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Xarfax111
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The last hero standing
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posted April 06, 2006 07:53 PM |
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Its HAMMERTIME!!!!! (Part II: There he goes again)
...ohHoOhooOhoOho....
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Xarfax111
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Supreme Hero
The last hero standing
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posted April 06, 2006 08:00 PM |
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...oh...and this one is especially for Aculias, as he love to sing his ice ice baby during his monthly bathroom visit:
ITS FROM VANILLA ICE!! YEAH!! For everyone who really likes to Rap (and we know Aculias is a Rapper for life, hes the white EMINEM  ), dont miss the first line, this line is essential for this song!
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention Ice
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Baby
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Lyrics
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony Lyric
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Alle
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin' Vanilla
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon Ice
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal Baby
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by Lyrics
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block Lyric
That block was dead
Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine Alle
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball" Vanilla
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells Ice
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Baby
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Songtexte
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Lyrics
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Lyric
Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Alle
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this Vanilla
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn" Ice
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram Baby
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Lyrics
Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother! Lyric
Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
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Xarfax111
Bad-mannered
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The last hero standing
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posted April 06, 2006 08:07 PM |
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WARNING!Dont try that at home (or at least dont let me hear it). This may cause unrepairable damage to your brain (if some is available).
My Advice:
If you really have to sing...erm rap it, get your little bro`or sis`, to repeat the last word of each line after you, to make it most effective! This will sound original!!
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Helmric
Tavern Dweller
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posted April 06, 2006 08:15 PM |
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Actually, this is HAMMERTIME! LOL!
No offense intended!
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terje_the_ma...
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Herodotus
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posted April 06, 2006 11:41 PM |
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Can't Touch This! 
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted April 07, 2006 10:01 AM |
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And know, the Sir Mix-a-Lot classic, Baby Got Back
*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Enjoy!
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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