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kookastar
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posted July 26, 2006 09:15 PM |
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A woman’s guide to being a Real woman
So you think you’re a woman, huh? You think you’re female? Think you have two X chromosomes? Well, I got news for you gal… you’re not. Sure, you might possess a pair of boobies. You might go shopping every once in a while. You might even watch Oprah on occasion, but it don’t matter, cause you ain’t a woman. Let me tell ya about a real woman.
Real women cry. Real women learn from their mistakes, then they only make them again if there is a man involved, and he is hot {they are hot for him}. Then they eat a litre of ice cream and wash it down with a nice tall glass of any damn alcoholic beverage they please. That’s what real women do.
Real women, feminine women, fix all their problems with elbow grease, ingenuity, a spanner, or a little nagging. Real women only need men for sex (if this is their sexual preference). {oh and love, and a comforting touch, and someone to stroke back their hair when they are sick, but thass it  }
Real woman have a choice of how they want to spend their life – be it in the home or pursuing other paths. Real woman only brag about their exploits to their best friends If a woman was a beer she could be served warm if she was a Guinness, but regardless of type, she is satisfying and refreshing.
A real woman knows how to endure the fact that her man doesn’t do what he is told, when he is told, without resorting to the above mentioned nagging unless it is absolutely necessary. She knows that her man is not listening half the time but just keeps talking anyway, understanding that half of what she is saying is blah anyway. A real woman never takes out her moods on her man unless it is really his fault – there are lots of other things in the world to blame.
And when the kids come a real woman does the best that she can – of course.
Real women go to their ******* job everyday because they either love it or they love being able to afford to live  And most of all, real women know that their absolute supreme obligation to their partner, above all others, is to organise hollies.
disclaimer: this is in response to the real man threads, and does not necessarily reflect the oppinion of its author at all times and during all moods and moments of love affliction 
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TnT_Addict
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posted July 26, 2006 09:21 PM |
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ruby
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posted July 26, 2006 09:24 PM |
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Real women, feminine women, fix all their problems with elbow grease, ingenuity, a spanner, or a little nagging. Real women only need men for sex (if this is their sexual preference). {oh and love, and a comforting touch, and someone to stroke back their hair when they are sick, but thass it }
What if I only need men for sex and their money?
Do I still count as a woman?
Oh and TnT. You're cold. 
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friendofgunnar
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posted July 26, 2006 09:30 PM |
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my stomach hurts
I'm a little bit confused about this though:
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And most of all, real women know that their absolute supreme obligation to their partner, above all others, is to organise hollies.
I mean I always thought that that was the man's proper role. It kind of makes me question my self-worth. I don't really know what to think anymore.
Well, anyway...
Wanna go to Vegas?
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angelito
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posted July 26, 2006 09:37 PM |
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Very nice post Kooka.
Enjoyed reading 
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kookastar
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posted July 26, 2006 10:05 PM |
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I'm a little bit confused about this though:
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And most of all, real women know that their absolute supreme obligation to their partner, above all others, is to organise hollies.
I mean I always thought that that was the man's proper role.
Are you serious? We are taught from birth that this is our role lol ...Wow there is a perfect sunrise out the window {really}... Anyway,what was I blahing, I guess you get my point
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Wanna go to Vegas?
I will be there in December, might see you there if you have it organised in time
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