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Heroes Community > Age of Heroes Coliseum > Thread: The Care-Bear Clan of destruction!
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TNT_Addict
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posted March 31, 2006 08:28 PM bonus applied.
Edited by TNT_Addict on 1 Apr 2006

The Care-Bear Clan of destruction!

Kingdom name

Wusstopia

Kingdom flag

A lot of pink hearts on pink heart flag and some other pink stuff around!

Heroes

Might - Demolition bear

Magic - Knightblade bear

They will ride their cloud cars cause I don't think a bear horseback riding looks real life...

Quote

If you don't care and share we'll kick your ***!

The Units

Level 1: Bedtime bear

He is the weakest bear of them all, when it comes to fighting he is always so sleepy that he just falls asleep hibernating right in the middle of the battle and gets his *** kicked even by the weakest monsters but his special ability is to awaken after 10 battle turns (that if he survives) and to be 20 times more powerfull! So guard them well!

Level 2: Share bear

A little tougher than the bedtime bear his special ability is to share its recieved damage with his attacker (50% of the damage dealt !). He also attacks twice only 1 time per battle untill his icecream connes are all gone.

Level 3: Wish bear

The wish bear has the usefull spellcasting ability, you can chose one wish (a spell) per 2 turns and the wish bear will make it come true. His life points are quite low but if you get lucky he might be able to cast the highest level spells sometimes!

Level 4: Grumpy bear

This bear is a fearsome creature to handle, he is soooo grumpy that sometimes he can attack even your troops ! But if you can seperate him from your group he will be a lethal weapon in your ranks and will deal huge amounts of damage when he gets grumpy enough from being attacked.

Level 5: Champ care bear

This unit will be your powerstack through the whole middle of the game, being a top athlete at highschool the champ bear has evolved athleticaly higher than all your other bears and his battle speed is lightning fast! Combined with great offence and deffence this bear can kick serious butt!

Level 6: Good luck bear

This bear is so damn lucky he gives +2 luck to all of your bears! Plus he can sometime find pots of gold and reward you with huge amounts of cash! As for his battle skills his every attack is a luck attack so he deals twice the damage every single attack! And he can cast misfortune on your opponents units!

Level 7: Secret bear

The most powerfull bear alive, the secret bear has got the most forbidden powers of all the creatures! Even you his master cannot know of the power he unleashes each and every battle but they are sure destructive!

@EDIT Yep another interesting and hilarious post!

TNT you are just unstopable today
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doomnezeu
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posted April 01, 2006 08:01 AM

WHERE ARE TEH PANDAS?? @_@
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posted April 01, 2006 01:21 PM
Edited by TNT_Addict at 22:06, 15 Jun 2006.

You want pandas, then go to the city ZoOoOo.

Only bears are allowed in here , it's a bear community, a BC .

@EDIT So which one is your favourite bear guys?

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posted April 01, 2006 01:54 PM

Bedtime bear  DOH... doesn't really work with this crappy avatar

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doomnezeu
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posted April 01, 2006 04:09 PM

Quote:
You want pandas, then go to the city ZoOoOo.

Only bears are allowed in here , it's a bear community, a BC .

@EDIT So which one is your favourite bear guys?


Grumpy bear, of course
But i still like pandas more
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posted April 02, 2006 09:48 PM

Man, you should have entered the contest at the time! QP for humour
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posted April 03, 2006 09:02 AM
Edited by kookastar on 3 Apr 2006

Quote:
QP for humour


Hey Tigris, it looks like it mightn't be hard to get those QPs back after all.  Just whip up a couple of ICTC towns.  I'm thinking smurfs - should only take you a couple of minutes.

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posted April 03, 2006 02:21 PM

And how exactly dwarves, elves, lizards and such are better than care-bears?!

Some people got originality running through their veigns and some just bark when they are jealous, I hope you Kookastar can understand that this all was done as a good hearted april fools day joke, and nothing more.

And about those smurfs, great idea I will get to it myself when I come home, I promise to make the second even funier .
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posted April 04, 2006 10:29 AM
Edited by kookastar on 4 Apr 2006

Yes TNT I laughed when I read this post.  And I really do think you post with humour - it was just that this didn't seem any more QP worthy than many other similar threads.  I meant no offence to you, and I think that the smurf town could be really good  Look foward to seeing it!

You must also understand that although non participants hate the ICTC the people who were involved did spend a lot of time on their towns - and you (generalisation) scoff at the top 25 recieving QPs.  I hope you can take a step back and try to understand - this is nothing personal.

BTW I laughed at the anti ICTC posts on April 1 - I thought they would be deleted and it would all be over after - moving on.  I can now see that maybe there is some humour left  I also want you to know that the ICTC spam I sent on April one (RSF said he wanted ICTC spam ), and any posts I make in the future are in jest (as a joke).  




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posted April 18, 2006 09:30 PM
Edited by Gnoll_Mage on 18 Apr 2006

Quote:

The most powerfull bear alive, the secret bear has got the most forbidden powers of all the creatures! Even you his master cannot know of the power he unleashes each and every battle but they are sure destructive!


Reminds me of The Ultimate Showdown

W00t 3 gold stars
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posted April 19, 2006 04:09 PM

What happen to the pinky and the lion head?? [Cheer Bear and Brave Heart Lion]

Maybe you can make them to the Heroes relating to this caslte. Have a story to back this up. I was laughing at this post whole day LMAO. Keep this going!!!

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posted April 19, 2006 05:04 PM

I think those 2 bears are upgrades! Right, TNT?

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posted April 19, 2006 10:48 PM

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I think those 2 bears are upgrades! Right, TNT?


What do you think this is some kind of a made up story? A fantasy? An imagination fruit of somekinda looney writer!?

How in hells name can you upgrade a damn bear!?
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russ
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posted April 19, 2006 11:04 PM

WTF? You can't upgrade your bears? What a lame town! Screw you guuys, I'm goooin hooome!

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Aculias
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posted May 29, 2006 10:27 AM

I only have one word for a GUY who makes a town full of care bears lol
I wont say it here but it only has 3 letters in it

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posted May 29, 2006 11:10 AM

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I only have one word for a GUY who makes a town full of care bears - lol


Why thanks Acu, but I think it is not really considered one word, but 3 words with many hard to write and pronounce (to some ^-^) letters...
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posted May 29, 2006 11:13 AM

You cant even talk after making this.
No I dont need to say 3 words lol.

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posted June 01, 2006 04:29 AM

I'm on the same page as Aculias on this one. However I think TNT, you are a bit out to lunch as to what Acu is trying to say. Who's blonde now?
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posted June 01, 2006 04:36 AM

I can't stop laughing. . . .

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posted June 15, 2006 05:04 PM

News flash!

Thanks to Legendmakers relentless searching for more interesting care bear related info, he stumbled upon a real goldmine! Now even you the simple townfolk could have a chance of getting to know your fuzzy-wuzzy care bear side in the ultimate Which care bear are you!?

Enjoy, you care bear fans you ^^...
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