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Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome) This thread is 15 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 · «PREV / NEXT»
antipaladin
antipaladin


Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted January 26, 2008 03:32 PM

Quote:
Morning.

I'll take your today speciality, whatever it is (it is I'm afraid).

Btw. How is it possible you have no chocolate desserts? Even salty ones.


Our coock is not back yet,but i can make u some chocolate cake with fish intestens inside,would you like that>? it'll be 500 dollers..
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radar
radar


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Castle/Haven player
posted January 26, 2008 03:38 PM

K, I'll take it, but well - 400 $.
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted January 26, 2008 03:42 PM

okay i settle for 300$! now,its between u and me,so the boss wont know,if anything i sold u it for 5 $..i have to give him 120% anyway..
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MightyMage
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posted January 26, 2008 09:54 PM

BORIS!!!!

THAT MAN JUST OFFERED YOU FOUR HUNDERED DOLLARS FOR SOME CRAP THAT WOULDN'T EVEN BE FED TO ZOO ANIMALS!  HOW DARE YOU MAKE AN OFFER OF THREE HUNDERED DOLLARS!

What were you thinking?  NO MORE DRINKING FOR YOU!
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Ceres
Ceres


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and sweetness
posted January 27, 2008 03:17 AM

I wonder why my order is taking so... long.
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted January 27, 2008 07:52 AM

@what,if im sober do u think i'd be working for you..in the conditions that i need to pay you,120% for any sale?

@ceres sorry im being both drunk bouncer,cook,and sheff,money keeper,
here it is,that be 250$.
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Ceres
Ceres


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and sweetness
posted January 27, 2008 11:04 AM

Oh! That's too much multitasking! Can you really handle each and every job?

*pays the bill with pure cash*
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antipaladin
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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted January 27, 2008 12:58 PM

quantiy not quality,it is certian you'll all end up in the bathroom or hospital suffering food poisoning five hours from now,but then again,considering haygine in this kitchen,its anyway would happend..
uh,sheesh,looks like im getting this place money,heres you,uh,20$ boss.
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Ceres
Ceres


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and sweetness
posted January 27, 2008 01:18 PM

Blegh... I think I lost my appetite.
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MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted January 27, 2008 07:45 PM

Ceres, you want a job?  I pay in Tokens.  They're SHINY!
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Ceres
Ceres


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and sweetness
posted January 28, 2008 04:38 AM

*drools* $_$

Oh my, Mr. Manager just offered me a job.  I'll get it!
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MightyMage
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posted January 28, 2008 05:07 AM

Congrats Ceres, you'll be the new waitress since Iris is M.I.A. (I blame that pretty boy she's dating).

Go ahead and start taking orders.  Be sure to push as much food as possible.  Offer the "free" bread basket to every table.  Oh and watch your step.  I haven't paid anyone to hose down the floors for quite some time now.
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william
william


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LummoxLewis
posted January 28, 2008 06:33 AM

I will take everything you HAVE.

*HANDS OUT $1000*

Keep the change
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MightyMage
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posted January 28, 2008 06:37 AM

Uh, only a thousand dollars?

Hmmmmmmm, I'm afraid your bill is much steeper then that.
 
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted January 28, 2008 06:39 AM

Well from that crime case involving the bank a few years back, I have been sleeping on money ever since.

Maybe I should raise the amount.

It seems as though this place could use some work, so maybe $2500 might do?
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MightyMage
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posted January 28, 2008 06:43 AM

Nope, try again.  You get one more guess before I call security.  He's been drinking quite heavily over the past few days so there's no telling what he might do...coughsodomizecough...
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted January 28, 2008 06:46 AM

Alright.

*Calls over henchmen*

*Opens up a briefcase*

There is a total of $1,000,000 In here, take only what you need.
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Ceres
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and sweetness
posted January 28, 2008 06:49 AM



Boss, this man seems so generous.  Should we give him freebies and special treatment?
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted January 28, 2008 06:50 AM

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Boss, this man seems so generous.  Should we give him freebies and special treatment?


Special Treatment?!?

What do you mean by that?
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MightyMage
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posted January 28, 2008 06:50 AM

Hmmmmmm, yep.  I'd say a cool mil should just about cover it.  Don't forget to tip the waitress.
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