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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: funny towns
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SirDunco
SirDunco


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted September 24, 2001 06:48 PM

Nice ideas!!!!

I like most of them.I sepecialy like the Republican Town & The Simpsons Town!
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Milena
Milena


Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
posted September 24, 2001 08:07 PM

Devil's Advocate

was such a good title.

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Oldtimer
Oldtimer


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Please leave a message after..
posted December 10, 2001 08:48 PM

Christmas Town

Hero: Santa Claus
Expert Stealth and Pathfinding

Level 1: Gingerbread Men(Ultra Fast very hard to catch) from Mrs. Claus's Bakery

Level 1: Toy Soldiers(Shooter) from Santa's Workshop

Level 2: Abominable Snowmen from Ice Cave

Level 2: Elves(Singers, elves continually sing "Sugar Sweet" carols until enemies either flee or join in)from Santa's Castle

Level 3: Reindeer(Flyer)from Santa's Stable

Level 3: Christmas Trees(Falling attack, Trees fall for no known reason and wife blames attacker and beats him with rolling pin)from enchanted Forest

Level 4: Angel(Flyer)from Top of the tree.

Level 4: Wisemen(Magic adds 1 random reasource everyday)from the "east"

Santa's workshop can summon "Fad Toy", once introduced into combat all creatures fight for this year's fad until only one is left standing.  Once a Fad Toy is used it is considered "Yesterday's News" and no one will touch it.  Santa must then develop "The Next Big Thing".


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Dajek
Dajek


Known Hero
Psychedelic Knight
posted December 10, 2001 08:53 PM

Did Ya know that there is a town named TITTYBOUNCE in America? Huh, let`s bounce some tits!
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted June 27, 2003 07:01 PM

Revived!
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Yolk and God bless.
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Fire_Dragon
Fire_Dragon


Adventuring Hero
King of Dragons
posted June 27, 2003 07:32 PM

Funny town creatures

Rock Musical

Castle:Studio
Hero:Rock star

Lvl.1: Vocal => Screamer Vocal
Attack: Makes the enemy deaf or kill it instantly.
Lvl.2: Guitarist => Elec-Guitarist
Attack: Slams guitar at enemies.
Lvl.3: Bass => Great Bass
Attack: KO the enemy with a slam.
Lvl.4: Drummer => Rampage Drummer
Attack: Kills anyone near by lound poundings of Drums.
Lvl.5: DJ => DJin
Attack:Throws razor sharp disc at enemies.
Lvl.6: Rocker => Screaming Rocker
Attack: Kills all in battlefield.
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The King of Dragons emerge from its lair to seek vengence upon its throne of Fire.

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Dread_Knight
Dread_Knight


Known Hero
Converting Vegetarians
posted June 27, 2003 07:41 PM

Town name: White house

Level 1: Cophy Anaan -> during a fight he may shout:"peace!!!" and the enemy will become deph.

Level 2: Monica Levinsky -> Have the ability to sleep with the enemy and make him unabled to move for 2 turns.

Level 3: Bill Clinton -> Playes the sexophone and make the enemy blind, can summon 3 Monicas in each turn.

Level 4: George W.Bush -> have the ability to do a monkey face and throw bananas on the enemy, can summon 5 Cophys each turn.

Special magic: Call the penthagon
Special hero: Pentagon
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Fire_Dragon
Fire_Dragon


Adventuring Hero
King of Dragons
posted June 28, 2003 02:58 AM
Edited By: Fire_Dragon on 27 Jun 2003

Cokes and Peps

Lvl.1: Coke
Attack: Deals low damage to enemy.
Lvl.2: Coke Diet
Attack: Makes the enemy float lightly in the air causing it
to loose control of movements.
Lvl.3: Coke Light
Attack: Makes the enemy super light weight so that the enemy will float to space and not to be heard of again....
Lvl.4: Pepsi
Attack: Deals lots of damage to enemy.
Lvl.5: Pepsi Light
Attack: Makes the enemy float under Hero's command.
Lvl.6: Pepsi Blue
Attack: Launches acidic gas toxic to the enemy burning it to nothing.
Lvl.7: King Of Coke
Attack: Deals lotta damage and will cause super KO and Float.
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TheRealDeal
TheRealDeal


Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
posted July 21, 2004 09:46 PM

Town of Evil Things:


Level 1: Picachu
Walker
Dmg: 1-2
Spell: Annoyment, you have to focus this creature while in play.
Upgrade: Raichu

Level 2: Japanese Action Hero
Floating
Dmg: 5-9
Spell: Haste, and Cat Reflexes
Upgrade: Japanese Cartoon Hero

Level 3: Fatal Error
Immoveable
Dmg: N/A
Spell: Crashes Your Game
Upgrade: Blue Screen of Death

Level 4: Bag Of Peanuts
Roller
Dmg: 15
Spell: Pisses you off, since you can't open them.
Upgrade: Empty Bag Of Peanuts

Level 5: Spam!
Flyer
Dmg: 28-31
Spell: Splash attack
Upgrade: Dingo

Level 6: Aunt
Flyer(she uses a broom)
Dmg: 30-39
Spell: Pinch Low Level Dwellings Cheek
Upgrade: Grandmother

Level 7: TV-Shop
Shooter
Dmg: 103-148
Spell: Rapid attack. Throw Annoying Retired Celeb
Upgrade: THE MIGHTY COMMERICAL ITSELF


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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.

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Pirahna
Pirahna


Famous Hero
or not ...
posted July 23, 2004 11:35 PM

Well ... the funniest town is someware in Poland or Norway ... but if i say the name i will be penalized ...
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The Pirahna - wow guys ... my posts keep decreasing ... lol ... i can't post

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted July 23, 2004 11:41 PM

Well, there are three villages in Poland, called Nieliż, Cyców and Celinki. When read as a sentence, it roughly translates to 'don't lick Celinka's boobs'. They're lined up correctly, too!
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Dingo
Dingo


Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted July 23, 2004 11:44 PM
Edited By: Dingo on 23 Jul 2004

Quote:
Level 5: Spam!
Flyer
Dmg: 28-31
Spell: Splash attack
Upgrade: Dingo



lmao.

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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.

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Shirastro
Shirastro


Famous Hero
Happy happy joy joy
posted July 24, 2004 03:52 AM

Wow Dingo, you are not even a spammer....you are something more
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And now to the next post.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 25, 2004 08:15 AM

Everyone knows I am the god of SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted July 25, 2004 02:31 PM

More like Sod of Spasm. Now take your worthless posts to the Wastelands.
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Yolk and God bless.
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