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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted May 07, 2006 03:00 AM

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Hey VaRuAs, what do you have in the way of spirits around here? Bourbon? Scotch? Rum? Vodka? Brandy? Kahlua even?


Will Rice Wine do?
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted May 07, 2006 09:29 AM

Who said pirates can enter this tavern?
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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CarNeG
CarNeG


Hired Hero
posted May 07, 2006 07:30 PM

ArgGhHH!

If yer havin' an issue with pirates then ye'd best be saying it to me face!


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kookastar
kookastar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
posted July 28, 2006 09:34 AM
Edited by kookastar at 09:35, 28 Jul 2006.

Nearly Three Months Later...

Looking around the tavern, the place is desserted.  The bartender has even left.  The bar is still fully stocked though, and the bed upstairs is lumpy but who doesn't love a few lumps in the right places...

*Jumps behind the bar and mixes a Star Cocktail, eats the olive straight away and wonders what the point of the toothpic was.  Oven bell rings, the sour ram testicles are ready.  Leans on the bar  talking to noone...


Damn.  What is it about rain that makes people go a little crazy?*sigh*




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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted July 28, 2006 09:57 AM
Edited by TnT_Addict at 09:59, 28 Jul 2006.

A gorgeous tall blonde guy walks in...

Sniffing the scent of the sour ram testicles he makes his slow progress towards the bar.

"Fi, Fo, Fu, Fam... Do I smell ram? After a tough griffen hunt one could use a big steamy plate or sour ram testicles to relax a bit, could you spare some for me please though I have no money I can repay you in another way..."
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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted July 28, 2006 10:07 AM
Edited by kookastar at 10:09, 28 Jul 2006.

*Hears a voice through the noise of silence... Whacks herself across the forehead*  A real voice*Looks up. Pushes the platter of testes towards the hansome blonde*

Sure help yourself... want a drink to wash them down, they are baked, not fried...  Payment?  Everything here is on HC  Although... what did you have in mind?

 

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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted July 28, 2006 11:00 AM
Edited by TnT_Addict at 11:02, 28 Jul 2006.

Without hesitation dives into the tecticles first licking the sour flavour then biting them ferociously, little chunks fly in all directions...

"Well... *chew chew* I do have this shirtless speedo photo of me at the beach, altough I have no hair on my chest *chew chew, swallow* you can see that my bumm is THE bumm of steel... Here take it, should be enough if not I have this video I've made in some windowless van..."

 
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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted July 28, 2006 11:14 AM

Carneg rock the boat DONT ROCK THE BOAT BABY!!!!
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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted July 28, 2006 11:20 AM
Edited by kookastar at 11:28, 28 Jul 2006.

*looks at photo and s.* Damn.  *Tucks it in her bra* this might come in handy one day

Ahh a vid  I couldn't rip you off like that, but maybe one day I will win it off you.  Anyone here play any games?

*looks around the room - it's just her and the sexy speedo guy, who would play games in HC anyway *
Ahh I mean, want a game of... something?
*looks up and hits herself in the head again* Is there someone else there, and are they talking about that pirate dude?

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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted July 28, 2006 11:22 AM

I cant find that thread where i asked TNTINA if he was a mans woman or a womans man lol?
Well which one are you?

I want WIlliam to answer this as well.

ARE YOU A REAL MANS WOMAN OR ARE YOU A REAL WOMANS MAN?
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william
william


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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
posted July 28, 2006 11:26 AM
Edited by william at 11:40, 28 Jul 2006.

Quote:
I cant find that thread where i asked TNTINA if he was a mans woman or a womans man lol?
Well which one are you?

I want WIlliam to answer this as well.

ARE YOU A REAL MANS WOMAN OR ARE YOU A REAL WOMANS MAN?


I Dont know this is confusing.
And what happened here, this place was good but then changed.
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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted July 28, 2006 11:38 AM
Edited by Aculias at 11:42, 28 Jul 2006.

Your a mans woman LOL

Edit: Dude you cant go back on your word lol.
You had to pick one & you picked a mans woman lol.

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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted July 28, 2006 11:43 AM

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Your a mans woman LOL

LOL
Quote:
And what happened here, this place was good but then changed
Hey buxom fella's is this really a place where underage gents should be?  Maybe there is some fish and chip shop you can go to?

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 28, 2006 12:43 PM

I can make a bteer tavern than this.
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william
william


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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
posted July 28, 2006 12:44 PM

Yeah same here.
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kookastar
kookastar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
posted July 28, 2006 01:01 PM


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Guitarguy
Guitarguy


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
posted January 01, 2007 06:30 AM

I ambled casually up to the Heroes Tavern, giving conscious mind to my parched insides. I needed a drink badly; an icy glass of Mopepsi with an attached lemon slice hovered about in my head. It had been a rough day, what with my bouts of depression and the constant popping of firecrackers all over the place. It was New Years; what better time to have a soothing drink?

Normally, I'd pick up my glasses of Mopepsi from the latest incarnation Moper's Tavern, but I'd been told that the establishment had gone through many hard times. Oh, how could I forget? It almost got run-over by a truck at one point. What a shame. Such a fine drinking joint in all of HC, yet it suffers from the worst of things. Aw hell, such is life I suppose.

I marched through the tavern doors and headed over to the counter. As I walked, I couldn't help but notice that the place was virtually empty. Strange, I thought. This tavern couldn't have been closed for the night, since the doors were unlocked and didn't keep me out. My first thought was to ask VaRuAs about everybody's whereabouts.


"VaRuAs? VaRuAs?"

No answer. I had a funny feeling in my gut, and it wasn't my dehydration calling. Nobody was in sight, and it appeared as though I was the only one around. I checked the tables and saw nothing but empty glasses and discarded newspapers. From these signs, people had been around here earlier, but they all left for some reason.

Lastly, I checked the restroom. Walking through the males' door, I came upon a dirty, yet unoccupied space. I sheepishly checked all the stalls, but I only found unflushed toilets and forgotten Playnoob magazines.

The whole place had been cleared out!

I walked back to the main tavern area and approached the drink machine in the corner. Inserting some coins, I made a selection and retrieved a can of Mopepsi. Cracking the top open, I took a huge sip and (looking around first) let out a burp. Ah, that was good. I took another sip and made my way out of the Heroes Tavern. Everybody must be elsewhere celebrating New Years, I thought to myself. Taking another sip of Mopepsi, I figured that I should go out and do the same.


-Guitarguy
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