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supersonic
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posted May 01, 2006 08:33 PM |
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Well, actually, Aculias meets almost all of the prerequisites.
He has long, healthy, blonde hair
He has nice boobs, that can fit in your hands
Has a nice, waist.
The only thing Aculias lacks is the fact that he has a moustache.  
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Lady_Milena
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posted May 02, 2006 12:11 PM |
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Okay, what turns ME on?
I can't just answer in one straight sentence, now can I?
I actually don't think that people get turned on by slim legs or red hair or whatever. More or less everyone has a stereotype of features they find particularly appealing and appetizing but that doesn't automatically mean a person who has them will turn you on. Really, it's not the thin waist or the big boobs or the red lipstick, it's how all of these actually fit together. It's a matter of proportion. Long slender legs look ridiculous with thin long arms and chest as big as their face. I won't get turned on by that! Someone may have the coolest smile but if they have an appaling body odor, I'm really not going to get turned on. On the other hand, just because certain features don't fit the stereotype at all, does not mean they won't turn you on like nobody's business.
But enough explanation. I'll tell you what turns me on. Dirty talk!
Seriously! I mean it!
Since the topic was worded this way, this is exactly the way I'm replying myself, hehe. Honestly, nothing gets me in that naughty mood more than someone whispering dirty to me in my ear. By dirty by no means I allude to vulgar and full of words I'm only allowed to type as **** in HC. As a matter of fact being called offensive words in any setting is a universal turnoff for me. Suggestive speaking is a totally different matter and it's worked like magic in a lot of cases. Of course, all of this provided said person is someone I'm already really attracted to.
Because my sexuality has been disputed before, I'd like to make a clarification. I've been intimate with men and it's nothing I repudiate should I find a guy I actually want to be intimate with. Men scare me in a way I can't point a finger to and I instinctively withdraw when I get a hint they want to have sex with me. I think it's because they just don't cover all the criteria of what turns me on. I don't have the same kind of problem with women.
So, what turns me on in a man? Intelligence, wits, ability to make me laugh, a fleshy body and blue eyes. That's the core. Add: a speaker of English, smarter than me, good with computers, common interests with me, a smile from heaven, good manners, sexually uninhibited (dirty talk, eh?) and in most cases fair hair are also a must. And I have to trust him. That kind of species is extinct. So far I've encountered one individual to fit this description and alas, it turned my whole life upside down.
What turns me on in a girl? Wits. If she can keep up a conversation with me, has nice lively eyes and a beautiful voice, I get ideas. Physically, I'm fond of saying that I'm not a dog, I don't dig bones. I'm a BBB (big buxom beauty) and I need one to match me too. I really don't get turned on by skinny girls and I hate the type of feeling 'I may break her if I squeeze her hard'. Well, severely overweight is not appealing to me either. I like flesh. I like something to hold and squeeze.
Guess that's it.
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Aculias
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posted May 02, 2006 12:19 PM |
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Actually Russ said he liked really dark haired ones also & you can have no boobs as long as it fits in your hands 
Good one TNT
I knew Milena would post it like that 
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted May 02, 2006 02:06 PM |
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Mid-length blonde, not too straight hair, not too skinny, good fashion sense, smooth skin lightly tanned and of course with the lips, tits and hips.
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Aculias
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posted May 02, 2006 02:09 PM |
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So it could be ant gender right ?
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted May 02, 2006 02:12 PM |
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As long as they have tits.
I don't mean that plastic ****
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TNT_Addict
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posted May 02, 2006 02:15 PM |
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So, what turns me on in a man? Intelligence, wits, ability to make me laugh, a fleshy body and blue eyes. That's the core. Add: a speaker of English, smarter than me, good with computers, common interests with me, a smile from heaven, good manners, sexually uninhibited (dirty talk, eh?) and in most cases fair hair are also a must. And I have to trust him. That kind of species is extinct. So far I've encountered one individual to fit this description and alas, it turned my whole life upside down.
What!? 
Did you read my autobiography book "TNT the addiction begins"?
That is exactly how I would describe myself and plus I'm a semi-pro basketball player, served in the army and know how to fight close contact brawles (could be performed in bed too  ).
About talking dirty, well I can talk and haven't washed my hands for 2 days  so I guess I fit nicely in your turn ons list...
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted May 02, 2006 02:18 PM |
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haven't washed my hands for 2 days
That's dirty.
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russ
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posted May 02, 2006 04:11 PM |
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Actually Russ said he liked really dark haired ones also & you can have no boobs as long as it fits in your hands
How would they fit in my hands if they aren't there??? And what is so confusing about "flat = no"? I've also added one more line in my later post specifically for you, Acu.
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okiesolidarity
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posted May 02, 2006 06:27 PM |
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I suppose I left out the non-physical aspects that attract me to a women...
I hate helpless women. I can play mr. knight in shining armor once in a while, but not every single time she decides I should drive 20 minutes to her place just to open a jar of pickles.
I need someone who can keep up with me. Dumb girls need not apply. I have an ego that explodes sometimes, and i like a woman who's not afraid to tell me when she thinks i'm full of it. Let me add that I think it's really sexy when a woman is competent at left brain/right brain thinking. I can't date a woman who can't do math, or a woman who doesn't have much appreciation for the arts. I am all over the place, from video games to fine arts to disc golf to playing in a band to cartoons to greek/roman/norse/mesopotamian/chinese/japanese mythology to wandering through the woods, etc. I consider myself a jack of all trades (master of none), and I like a woman who fits a similar mold.
I like forward women, to an extent. I like it when a woman is forthcoming with her opinion of me, without delving into that territory of things like "do you like being bitten?" within the first 15 minutes of meeting.
I like women who are good at reading people. It cuts my work in half when I don't have to completely spell out everything I'm trying to communicate.
A sense of humor is a must. She's got to be able to roll with the punches and dish out a few herself. I've dated a couple women who take jokes way too personally, and it becomes a nightmare.
finally, I like a woman who is sexually experienced. There is little that I find more awkward than having sex with a woman who is not very experienced. It feels like masturbation, only guiltier.
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Iris
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posted June 16, 2006 09:52 PM |
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Arms and chest. Those are the two things that really turn me on.
I love the basketball player physique. Tall, lean, and built. No big bulging muscles. That's just too much.
For features, I'm a big fan of eyes and hair. I don't know how exactly to describe the eyes, but they need to spark when they look at me. And as for hair, I don't care about the color, but it does need to be long enough for me to play with.
Let's see, what else... I'm not a big fan of body hair, so no hairy backs and stomaches. And I kind of like big hands. Oh yeah, and he needs to be taller than me, but that's never a problem, considering I'm so short. ^_^*
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Aculias
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posted June 16, 2006 10:20 PM |
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It looks like your out Hairy Dude (TNTINA)
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kookastar
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posted June 16, 2006 10:31 PM |
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I am turned on by FriendOfGunnar.
Not sure if it the beer or the spam, or the air guitar. Now that he has grown up and is no longer that daggy squire, I get excited everytime I see a poll or a vanity thread with his nipples in it The hairy ones are better
Not sure about that badass pic though... might have to close my eyes.
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 16, 2006 10:36 PM |
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I am turned on by FriendOfGunnar
wow
and this came only 10 minutes after my confession that I was the hairiest person at HC.
Hairy people of the world...
This one's for you.
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TNT_Addict
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posted June 16, 2006 11:15 PM |
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Aculias
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posted June 16, 2006 11:24 PM |
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Yes.
Your a kind hearted hairy guy who loves Mucho Caliente Grande Churrizo con webbles
Use your imagination
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Lith-Maethor
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posted June 17, 2006 12:14 AM |
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mmm...
oh boy oh boy oh boy... what turns me on (Hey! you asked, so no cries for help) lesse...
well, I guess it's only first to start with my GF (we are together for four years now, it's safe to assume she qualifies, right?) ...witty, most of the time with a take-no-****-from-anybody attitude, similar interests and views with me but not identical, definitely someone I can have a discussion with ...what is this I am hearing? "cut the crap, dude, give us looks" ...who am I to argue? hehehe ...on the short range of things (1.65m), with short straight dark hair (currently dyed dark red), big brown eyes (and at times green), thin but curvy where it matters and with enough meat on her bones to not make me worried about breaking arm by mistake or something, she is the kind of girl heads turn for, but not right away, just has that certain type I guess ...oh yeah, not big on makeup and usually dressed casual with goth and "artsy" elements ...all in all, the perfect person to enjoy a glass of red wine over a chess game (or heroes game... hotseat... or ..maybe not )
anyway, off to the wishlist part ...first of all, if the whole package does not sit well with me, any single redeeming feature will have to be extraordinary in order to make a difference... but I am stalling, no? ...red hair and green eyes, black hair and blue eyes, dark hair and eyes (if mediterranean looks or asian) and even the occasional blonde (though less chance of that) ....definitely not with any hair where there should be none, I'd definitely not gawk over a truck driver in high heels ...thin body with nice curves (and I'd go with flat chested before something that just defies gravity, though I prefer a nice firm medium) ...mmm what else ...being asian or having a scottish/irish accent is definitely a turn on... oh and yeah, must NOT be a fashion victim
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Iris
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posted June 17, 2006 02:20 AM |
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I think I just offended all the hairy men on this forum.
Something I forgot to mention. I like scars. I don't know why. As long as it's not a big gash across your face or something. Oh yeah, and I think it's hot when a guy can beat me in something that I really like and am really good at. But that's not a physical thing.
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william
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posted June 17, 2006 02:28 AM |
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I like a girl to have sorta big tities , is shorter than me but not by much, has either blonde or brown hair, is not to skinny and not to fat, has big blue eyes, no facial hair , nice body, slightly tanned but not to much, long hair, would maybe beat me at something once in a while.
I wouldnt care is she is bad at maths because im also bad at maths.
I wouldnt date someone who is a bit of a badass or is like an emo or something because that doesnt appeal to me.
I would like her to have a really nice smile, and yeah thats my girl I suppose
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posted June 17, 2006 07:03 AM |
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I like a girl to have sorta big tities
You just watch your mouth there young man!
@Lith sorry man respect and all but, you ARE weird...
This thread is only for grown ups, and from now on only for Kookie to tell us more about how she likes to play with Foggys nipple hair.
Iris I think I could smash you in basketball if you think you're good at it, I'm probably a foot higher than you. 
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