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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Petition To Get Russ To Wear A Wig
Thread: Petition To Get Russ To Wear A Wig
MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted August 12, 2006 08:25 AM

Petition To Get Russ To Wear A Wig

As you all know, our dear friend Russ has a shaving fetish what with his shiny smooth balls and all but it has also come to my attention that with Russ's constant black eye, missing teeth, and smooth head he is not very good looking.  But, with a well placed wig, I'm sure we could fix that.
Example:


Here we have Russ with a varity of different hairstyles that could work for him.
Also, a well placed hat couldn't hurt either:



Here we have some nifty hats that draw attention away from Russ's ugly mug.  Not only could these solutions benefit our eyes but it may also benefit Russ as well.  Instead of skiping over his posts we will all be drawn into them if only to stare at the slightly better looking Russ.

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kookastar
kookastar


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posted August 12, 2006 08:31 AM

Nice

I think the straw hat looks sweet

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Trogdor
Trogdor


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posted August 12, 2006 08:35 AM

Once again I disagree with the highly overrated UnmightyMage. The last thing Russ needs right now is a wig.
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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


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posted August 12, 2006 10:21 AM

Excuse my interruption mister MightyMate but the blonde hair at HC is copyrighted by yours trully and I would like that cheap immitation of my beautiful, silky, golden honey hair removed from further discussion.

Thank you.

Ontopic, I don't think there is something we can do to make Russ's face look better and that he should just stick to showing his arse around...

We know already that Kookie likes it  
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mr_niceguy
mr_niceguy


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posted August 12, 2006 11:50 AM
Edited by mr_niceguy at 11:58, 12 Aug 2006.

I think this would be the best hat for russ

its a paper bag incase my ms paint skills are unidentifiable

edit: or we could go for the authoritative look
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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posted August 12, 2006 02:18 PM

Quote:

FAUSTO!!!

I sign the petition. He certainly needs a wig or hat or paper bag
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted August 12, 2006 03:17 PM
Edited by TitaniumAlloy at 15:18, 12 Aug 2006.

Russ is suffering from a very serious condition called Male Pattern Baldness Infection, otherwise known as the Really Deadly Plague of Death.

Symptoms include lack of body hair, black eyes, missing teeth, and chronic spamming. Pasty yellow skin may result from treatment, as well as a partial state of delirium.

Test results show that he won't survive the week. Be kind to him.
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Iris
Iris


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posted August 12, 2006 04:20 PM
Edited by Iris at 16:21, 12 Aug 2006.

LOL!!!


That flaming hair one is so him.  

Of course, this one is also priceless...



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MightyMage
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posted August 13, 2006 02:23 AM

A bag.  Now that's an idea that I could see working.  Cheap yet classy...in a drunken hobo kind of way.  
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russ
russ


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posted August 14, 2006 06:04 PM



ROFLMAO!!!

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted August 14, 2006 06:58 PM

I'm glad you approve of the idea Russ.
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
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