10 minutes I had her number and a date tonight at 23:00 , then I nailed her... In the game, whooped her ***... In the game and am planning to do this later on too .      
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