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DonGio
Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
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posted July 07, 2002 01:23 PM |
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I would cast the "make-her-look-like-she-did-in-the-Sometimes-video" spell...
Spell well
DonGio
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There are 10 types of people: Those who read binary, and those who don't.
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Kenaniah
Tavern Dweller
*Absent*
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posted March 22, 2004 02:44 AM |
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I'm reviving the thread because it's funny.
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Down with Bush! Up with Christianity!
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Orion
Known Hero
Dark God of Ordered Chaos
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posted March 27, 2004 10:44 AM |
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how about giving her a couple of skills first wisdom and inteligence the a lot of knowledge my get better singing with a better brain the i would cast one magic arrow large enough for all of you (smart i 99999999999999999999999 magic worth of magic arrorw no prob to me spel sumon) at most of you for being disrespectful i might not like her but still manners people (although i did like that clone idea)
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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
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regnus_khan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
[ Peacekeeper of Equilibris ]
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posted March 27, 2004 10:48 AM |
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I'd actually cast a berserk. It would be funny of Britney attacked Bush 
Berserk: Britney vs. Bush or Madonna
Teleport: to Antarctic, not to hear her music
Forgetfulness: force her to forget the words
Disintegrate: tear her into pieces
Hypnotize: oh yeah...
Haste: funny sounds, hehe...
Blind: Britney - a mime
Divine Intervention: resurrect a better singer
Poison: feed poison into her veins, so he looks like a toad
Pain Mirror: cause her to suffer pain that I suffer when she sings
Implosion (homm3): that ugly pile of **** covers her when she's on stage
Speed: force her to dance faster (like a Chaplin once )
and... Summon Marelt Ekiran - a spell that was once created by Marelt in a thread - destroy Britney and everything around her
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted March 27, 2004 12:04 PM |
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Quote:
Divine Intervention: resurrect a better singer
I wanna! I wanna!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted March 27, 2004 12:28 PM |
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Edited By: Svarog on 27 Mar 2004
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Poison: feed poison into her veins, so he looks like a toad
No can do. The b!tch's immune to poison. She's toxic, remember?
Best solution: Use Pikeman and Spear Britney.
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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Greek_god_su...
Famous Hero
Bringer Of Light
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posted March 27, 2004 07:03 PM |
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First magic arrow, then resurrect her as a demon/skeleton so she could start a new career in a heavy metal band or something..
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After all, marriage and murder are not too different - one ends your life and the other is a crime
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LordZXZX
Famous Hero
Overfished
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posted March 28, 2004 12:38 AM |
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Quote:
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Divine Intervention: resurrect a better singer
I wanna! I wanna!
Sure, you'll revive Freddy Mercury
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted March 28, 2004 12:39 AM |
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted March 28, 2004 12:44 AM |
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Queen Police on patrol...
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted March 28, 2004 12:55 AM |
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DonGio
Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
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posted March 28, 2004 12:16 PM |
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Blind: Britney - a mime
Uhm... how would blinding her make her a mime?
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There are 10 types of people: Those who read binary, and those who don't.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted March 28, 2004 09:21 PM |
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and... Summon Marelt Ekiran - a spell that was once created by Marelt in a thread - destroy Britney and everything around her
That requires a Great Grandmaster skill in Nature Magic. It is an absolute principle of mine that I will not have myself summoned by anyone with less skill than that.
But then, if you ask it really nicely, I might just let a Solar Flare... slip.
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Perception is everything.
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LordZXZX
Famous Hero
Overfished
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posted March 28, 2004 11:57 PM |
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I'll cast Sanctuary, protect her from you all, but she mustn't sing too, or it won't work.
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Orion
Known Hero
Dark God of Ordered Chaos
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posted March 29, 2004 02:16 AM |
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cast magic reflect and fireshield on yourshelf when she sings she will get a tast of her own music
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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil, for it bends to my will
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