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Heroes Community > Other Side of the Monitor > Thread: Bragging rights
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Juggernaut
Juggernaut


Hired Hero
posted June 23, 2006 11:16 PM

Bragging rights

I got a stripper to dance to Dirty Love tonight because I just happened to have the Ace of Spades cd in my jacket as I was chatting her up earlier this evening.
I'd like to think I did everyone in the joint called Ramblez a favor as Motörhead is far superior to the craptastic Puddle of Mudd song she was going to dance to in the first place!

So what have you accomplished in this mess we call life? Please share it with us.

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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
posted June 23, 2006 11:39 PM

I have 9 kids

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted June 23, 2006 11:46 PM

That's odd, I only see 8 slices on your avatar... Where's that last one?
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Yolk and God bless.
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted June 24, 2006 12:00 AM

bummer...

can't really brag for anything... wouldn't be fair to Lady Luck ...its all her doing
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.

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Iris
Iris


Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
posted June 24, 2006 12:25 AM

I have a bow.    And arrows.  

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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted June 24, 2006 12:28 AM

pfft

so do I...
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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


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Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
posted June 24, 2006 12:31 AM

Quote:
That's odd, I only see 8 slices on your avatar... Where's that last one?


The youngest only eats olives

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kookastar
kookastar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
posted June 24, 2006 12:36 AM
Edited by kookastar at 13:03, 24 Jun 2006.

I now can give extensive tuition on 63 different positions for human sexual intercourse while maintaining the possibitliy of reproduction {it was only 62 until this morning}

{edit: maybe I have exaggerated a little bit }

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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted June 24, 2006 12:40 AM

pfft...

so can --

no, wait... here I admit defeat... you have a few over me
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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted June 24, 2006 01:05 AM

In Football (American) I pancaked a guy that weighed around 350 pounds (In High school!) and was like double strong than me. I'm pretty proud of that accomplishment.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

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Juggernaut
Juggernaut


Hired Hero
posted June 24, 2006 01:18 AM

Quote:
In Football (American) I pancaked a guy that weighed around 350 pounds (In High school!) and was like double strong than me. I'm pretty proud of that accomplishment.


Pancaked that sounds cool! How does it work? If I see a bastard out on the town can I pancake him?

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Iris
Iris


Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
posted June 24, 2006 01:24 AM

I can beat you all in drunken upside-down Soul Calibur.

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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted June 24, 2006 01:27 AM

Hah a pancake is when an offensive blocker (an offensive lineman or a tight end) knocks down the person he is blocking, rendering him useless to the current play.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

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dread_knight
dread_knight


Known Hero
Converting Vegetarians
posted June 24, 2006 02:02 AM

I outrdrank a really fat guy at the bar once
I bet I can outdrink anyone here.

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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted June 24, 2006 09:32 AM

damn...

Quote:
I can beat you all in drunken upside-down Soul Calibur.


I had a friend that could do this... quite annoying an ability
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.

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TNT_Addict
TNT_Addict


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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted June 24, 2006 12:53 PM

I have added William on MSN!
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Please
click and help me out!! Thanks!!

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Valeriy
Valeriy

Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
posted June 24, 2006 12:57 PM

HC
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You can wait for others to do it, but if they don't know how, you'll wait forever.
Be an example of what you want to see on HC and in the world.
http://www.heroesofmightandmagic.com

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TNT_Addict
TNT_Addict


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted June 24, 2006 01:05 PM

Quote:
HC

Oh paaaallliizzzeee... You could do so much better than that!
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Please
click and help me out!! Thanks!!

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Consis
Consis


Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
posted June 24, 2006 02:54 PM

Well . . .

I am a stay at home father who babysits other children as well. I have three of my own and I care for three others with another child on the way from a mother who recently gave birth to a beautiful baby girl.

So . . . if we do the math: 3 + 3 + 1 = 7 total
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Roses Are RedAnd So Am I

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privatehudson
privatehudson


Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
posted June 24, 2006 03:01 PM

I've met peacemaker twice and lived
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We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!

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