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Thread: Fog's handy guide to HC member's sense of humor This thread is 5 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 · «PREV / NEXT»
TNT_Addict
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posted June 02, 2006 05:54 PM
Edited by TNT_Addict at 17:55, 02 Jun 2006.

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lol... though I might need an encyclopedia to understand sick boy's humour after that Imagination thread incident, but his username might sum it up pretty well


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The horny young Bud Bundy from "Married with children" + A bottle of vodka on friday night...



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friendofgunnar
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posted June 02, 2006 06:08 PM

Is it allright if I add some peyote to the mixture?



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posted June 02, 2006 06:10 PM

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Is that a real one or one of those counterfeit ones made of spare chemicals mixed with rubbing alcohol?

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friendofgunnar
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posted June 02, 2006 06:20 PM

What happens to you when you get one of the counterfeit ones?

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posted June 02, 2006 06:51 PM
Edited by russ at 18:53, 02 Jun 2006.

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What happens to you when you get one of the counterfeit ones?
Depends on how bad they are. If you don't die from it, your brain will take a day or two off. The effect is similar to vodka, I guess, but this s**t f**ks you up faster.
After that you may need to go see a doctor (one of the guys in my high school in Russia spent a month in a hospital being treated from poisoning).

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posted June 03, 2006 01:24 AM

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I'm a bit confused, foos...

Are you talking about vodka or peyote ? Russ, if you're talking about mushrooms, I can definitely tell you never ever had one of those. Trust me, mate, their effect has strictly nothing to do with what you described above.

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friendofgunnar
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posted June 03, 2006 01:34 AM
Edited by friendofgunnar at 01:35, 03 Jun 2006.

Nah, Peyote is not a mushroom, it's a cactus(?) that some Native Americans take.  After they ingest it, their soul leaves their body and goes on a spiritwalk where they can talk to dead ancestors and commune with the gods.  Pretty cool for something you can just pull out of the ground.  

It's kind of endangered now though because it turns out that a lot the white suburban kids also like going on spiritwalks and talking to dead ancestors too.

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posted June 03, 2006 01:55 AM

LoL

Thing is, even if it's not technically a mushroom, peyote is still the ultimate drug of the same halucinogenes category mushrooms belong to. It's basically the same kind of trip as a serious dose of mushrooms.

Like almost any drug, its effect can vary immensely depending on the mood and the circumstances in which it is taken. Alcohol isn't quite the same thing when it's at a cool party or on your own in front of the TV. Likewise, halucinogenes aren't at all the same when it's part of a shamanic rite as when it's a bunch of kids looking for exotic sensations just for the sake of it.

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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 04, 2006 02:13 PM
Edited by TitaniumAlloy at 14:22, 04 Jun 2006.

I would have said sick boy was more like



the weird kid from matrix x bones
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horse + vaseline


to the power of heroin



EDIT:
dno why it's so small..
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TNT_Addict
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posted June 04, 2006 04:30 PM

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EDIT:
dno why it's so small..

Doh! Because its dimensions are only 180 something and 90 something, resize it to at least 500x400, then it should be ok.
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posted June 06, 2006 11:44 AM

What, and stretch it? It's photobuckets fault. Go yell at that fool.
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 20, 2006 08:51 PM

Updated:

Carneg
Red_Sox_Fan up at bat again
Titanium_Alloy re-examined
Lith-Maethor
Sick_Boy

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Cabranth
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posted June 20, 2006 10:13 PM

Hello.

Well FoG, 2 points.

William's sense of humor is actually:



Plus



And for everyone else:

Friend of Gunnar's sense of humor:

(BEER-ALCOHOL)x ETERNITY.

Alternate formula:

JOKE-HUMOR

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War-overlord
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posted June 20, 2006 10:30 PM

Just for the record, my humor isn't that hard to calculate.

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and in words: Ome Henk plus Megas XLR divided by M*A*S*H*

In other words, you'll make me laugh quite easily.
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 20, 2006 10:36 PM

Cabranth added

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LegendMaker
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posted June 21, 2006 12:50 AM

Bah.

(This is the quintessential form of my actual sense of humor. And there is NO member of the Lewis family involved ! )

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Cabranth
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posted June 21, 2006 12:57 AM

Hello.

Awwwwwwwww foggie, did I offend?

Btw I was wrong. William is more like a cross between a puppy and a Tasmanian Devil, with the result given Tourette's Syndrome.

Woody Allen said it best in his movie Stardust Memories:

"You want to make the world a better place? TELL FUNNIER JOKES!"

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friendofgunnar
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posted June 21, 2006 02:09 AM

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Awwwwwwwww foggie, did I offend?


Well, I knew that you were either trying to either offend me or you were trying to be funny.  Since you weren't the latter I just assumed it was the former.

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Cabranth
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posted June 21, 2006 02:37 AM

Hello.

Looks like someone has Tosseritis.

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posted June 23, 2006 12:21 PM bonus applied.

Here's one for Pandora



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