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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Should we start a cheesy dating game thread?
Thread: Should we start a cheesy dating game thread? This thread is 6 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 · «PREV / NEXT»
okiesolidarity
okiesolidarity


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right brain/left brain wizard
posted June 03, 2006 02:24 AM

fair enough, but keep in mind that all of this is just a silly little game to pass the time, and in no way means anything more than the silly comments made in the thread...

or is that jealousy i smell?

...no...ooops i need to take a shower

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TNT_Addict
TNT_Addict


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posted June 03, 2006 07:26 AM

Legend foo! You should not even be talking and have a comfi sit while you watch the big boys in action, you are french! This is probably the worst thing you can be in the whole world! An immidiate turnoff for 99% of the women population...
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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


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posted June 03, 2006 07:39 AM

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Well, your VW data needs an upgrade, Okie-Dokie...

Foggie is married


Well yes, I thought that I made clear that Iris would be playing for my number 2 slot:  Mistress.  Or if she preferred to keep it more casual I would keep my number 2 slot open and she could play for my number 3 slot:  girlfriend.  Whichever one she decides to play for will be fine with me.


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okiesolidarity
okiesolidarity


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posted June 03, 2006 08:31 AM

mistress just has such a nice sound to it

...but wait i thought you were playing for her spot on the thingy...oh geeze this is coming out all wrong...oh geeze the innuendo keeps flowing

:kisses hand: it's alright baby

OK we're back folks.  Sorry for the technical difficulties, our mistress -er-bachelorette will hopefully be returning shortly.  Until then, please be entertained while Leggie doesn't bathe and smokes a spliff, or something else that frenchies do.

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Iris
Iris


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posted June 03, 2006 04:47 PM
Edited by Iris at 16:48, 03 Jun 2006.

Hi, I'm back.  

My Pistons lost.    So, I guess that means... GO DALLAS!!  BEAT UP SHAQ!!


Okay!  So to the ones who are competing (whoever you are): Which Heroes faction best represents your personality and why?  (Starting out simple and nerdy.  )

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TNT_Addict
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posted June 03, 2006 04:53 PM
Edited by TNT_Addict at 16:59, 03 Jun 2006.

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Okay!  So to the ones who are competing (whoever you are): Which Heroes faction best represents your personality and why?  (Starting out simple and nerdy.  )


Hey there, my young pretty 200 years old elf mamma, it's TnT on the mike answering your question...

I will have to say inferno, they are bad and naughty, might even say "nasty" and the best creature to describe me there would have to be the pit lord.

We both are horny and we always keep our whips close enough just in case.

My "gating" ability speaks for itself, I could always reinforce my "armymen" and be ready for action once again.
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 03, 2006 04:54 PM
Edited by friendofgunnar at 16:56, 03 Jun 2006.

That would have to Conflux.


Because you see when I hear your voice my heart is on fire.

My friends though would be surprised because they all think I'm cool as ice.

You want a fun breezy conversation?  I'm the one to come to.  


You want some wet slippery fun, well then I'm the one to come to to.  

Why? because when it comes time for the magic, my elemental is hard as a rock.

Yeah baby!


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Iris
Iris


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posted June 03, 2006 04:59 PM

Hahahahaha, oh this is too funny.  ^_^

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okiesolidarity
okiesolidarity


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posted June 03, 2006 05:08 PM
Edited by okiesolidarity at 17:09, 03 Jun 2006.

wowza fellows...some red hot responses so far.

Let's not forget that some ladies like to be wooed before you turn up the volume

And fellas, that doesn't have anything to do with messing with her drink.

: pokes russ : you are missing the action here, buddy...i didn't mean to slip you that much

: kisses hand : don't worry, you're still the only one for me.

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TitaniumAlloy
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posted June 04, 2006 03:38 PM

Well I don't think that I'm summed up by any one faction in particular, and I'd like to think that I have traits of all of them in me, for originality and unpredictability.

But the one town which definately does NOT sum me up, as opposed to most other men, is the Stronghold, as I am most definately not flat, boring, dull, monotonous, dry and barren.

I am Tower because I am tall and smart.
I am Rampart because I am attractive, and modest .
I am Conflux because I am energetic, exciting and full of surprises.
I am Castle because I am strong, athletic and human .
I am Inferno because I do what I want, when I want.
I am Dungeon because I'm not afraid to look stupid to have a good time .

I think that Necropolis sums up the other people here because they are black and white, predictable and are going to wish they were dead.

OOOOH TAKE THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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TNT_Addict
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posted June 04, 2006 04:15 PM
Edited by TNT_Addict at 16:16, 04 Jun 2006.

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I am Dungeon because I'm not afraid to look stupid to have a good time .

What's the for?

Yeah yours good, but me and foggy improvised the answer on the spot like in 5 minutes, you took 24 hours to prepare and do a research!
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friendofgunnar
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posted June 04, 2006 05:53 PM

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but me and foggy improvised the answer on the spot like in 5 minutes


I'm serious man...  sometimes I think my brain works in automatic double-entendre mode.


Oh yeah and one more thing Iris, TA is right, Necropolis does sum me up too because everyone has always told me I look good in black.

BOOYAH!




BTW:  I saw Russ pop by but he didn't post, which given the proximity of Michigan and Toronto makes me think he might already be at Iris's IPS ifyaknowwhatImean.

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okiesolidarity
okiesolidarity


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posted June 04, 2006 06:02 PM
Edited by okiesolidarity at 18:04, 04 Jun 2006.

now now gentlemen, no arguing amongst yourselves, unless it's funnier or you draw electronic blood.  Maybe Tity is just a little more desperate for some imaginary T&A (get it?,..Titanium and Alloy...man I am so clever ).  

Anyhow, since Russ is missing, Tity will become our third bachelor, unless Russ can emerge within the next 6 hours and answer the following (simple) riddle:

sped rhymes with red
spleen rhymes with green
spite rhymes with white
so what rhymes with orange?


If anyone else answers this riddle, I will be sad and write about it in my diary, because it took me a while to think up that one.  In the meantime, let's all gawk-er-admire our lovely mistress-er-bachelorette.

Iris, would you be so stripping-er...um-kind as to rate the responses of our three current bachelors and come up with a lovely second question?  

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TNT_Addict
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posted June 04, 2006 07:23 PM

*Goes over and plants a big wet one on Okies hand*

That's right! Your hand is cheating on you with ME!!! Moo ha ha!
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russ
russ


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posted June 05, 2006 12:23 AM
Edited by russ at 00:34, 05 Jun 2006.

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: pokes russ : you are missing the action here, buddy...i didn't mean to slip you that much
Sorry, I don't usually post on the weekends, but I'll make an exception this time.

I guess I'll be representing the Tower - specifically Titans - athletic demi-gods who can shoot 24 times in one setting

Edit: @your riddle - sponge

Another Edit: Please don't assume that all of us sit here 24/7 without other things to do. Some of us actually have life outside of HC, especially on the weekends

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okiesolidarity
okiesolidarity


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posted June 05, 2006 01:50 AM

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: pokes russ : you are missing the action here, buddy...i didn't mean to slip you that much
Sorry, I don't usually post on the weekends, but I'll make an exception this time.

I guess I'll be representing the Tower - specifically Titans - athletic demi-gods who can shoot 24 times in one setting

Edit: @your riddle - sponge

Another Edit: Please don't assume that all of us sit here 24/7 without other things to do. Some of us actually have life outside of HC, especially on the weekends


very understandable, mr. russ.  I am sorry for the rushing...just a rather slow weekend on this end.  Speaking of such, I will be unavailable from tuesday-friday (going to Brooklyn to visit my girlfriend for her birthday ).  Hopefully someone else can fill the difficult role of "being annoying" while I am away.

Unfortunately, you answered the riddle incorrectly.  The correct answer is "sporange", a contracted form of the word "sporangium".  Fortunately, I didn't say that you had to answer it correctly...only that you had to answer it.  I don't want to exclude Tity, though, if he'd still like to participate; we will now be featuring 4 lucky bachelors, and hopefully still featuring our lovely bachelorette.

: pokes Iris :

If you would please, madame, rate each gentleman's response from a scale of 1 (bad) to 5 (delicious). including any additional comments you would like to make about why you gave them the rating you decided upon.  Then, we shall continue onto question #2.  In the meantime, don't mind me...I will be sitting here in the corner, twiddling my thumbs.

: looks at hand :
WHAT?!?!?!?! Hand hickies?  What is the meaning of this?!?!?!  You little hussy!!!  Here I've given you everything!  A nice watch, my arm, mittens, and this is how you repay me?!?!  I am writing about this in my diary tonight, with my other hand...how do you like that, you little tramp?...all those kisses wasted on you...I hope you're happy, TNT... a-bloo-hoo-hoo

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M4Carbine
M4Carbine


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posted June 05, 2006 07:33 AM

Hello there, everyone.

did I miss anything?

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okiesolidarity
okiesolidarity


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posted June 05, 2006 09:42 AM

just a relocation to the tavern...probably suitable...this does have more of a point than the common wastelands thread.

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Dragon_Slayer
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posted June 05, 2006 10:09 AM

No seems like just another thread getting spammed to me
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Iris
Iris


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posted June 05, 2006 04:03 PM

Hello, everyone.    I don't post a lot on the weekend either, so I apologize for the absence.

Okay, now to rate the responses.  I'll go in order of when they were posted:

TNT
4.25: Very appealing response, but be careful--girls flirt with the bad boys, but they don't take them home.  

Foggy
4.5: That made me blush.  But if your friends would be surprised, I wonder if that means you'll treat me differently around them.  Girls don't like to be left out, especially when they can keep up with the boys.

TA
4: Your Stronghold comment made me laugh.  However, don't try to attach too many good traits to yourself.  If they exist, rest assured that we'll notice.  

Russ:
4.25: Titans are my favorite level 7 creatures, but they're immune to mind spells, aren't they?  Hmm, that could create problems when I want to get my way...  Oops, I said that out loud.

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