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2XtremeToTake
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posted June 18, 2006 07:47 AM |
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Wheres TUM when you need him?
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 18, 2006 02:49 PM |
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It's amazing to me when I watch a guy interacting with a woman, everything is going well... then it's time for him to step up and make something happen…
...and he just doesn’t do it!!!
Ohhhhhhhh I hate it when that happens.
Sounds exactly like me this friday night... If only I had read this thread sooner Slayer 
I was at a bar party thing (whatever you call it) with some friends and this really hot girl was there, who happens to be a friend who I'd been talking to online for a while but only met her face to face once. So I went up to her and we bought some drinks and went to sit back down where I was sitting before, and we were talking.
Her phone rings, and she gets up and says one second i'll be back, and walks off. One of my friends turns around and just looks at me, and says ".... ****, she's so hot man" and then another says "why didn't you do it, you p****?" and one says "If you get with Alyssa, you are my king, I swear.." . She comes and sits back down, she lit up a cigarette and then she had to leave, and I had the "I'm such a loser" thing you spoke about.
If only sooner, slayer, if only... jk
ah well in the words of the god among mortals known as Jack Black, "Defeat, is always momentary."
QP well earnt  lol...
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John says to live above hell.
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TnT_Addict
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posted June 18, 2006 04:30 PM |
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Just as Kookie had requested for us to check the pick up lines that "always work", I went out yesterday to check them out and guess what... They do not ALWAYS work! And I thought I would get some for ****s sake...
Here are some reactions to these lines from fine girls...
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
"Here take all of my money..." *Runs away crying*
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
*Injects me with some liquid* The next day I wake up in a mental hospital.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
"No but here is my laweyrs phone, he'll be calling you about a sexual harrasment suit..."
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
"If you were a nose, you would be bleeding..."
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
"No, but Williams fan club is open for busyness..."
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
"No, it's Poo cause I'm hot and steamy..."
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
"So where is your little sister? I don't see her..."
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
"Where is it so I could stomp on it...?"
I wet my pants... can I get in yours?
"Only for your funeral..."
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
"Me? Or my 300 pounds pro football player boyfriend...?" *All is dark*
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
"No dogs allowed where I live..."
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
"Sure, ****ing Loser avenue 13..."
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
"Oh that's nice how about F and U, just for you...?"
I'll add more later, need to try out the rest... 
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click and help me out!! Thanks!!
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Iris
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of Typos
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posted June 18, 2006 06:45 PM |
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FoG, that actually made me laugh.
Boys, take lessons from him. He knows what he's talking about.
I don't like pick up lines very much, because they're just so corny and make me feel somewhat uncomfortable. Then again, I haven't been in too many situations where they're used. Usually, it's just, "Do you want to study with me over coffee" or something like that. I prefer something more direct like that over overused pickup lines. If you can come up with something original, that's cool, but otherwise, if you try too hard, it just comes off as desperate and not very attractive.
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kookastar
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posted June 18, 2006 09:48 PM |
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Thanks for testing all those lines out TNT  lmao
I agree Iris, some lines can make you groan, but I stand by what I said; it's how you feel about the person using them to start with...
I am curious to know how you felt when you read TNT's post to you:
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One of your arrows is deeply stuck in my heart, I'm hopelessly in love with you...
you don't have to answer that btw
I also think the 'line' thing is for after you have studied your little hearts out, and the guy/ girl is trying to move it to the next level... Dunno. I think this thread is funny regardless
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 19, 2006 07:07 PM |
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heheh
I'm going to start memorizing these lines so that the next time I'm at a party I can go into a "pick-up line man" character. Should be lotsa fun.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted June 20, 2006 12:51 AM |
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hehe, had a hotel room for my 18th on Saterday night. When we went out to some club later, i was pretty pissed, so i decided to test one of these lines...
My default line was
"Your a really good dancer, mind if i dance with you?"
This worked 9/10 times but often didnt lead anywhere.
I do remember one girl though, who i said the same thing too. She replied with
"So are you "
We danced for a bit then she leant over and said she her feet hurt and i should take her to a couch....
So yes my default reaction worked for me
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 20, 2006 03:21 PM |
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The pickup line that seems to work best for me is "Hey, I haven't seen you here before, will you marry and spend the rest of your life with me?"
Works 9 times out of 9.
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John says to live above hell.
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kookastar
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posted September 08, 2009 12:30 PM |
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how bout...
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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uhuh
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antipaladin
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posted September 08, 2009 12:38 PM |
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mine is : you know you might not realise it just this instead,but you actually want me more then you want yourself. just think about it.
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types in obscure english
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Fauch
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posted September 08, 2009 01:21 PM |
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The pickup line that seems to work best for me is "Hey, I haven't seen you here before, will you marry and spend the rest of your life with me?"
Works 9 times out of 9.
you are married to 9 girls?
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Azagal
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posted September 08, 2009 01:52 PM |
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how bout...
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
That one should prove to be interesting. All you need to do is somehow make it believeable... hmmmm.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Fauch
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posted September 10, 2009 08:27 PM |
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Just as Kookie had requested for us to check the pick up lines that "always work", I went out yesterday to check them out and guess what... They do not ALWAYS work! And I thought I would get some for ****s sake...
Here are some reactions to these lines from fine girls...
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
"Here take all of my money..." *Runs away crying*
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
*Injects me with some liquid* The next day I wake up in a mental hospital.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
"No but here is my laweyrs phone, he'll be calling you about a sexual harrasment suit..."
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
"If you were a nose, you would be bleeding..."
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
"No, but Williams fan club is open for busyness..."
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
"No, it's Poo cause I'm hot and steamy..."
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
"So where is your little sister? I don't see her..."
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
"Where is it so I could stomp on it...?"
I wet my pants... can I get in yours?
"Only for your funeral..."
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
"Me? Or my 300 pounds pro football player boyfriend...?" *All is dark*
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
"No dogs allowed where I live..."
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
"Sure, ****ing Loser avenue 13..."
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
"Oh that's nice how about F and U, just for you...?"
I'll add more later, need to try out the rest...
Unless you are a complete douchebag, I doubt that a girl who don't know you will answer that way. or she is the douchebag.
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OhforfSake
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posted April 22, 2012 07:53 PM |
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Sorry about the bump.
Given your recent activity, Dragon_Slayer, I thought it'd be proper to ask how the default reactions did or didn't improve your love life in the end!
Oh and thanks for the thread, btw.
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Miru
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A leaf in the river of time
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posted April 23, 2012 03:30 AM |
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Did I actually say that? It never ceases to amaze how clueless I used to be. I can only pray that I am better now.
On the topic of having a default reaction, of course if would be good to have one, you don't have to use it. If you can think of something better and unique, there's nothing stopping you from using that, but if you run out of time and ideas there's always the backup.
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I wish I were employed by a stupendous paragraph, with capitalized English words and expressions.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
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posted April 27, 2012 06:49 AM |
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OhforfSake it has served we well during the years
Unfortunantly ive has a mrs for the last couple of years so ive actually forgotton what my default line is! Could it be ive lost my touch!
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OhforfSake
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Initiate
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posted May 06, 2012 04:25 PM |
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@Dragon_Slayer
Well big congrats with that!
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Mytical
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Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted May 06, 2012 08:26 PM |
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On a dare, I used a lame pick up line once..and it actually worked.
We had went out to Taco <Censored> .. Sorry meant Taco Bell.. A cute little red head took our orders..and went to go get our drink..my friend dared me to use the lamest pick up line I could think of on her. So my mind was racing, and when she come back she asked if I would like any mild, hot, or fire sauce..and the only thing I could think of..and blurt out was..
"The only spicy thing I want here, isn't on the menu." looking right at her.
Her reply almost literally floored me. "Don't be so sure about that."
We went out once, she was about as exciting as watching grass grow..dang she was sexy..but sorry takes more then looks to keep MY interest.
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