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FriendOfGunnar
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posted April 18, 2006 01:39 AM |
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heh heh nice entrance there Csarmi...
just one more and we'll be back to normal.
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Guitarguy
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posted April 18, 2006 04:15 AM |
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wrong with REM? or "insert bad group here"?)
People are probably against R.E.M. because of Michael Stipe's sexuality. Tsk tsk, for shame, folks. Naughty naughty. 
-Guitarguy
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posted April 18, 2006 08:27 AM |
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wrong with REM? or "insert bad group here"?)
People are probably against R.E.M. because of Michael Stipe's sexuality. Tsk tsk, for shame, folks. Naughty naughty.
-Guitarguy
No, it's because they SuKk and bite more than the beatles  !
Now is anyone going to say that the beatles is a great band?
Look what the old cat brought in, it's Csarmi the leaving for good guy, LMAO...
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supersonic
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posted April 18, 2006 05:05 PM |
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Satanist: keep (she would be hoT with all that inferno fire)
Smoker: drop (that's the kind of fire I don't like)
Likes REM: keep (dude, I can wear headphones...)
can't cook: Keep (WTF? You chauvinists think that only women cook?)
Mormon: keep (don't give a **** about her religion)
Won't have sex until marriage: keep (vibrato arm and output jack will suffice  )
Won't let play heroes: keep (dude, I can also not allow her to watch soap operas  )
Won't let you go on HC: keep (dude, I can also not allow her to watch soap operas )
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csarmi
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posted April 19, 2006 04:21 PM |
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Look what the old cat brought in, it's Csarmi the leaving for good guy, LMAO...
I was leaving the library. That's why I posted there in the first place.
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted April 20, 2006 05:25 AM |
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I don't know why everyone here would drop smokers. It rare to find a young girl who doesn't these days. Besides if she was the perfect girl I'm sure you could compromise with her... say just don't smoke around you or something along those lines.
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Guitarguy
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posted April 20, 2006 09:22 AM |
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I don't know why everyone here would drop smokers. It rare to find a young girl who doesn't these days. Besides if she was the perfect girl I'm sure you could compromise with her... say just don't smoke around you or something along those lines.
I'd hate to have to watch my girl suffer from health problems like lung cancer years down the line. I'd be angry that she never listened to the PSAs' or my warnings about smoking, of course, but I'd still care deeply about her well-being. It'd be a difficult phase to live though, so I'd want to avoid it.
Rare? I know quite a few girls who don't smoke or drink. That includes the person I like. 
-Guitarguy
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russ
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posted April 20, 2006 04:59 PM |
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In 2000 only 27% of Females aged 15-19 were smoking daily or occasionally in Canada. And it keeps declining.
http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/ahc-asc/media/nr-cp/2001/2001_62bk5_e.html
The reasons why I don't want my lady to smoke?
1) Her health problems. I am sure I don't need to describe those one more time.
2) Our kids' health problems.
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Guitarguy
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posted April 20, 2006 05:12 PM |
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2) Our kids' health problems.
D'oh! Why didn't I think of that? Nice one. Very important.
-Guitarguy
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FriendOfGunnar
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posted April 20, 2006 05:20 PM |
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It'd be a difficult phase to live though, so I'd want to avoid it.
Where you talking about smoking or satanism?
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Guitarguy
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posted April 20, 2006 05:26 PM |
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Where you talking about smoking or satanism?
Read my post again, lazy.
I was referring to my DROP next to the smoking part as a means of avoiding cancer.
-Guitarguy
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russ
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posted April 20, 2006 05:29 PM |
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Where you talking about smoking or satanism?
You consider satanism phase difficult?  Come on, a crazy girl, possibly even with a set of whips! What else would u want?
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posted April 20, 2006 05:30 PM |
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Anyway satanism is cool why would you want to drop a great girl like that?
It's always good to have a hobby instead of wasting time on crap like surfing the net and visiting various forums (I will not mention names cause of CoC).
BTW me and my girl are summoning balors right at this moment, I'll let you know how many we get later.
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russ
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posted April 20, 2006 05:33 PM |
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BTW me and my girl are summoning balors right at this moment
You mean - farting?
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FriendOfGunnar
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posted April 20, 2006 05:36 PM |
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BTW me and my girl are summoning balors right at this moment, I'll let you know how many we get later.
Now you know TNT, when I had a satanic girlfriend we summoned Succubi, but if that's your preference I guess that's okay too.
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Guitarguy
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posted April 20, 2006 05:38 PM |
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balors
Let me guess...some balors are small and blue with minimal white clothing, while the other balors are somewhat fuzzy and colorful with cute pictures on their tummies? Am I correct?
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summoning
Boy, are we X-rated today.
-Guitarguy
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posted April 20, 2006 05:46 PM |
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Let me guess...some balors are small and blue with minimal white clothing, while the other balors are somewhat fuzzy and colorful with cute pictures on their tummies? Am I correct?
ROFLMMFAO!!!
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supersonic
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posted April 20, 2006 08:23 PM |
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Naughty TnT, naughty, threesome with a balor...
I'd prefer threesome with a succubus
Anyway, I don't care about her religion. And probably she wouldn't care about mine. As long as she doesn't break the law, fine with me. Even if it is a satanists.
BTW: I heard that satanists have rituals that involve rapeing virgins.
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Iris
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posted June 21, 2006 01:00 AM |
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Satanist: No preference
Smoker: Drop (I start throwing coughing fits after being around smoke for too long)
Likes the band REM: No preference (don't be such haters, people One of my roommates loves REM, and after listening to them so much, some of the songs really grow on you.)
Can't cook: Drop (I love guys who cook for me )
Is Mormon: Drop
Won't have sex until marriage: Do guys like that even exist nowadays? I'm leaning towards drop, but when it comes down to it, I really have no preference.
Won't let you play Heroes of Might and Magic: Drop
Won't let you go to HC: Drop
Wow, I'm rather picky. I didn't have a single keep. For the last two, I run my own life. I don't like to be order around.
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posted June 21, 2006 05:26 AM |
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Eh . . . Ugh . .
Don't even get me started on Mormons. Oh boy . . .
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