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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: This man's guide to being a REAL man
Thread: This man's guide to being a REAL man
friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


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able to speed up time
posted July 26, 2006 06:31 PM
Edited by friendofgunnar at 18:32, 26 Jul 2006.

This man's guide to being a REAL man

(for proper context, see this thread here)



A real man

A real man doesn't brag about his exploits for the simple reason that he is confident of himself at all times and under all circumstances.  If a real man was a beer he would be a big frosty mug, that's how cool a real man is.

And about women, a real man needs women because women are the purpose for real men.  A real man is a man that can say to a woman. "Look into my eyes...Forget about all those other women in the past, they were nothing to me.  I'm here with you now and that's all that counts"

And then when the relationship develops, a real man is a man that has the innate ability to sustain a woman's "chatty" mode until the woman is exhausted.  And then during those times when a women gets moody, real men can weather it like mountains weather rainstorms.  "Hey wanna go for ice cream?" they say intuitively after the thunderstorm has passed.  

And then when the kids come, a real man is one that can give them a hiding without getting angry, can fix household appliances within the allotted grace period, and can take out the garbage without feeling the need to ask "Why can't you take out the garbage?"

Real men go to their ******* job everyday because sitting on their desk at work is a picture of their children.  

And most of all, real men know that their absolute supreme obligation to their woman, above all others,  is to organize and pay for vacations.

That is a real man.




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Aculias
Aculias


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posted July 26, 2006 08:21 PM

Maan a manly man can MANLY MAN man maaan a real tough maaan a baad real bad maaan the maaan theeeee bad maaaaan.
I aaaaam A REAAAAL baaaaaaad MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
MANLY MAN!
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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


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posted July 26, 2006 09:06 PM

What a man, what a man, what a mighty good maaaaannnnnnnnn

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russ
russ


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blah, blah, blah
posted July 26, 2006 09:09 PM
Edited by russ at 21:10, 26 Jul 2006.

What makes a man a man a maaaan...
Is it the power in his aaarms?
Is it his quest for gloooryyyy?
What makes a man a maaaan...
Is a woman in his haaands,
Just cuz she has big tiii-ttiies...

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friendofgunnar
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posted July 26, 2006 09:11 PM

not sure if I've heard that one, Russ

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russ
russ


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blah, blah, blah
posted July 26, 2006 09:37 PM

It is from "Orgazmo". (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124819/)

Tagline: From the Creators of "South Park"

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grunancross
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posted July 26, 2006 09:45 PM

Is there real a such thing as a real man, LMAO

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Iris
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posted July 29, 2006 01:24 AM

FoG, can you imagine what would happen if your real man got together with my real woman?  (Hmm, that sounds somewhat... wrong...  On multiple levels...)  
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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


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posted July 29, 2006 01:54 AM

Sure, happens every day



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