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william
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LummoxLewis
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posted January 28, 2008 06:52 AM |
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Alright sure thing.
*Gives a tip of $5000 to the waitress*
Would you like me to get my henchmen to guard the entrance of this store at all times? We could do business together.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Ceres
Supreme Hero
and sweetness
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posted January 28, 2008 06:58 AM |
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Quote:
Special Treatment?!? 
What do you mean by that?
Actually, it's anti's job, Sir  . And I have no idea what kind is that. So, will you excuse me I'm going to get your food. 
Excuse me boss.
*flees the scene*
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And when the stars fall, I
will lie awake. You're my
shooting star.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted January 28, 2008 07:16 AM |
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henchmen aren't needed when we have Boris around. See that 2 x 4 in his hand? That's not red paint on it. That's the remains of the last little troublemaker we had in here. Thanks anyway.
So, you still want that "special treatment"?
*Boris cracks his knuckles and takes another swig of his drink*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted January 28, 2008 07:21 AM |
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Hmm suit yourself. But I saw some people around the corner plotting something. Tell Boris to be careful and on the look-out.
But do you want to do business? I could get you some extra money for your establishment.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted January 29, 2008 05:34 AM |
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One second there Willy. I just remembered that I have to clean out my office. We'll talk business later.
*Mighty Mage quickly walks to his office dragging two garbage cans behind him*
Let's see...what have we here? Time cards? HA! Like I'm actually going to pay them based on hours worked. TRASH!
Hmmmmmmm, notice from the fire department...blah blah blah...unsafe conditions...right...TRASH!
.....pink panties...ugh...I need to stop picking up women with Boris after work. He always gets me too **** faced to know who or what I'm doing...TRASH!
Hey, my old album collection! Nice. What do I have here? Styx, Queen, Kiss, The Who, Kansas, Heart (good one), and...what the hell? Tangerine what? Where did this come from? What kind of lame title is this? Underwater Sunlight? and people said Queen was gay...TRASH!
Well, I guess that just about does it. Oooooh! MONEY...I maen Customers!
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Ceres
Supreme Hero
and sweetness
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posted January 29, 2008 11:58 AM |
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*returns with william's order and place it on the table*
Here Sir, enjoy your meal! Ooops, wait I forgot the <insert meal name here>. Forgive us Sir, our cook seems slacking off today. 
Be right back!
*flees the scene again*
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And when the stars fall, I
will lie awake. You're my
shooting star.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted March 21, 2016 01:30 AM |
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Edited by fred79 at 01:33, 21 Mar 2016.
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one thing good about these damn bots: they sure do uncover some gem threads... 
i recommend a qp to mightymage for the thread op.
scratch that. i recommend one for the thread's contents, too. solid gold, here.
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