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Heroes Community > Age of Heroes Coliseum > Thread: HFC: The Demon Prince
Thread: HFC: The Demon Prince
Zeldor
Zeldor


Known Hero
The Bringer of Pestilence
posted April 14, 2006 05:55 PM bonus applied.
Edited by Valeriy at 08:08, 09 Jun 2006.

HFC: The Demon Prince

-Killie, Killie, Killie! Where are you? Killie, Killie... oh! Here you are! Where have you been ? I have got something good for you... - He thrown a large piece of meat on the floor and all three heads started the feast, fighting for food.
Yes, it was a cerberi, called Killer, but it sounded brutal for him, so he used "Killie" instead. He got it for 10th birthday from his father, the king of demons. It was not easy to grow in house like that. All that plotting, killing, sacrificins innocents, drinking blood... it was not for him. He dreamed for different life... His thoughs were brutally interrupted by a terryfying sound. He looked at Killie.
- Again... - his eyes turned sad – I knew it will happen... - he took his notebook, turned about eighty pages and added "No succubi meat", under other lines like "No werewolves", "No eyes of beholder", "No demon lords"...
- All right, I will give you something else... - two heads of Killie kept on vomiting, while third one started to slober, you wouldn't like to see it. He took out a leg of unicorn, thrown to cerberi and returned to thinking.
He tried to change cerberi's menu for months, without any effects. Like it had in genes eating horses, unicorns, fairies, cats and especially elves. He couldn't understand it – he ate elves many times and found their meat uneatable without tones of chilli and pepper.
All that thinking about food made him hungry made him hungry, so he decided to visit the kitchen. There should be some dwarven breasts left after dinner. They were really tasty with barbecue sauce. He took a whole bowl of food and found that there was only human blood to drink, disgusting. He noticed that noone liked it, but it became so called 'tradition' . Only adults could invent such a stupidity.
He was walking the corridor, burping occasionally and spitting barbecue sauce everywhere. Suddenly he heard some screams.
- Ah! Daddie, let's see what he is doing! - He turned into corridor of flames and headed to temple of Urgash. Nice god, he met him several times. Had some problems with head, felt on his head during childhood or something like that. He knew that in far places some people did heal things like that. Or closed people who had it. And here... here they worshipped him. Not that Urgash had anything against it – he had problems with noticing the believers, memory problems. He has planned already three crusades against elves, but after his father gathered the army he already forgotten what he planned and everything was cancelled. He also scared whole human town, when he flew there and stated that he just wants to give candies to children... he was truly Chaos Dragon.
He entered huge room and instantly localised source of screams. His father, in ritual robe was holding gigantic sword and casting some spell. There were few hundred creatures, manily elves, humans and dwarves, screaming and begging for mercy.
- Hey Daddy!- said young prince.
- Haven't you been told that you should never use that word again?! - he was burning with anger – I am doing a sacrifice here! Don't you see?
- You promised me a horsie...
- We have already talked about that! Horses are not for demon prince and future king of all demons! You have got cerberi and nightmares!
- But they burn my clothes...
- Real demons wear only armor and weapons!
- But...
- There is no but! And now return to your chambers and train meteor showers some more!
- Daddie...
- No!
- But... - he started crying – just one horsie... just one...
- Stop doing that in front of my victims! I will get you a horsi... that is ekhem... You shall be given the horse!

And thus began the first demon incursion, which caused tremendous pain to the whole world. But young prince got a horsie.

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Zeldor
Zeldor


Known Hero
The Bringer of Pestilence
posted April 14, 2006 06:07 PM

To some mods: Please add HFC: in thread name, I forgot it [I think that you can't delete your own posts...]

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FriendOfGunnar
FriendOfGunnar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
posted April 14, 2006 06:45 PM

Zeldor man, I logged back on just to tell you that
I LOVE THIS STORY!!!

way to go man...

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Valeriy
Valeriy

Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
posted June 09, 2006 08:09 AM

Nice one! QP applied
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metos
metos


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God of Shadows
posted October 29, 2006 04:07 PM

Hmmmm. Good story

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