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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome)
Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome) This thread is 15 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 · «PREV / NEXT»
MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted August 07, 2006 12:10 AM

Oh that is soooo wrong.  
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TnT_Addict
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posted August 07, 2006 05:07 PM

Whatever turns you on Kookie!

Pphhhheeeewwww... My luck that we are starting a new page

And I don't want to see anyone quoting it lol...

Okay so far the salty staff includes:

MightyMage as the general manager

Antipaladin as the russian bouncer

TnT_Addict as the entertainment / exotic dancer

We need more staff asap
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Iris
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posted August 07, 2006 11:56 PM

I'll be the food eater.    ...Or is that not a position?  
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Guitarguy
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posted August 08, 2006 03:55 AM

I could be in charge of advertising.

I'll create a cartoon character (perhaps Nautical Norm or something like that) and I'll place him in ads for newspapers and magazines.

I'll write commercial jingles so dumb and unintelligible that they'll lodge in people's minds.
(*cough*...Vontage...*cough*)

I'll even ask Asmodean to show up with his sailor costume. He can sing and dance for customers and maybe even carry signs around the block. He'll be an instant hit!

-Guitarguy
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MightyMage
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posted August 08, 2006 05:37 AM

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I'll be the food eater.    ...Or is that not a position?  


I believe it's called food conisuar Iris.  It sounds more so-fist-ta-kated.  That was on my word of the day calander.
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Trogdor
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Words in a custom title
posted August 12, 2006 08:31 AM

UnmightyMage has the spelling abilities of a germ.
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kookastar
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posted August 18, 2006 09:58 AM

I will cook, if the wage is right.  How will you pay me boss man?  I am filthy rich and require no money...

*walks into kitchen and arcs up the deep friers, reaching for an apron embossed with the image of TNT_Trout, looks down at it for a second*

Nice nipples on this one




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MightyMage
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posted August 19, 2006 07:13 AM

You get paid in free dances from TNT plus five tokens a week.
Welcome aboard matey.
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Iris
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posted August 19, 2006 07:33 AM

Kookie, make lots of meat!  
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kookastar
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posted August 19, 2006 07:46 AM
Edited by kookastar at 07:48, 19 Aug 2006.

Five tokens is a very handsome offer  

Meat you say?  Did you have anything in mind... *looks in cool room*

Ah there is fish, or fish, or...

*pics up some greenish hamburger patties*
I guess this is meat
*tosses it on the grill plate, the hot fat flaming*

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Iris
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posted August 19, 2006 08:02 AM

Is that a veggie burger??   x_X  EEEWWWW!!  FEED IT TO THE FOOD!!
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kookastar
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posted August 19, 2006 09:14 AM

*grabs the rest of the burger patties and heads out the back door of the shop to the fish pond.  Breaking patties up and tossing them into the water*

Here fishy fishy...


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TnT_Addict
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posted August 19, 2006 09:35 AM

Quote:
*walks into kitchen and arcs up the deep friers, reaching for an apron embossed with the image of TNT_Trout, looks down at it for a second*

Nice nipples on this one

Thanks, I try to keep 'em in good shape

...And hairless

I've been gone long but not without a reason...

I was learning new exotic techniques from the great Zulu masters at south america, it is called something like BoobuluBummSaltshakerBeebop...

Kookie are you ready to recieve your weekly payment?
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted August 19, 2006 10:23 AM

Mighty Man salty smell & rosy cheeks.
You are a true white boy
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Iris
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posted August 19, 2006 11:36 AM

Hey, I got the 38429.992 tickets!  I want watch too!  
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 19, 2006 05:14 PM

I see that this place is still in making but could I possibly get one plate of fish and chips and a glass of genuine salt water?
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antipaladin
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posted August 19, 2006 06:01 PM

salt voter u say?
*sweats in a glass*
there u have it what is it? you pay me 1000 tokens? no problam glad to be of services..
also,TnT ,stop showing them your hair-free zits.

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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 19, 2006 06:48 PM

Still waiting for my fish and chips
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kookastar
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posted August 19, 2006 08:15 PM

Battered, crumbed or grilled?  
Cod, Whiting, or Trout ?

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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 19, 2006 08:23 PM

Trout of course.
Grilled will do because people from other side of the world don't know how to "loimuttaa kalaa"(in Finnish would be like "flare a fish" in English).
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