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angelito
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proud father of a princess
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posted June 24, 2006 01:58 PM |
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Strange Language in forums or chatrooms
Have u made the same experience as me, when chatting in lobbies like Gamespy, and suddenly someone types words u either never heard before, or are very hard to translate for non native english speakers? Now i know what this "language" is all about. It is called "12-year-old-AOLer"-english. And there even does exist a translater for this language into normal english. See how it works, by translating this whole posting into the AOLer-english:
HAEV U MAED DA SME EXPAREINCA AS M3 WHEN CHATNG IN LOBEIS LIEK GMASPY AND SUD3NLEY SOMEON3 TYP3S WORDS U AITH3R NAVAR HAARD BFORA OR R V3RY HARD 2 TRANSLAET FOR NON NATIEV 3NGLISH SPEAEKRS?!!!?!!? OMG WTF NOW I KNOW WUT THES LANGUAEG SI AL ABOUT!!1!!!! OMG IT SI CALED 12-YAAR-OLD-AOLER-3NGLISH!1!11 WTF AND THEIR 3V3N DO3S EXIST A TRANSL8R FOR THES LANGUAEG IN2 NORMAL 3NGLISH!!!!!111! OMG LOL SE HOW IT WORKS BY TRANSLATNG THES WHOLA POSTNG IN2 DA AOL3R-ENGLISH
Here u can find the translator 
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Better judged by 12 than carried by 6.
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william
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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted June 25, 2006 12:39 AM |
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Edited by william at 10:30, 25 Jun 2006.
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I tried out the translator and this is what I came up with.
GOOD VERSION
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hi Angelito my friend that was a good post you just put there.
I hope you have a good day or whatever and I will post again here quite soon if that is alright with you and if it isnt then I will not post here again lol.
WEIRD CHILD VERSION
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HI ANG3LI2 MAH FREIND TAHT WAS A GOD POST U JUST PUT THARE
I!111!11! WTF LOL HOP3 U HAEV A GOD DAY OR WUT AND I WIL POST AGANE HERA QUIET SON IF TAHT SI ALRIGHT WIT U AND IF IT ISNT THEN I WIL NOT POST HAR3 AGANE LOL!!1!!11!! OMG
lol the differences are quite clear.
Here is another one I did today:
GOOD VERSION
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well today I woke up from a sleep.
Sleep is where you close your eyes and is like where you kinda shut down so you can gain more energy if you catach what i am saying and if you do not then there is something seriously wrong with you.
So either do the following:
A)Go jump off a bridge
B)Go seek some help NOW!!!
C)Go talk to your mum
D)Go talk to your Dad
E)Go talk to your siblings (if any)
F)If you cant do any of the above then just go talk to your Dog or some other unpredictable animal that is small, delicate, and can jump more than 30 cms high, if you find this creature you deserve a medal 
Anyways back on topic, I got up, then went on the internet.
I have just stayed on nearly all day, because it is kinda boring outside and it is winter so there is nothing else that I could do except maybe walk outside but walking is boring, we should ban walking in my humble opinion, only be allowed to run, crawl, or roll around.
That should be the only means of transportation in my opinion and if you disagree with my opinion then i will come to your house, and hunt you down, and every one last of your family members if you catch my meaning and if you dont thne you seriously need some help and SOON!!!
If you cannot get help then i suggest getting some help like I have said earlier if you get what im saying laughing my ass off, and that is so funny if you get what i am saying me harty like arrrrr matey haha.
I dont know what im blubbering on about here so can someone go fetch me a glass of water and a newspapaer so I can read it.
That would be most greatly appriciated.
Thankyou very much and this is the end of this post.
Goodbye.
WEIRD CHILD VERSION
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W3L 2DAY I WOK3 UP FROM A SLEP
SLEP!!11!!!11 WTF SI WHAR3 U CLOSE UR AYES AND SI LIEK WHERE U KINDA SHUT DOWN SO U CAN GANE MORA ENERGY IF U CATACH WUT IM SAYNG AND IF U DO NOT THAN THEIR SI SOMETHNG SARIOSLEY WRONG WIT U!1!!11!1! OMG WTF LOL 3ITHER DO TEH FOLOWNG
A)GO JUMP OF A BRIDG3
B)GO SEK SOMA HALP NOW!
C)GO!!1!!1!11!!!!11!!!!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL TOK 2 UR MUM
D)GO TOK 2 UR DAD
3)GO TOK 2 UR SIBLNGS (IF ANY)
F)IF U CANT DO ANY OF TEH ABOV3 THEN JUST GO TOK 2 UR DOG OR SOM3 OTHER UNPREDICTABLE ANIMAL TAHT SI SMAL DALICAET AND CAN JUMP MORA THAN 30 CMS HIGH IF U FIND THES CREATURE U D3SERVE A MEDAL P
ANYWAYS BAK ON 2PIC I GOT UP THAN WANT ON TEH INT3RNET
I!!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL HAEV JUST STAEYD ON N3ARLEY AL DAY B/C IT SI KINDA BORNG OUTSIED AND IT SI WINTER SO THEYRE SI NOTHNG ELSA TAHT I CUD DO 3XCEPT MAYB WOK OUTSIED BUT WOKNG SI BORNG W3 SHUD BAN WOKNG IN MAH HUMBL3 OPINION ONLEY B ALOWED 2 RUN CRAWL OR ROL AROUND
TAHT!11!1! SHUD B TEH ONLEY MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION IN MAH OPINION AND IF U DISAGRE WIT MAH OPINION THEN I WIL COME 2 UR HOUES AND HUNT U DOWN AND AV3RY ONE LAST OF UR FMILEY MAMBRS IF U CATCH MAH MEANNG AND IF U DONT THNA U S3RIOSLEY NED SOM3 HALP AND SON!
IF!!11!1111111!1!1!1! OMG LOL U CANOT GAT HELP THEN I SUGEST GATNG SOMA HELP LIEK I HAEV SADE 3ARLEIR IF U G3T WUT IM SAYNG LAUGHNG MAH AS OF AND TAHT SI SO FUNY IF U GET WUT IM SAYNG M3 HARTY LIEK ARRR MAETY HAHA
I!!1!1!1!1 WTF DONT KNOW WUT IM BLUBERNG ON ABOUT H3R3 SO CAN SOM3ON3 GO FETCH M3 A GLAS OF W8R AND A N3WSPAPAER SO I CAN R3AD IT
TAHT!1!!! WTF LOL WUD B MOST GRAATLEY U!!1!1 LOL VERY MUCH AND THES SI DA END OF THES POST
GODBYE!!11!11!! OMG WTF LOL
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Lith-Maethor
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Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted June 25, 2006 12:48 AM |
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WTFOMG
I HAEV NO IEDA Y IM DONG THIS.!1!11!!!!1!1111!11!11 IM C3RTANE MAH HEAD WIL AXPLOD3 JUST BY TRYNG 2 R3AD TEH TRANSLAETD T3XT!1!11 WTF LOL P3RHAPS I SHUD NOT EV3N PONDER TRYNG BUT IM 2 CURIOS FOR MAH OWN GOD
...how ironic that the original poster uses a "u" in "proper english"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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dimis
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Supreme Hero
Digitally signed by FoG
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posted June 25, 2006 01:15 AM |
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Nice one!
Quote:
Ooh, I forgot to tell you that Lith-Maethor and I are from the same country!!
Can you believe what you just read or are you going to check our profile to verify it?
OH I FORGOT 2 TEL U TAHT LITH-MAETHOR AND I R FROM TEH SME COUNTRY!
CAN!111!!!1!!!!1 OMG U BLEIVE WUT U JUST RAAD OR R U GONG 2 CHAK OUR PROFIEL 2 V3RIFY IT?!?!!!!?! OMG
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The empty set
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2XtremeToTake
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Supreme Hero
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posted June 25, 2006 01:37 AM |
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IVA SEN THES BFOR3 BUT IMM TRYNG IT AGANE!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL DA SAD THNG IS IVE ACTUALY SEN P3OPL3 WHO TYPE LIEK THES FOR RAAL!1!11! OMG WTF I WONDER HOW BAD THES SIET SI GONG 2 MUTILAET THES T3XT.L3TS!1!1!!1!1!!!11!!! OMG LOL FIND OUT AFTER I PR3S THES LITLA BUTON IN TEH MIDLE OF MAH COMPUTER SCREN!11!1!!!1 WTF
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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friendofgunnar
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Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted June 25, 2006 02:15 AM |
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Beatles: I am the Walrus
IM H3 AS U R HE AS U R M3 AND WE R AL 2GATH3R
SE!!!!! OMG WTF HOW THEY RUN LIEK PIGS FROM A GUN SE HOW THEY FLEY
IMM!11!1!!1 WTF LOL CRYNG
SITNG!1!!11! OMG ON A CORNFLAEK WATENG FOR TEH VAN 2 COME
CORPORATION!1!!!1 OMG WTF TE-SHIRT STUPID BLODY TUASDAY
MAN!!11!11 LOL U BEN A NAUGHTY BOY U LET UR FAEC GROW LONG
IM TEH EGMAN THAY R DA 3GM3N
IM DA WALRUS GO GO GJOB
MISTER!!111!1 LOL CITY POLIECMAN SITNG
PR3TY LITLE POLIECMAN IN A ROW
SE!1!11 LOL HOW THEY FLEY LIEK LUCY IN TEH SKY SE HOW THAY RUN
IMM!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL CRYNG IMM CRYNG
IMM!11!!1111 WTF CRYNG IMM CRYNG
YALOW!!111!1 OMG MATAR CUSTARD DRIPNG FROM A D3AD DOGS AYA
CRABALOKER!1!111!!! OMG FISHWIEF PORNOGRAPHIC PREISTES
BOY U BAN A NAUGHTY GIRL U L3T UR KNIK3RS DOWN
IM DA 3GMAN TH3Y R DA EGMEN
IM DA WALRUS GO GO GJOB
SITNG!!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL IN AN 3NGLISH GARDEN WATENG FOR TEH SUN
IF!11!! OMG WTF LOL DA SUN DONT COM3 U G3T A TAN
FROM STANDNG IN DA ENGLISH RANE
IM DA EGMAN THEY R DA 3GMEN
IM DA WALRUS GO GO GJOB GGO GO GJOB
EXPERT!!!!1!11! OMG LOL TEXTP3RT CHOKNG SMOKERS
DONT U THNG TEH JOK3R LAUGHS AT U?!!!!???? OMG WTF LOL HOW THAY SMIEL LIEK PIGS IN A STY
SE HOW THAY SNEID
IMM!!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF CRYNG
SEMOLINA!11!!1!!1 OMG LOL PILCHARD CLIMBNG UP TEH 3IFEL 2WER
ELEM3NTARY!1111!1 LOL PENGUIN SNGNG HARI KRISHNA
MAN!!11!!111 WTF LOL U SHUD HAEV SEN THAM KIKNG 3DGAR ALAN POA
IM DA EGMAN TH3Y R DA AGM3N
IM DA WALRUS GO GO GJOB GGO GO GJOB
GO!!111!1 OMG GO GJOB GGO GO GJOB GGO!1!!!! WTF
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