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I'd use it to set up a secret cult posing as a religious movement. We'd trick suckers into giving us everything they own till their last penny and making them totally dependant on us. Of course, we'd get many celebrities to join and advertise for us because celebrities need something like this to stay cool these days, and retards are easily convinced by celebrity opinions.

Then we'd have an internet war decladed on us but that's ok, by then we're even more filthy rich anyway.

And I'd give 12,373% of the profits to my mom.

W0rd!

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