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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 28, 2006 01:44 AM |
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LOL 
OK. As we are getting through these cards, and I will have to start making some up in a month or so  I'm going to repost the ones that gom neglected... Sorry for any repetition otherwise {like the one I just did with Iris:}
OK.
For MM
The opponent of your choice must list 5 of Satan's good points. If you don't believe them they must move forward 2 spaces
For TA
Describe in at least 50 words, the advantage of conscription for people under 5 years of age. If any player under 5 is not convinced move forward, otherwise move back 2 spaces
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uhuh
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 28, 2006 08:49 AM |
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Ok, since Pecu calls himself an Angel Sacrificer he must know some of Satan's good qualities.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 28, 2006 08:55 AM |
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OH GOSH LOL.
Ok give me a sec I will come up with some of it LOL
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 28, 2006 09:10 AM |
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1) Satan is a Womanizer & he knows how to talk a woman to fall for him so he can get it on.
2) Satan is also a trickster. He can trick a person to do his house cleaning. he can trick a person to kiss his disgusting feet.
Shoot he can even trick you to have sex with him.
All he has to do is threaten you .
3) Satan is a good looker. He is so fine that even straight guys want to have sex with him.
He has the best trimmed beard in the world .
The Squarest Jaw.
The perfect mouth, hes muscular.
Hes got it all  .
4) Satan has a great sense of humour, even if it is on the darker side of homour.
He will make jokes but most will think he is sick.
SOme are obscene but some are also threats in a joking fashion .
5) Satan for his age does not need Viagra.Satan has the best time in sex.
3 days 5 hrs 34 minutes & 28 seconds none stop sex.
I mean come on it's Satan so whos surprised he can last in sex.
I feel more sorry for the female though
ALl what Satan wants, he dont care what the other person wants as long as he is satisfied
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Dreaming of a Better World
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted September 28, 2006 01:53 PM |
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You get to kill stuff. Grownups. You get a real uniform, and, wait for it, a REAL gun (yes way).
I'll let that sink in a bit.
So you're there, in this exotic country, with a gun, shooting baddies. And there is no grownups to tell you to do anything other than what you want to do anyway! Sit around, laugh, and when the bad guys come, shoot em to bits!
What's not to like?
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John says to live above hell.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 28, 2006 06:16 PM |
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Ok Speedy, I guess that's acceptible although I wonder how you found out so much info on sex with Satan...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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kOOkastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 29, 2006 09:51 AM |
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YAY
memberlist
Quote:
Iris...Aculias...Kooka...Russ...MM...TA...TNTie...Foggie...Iriscannotpost...Gom_Jabbar
Guess_Da_Memba...Leo_Lion...Dragon_Slayer...Vadskye91
Next to cards are for:
FoGunnar
The opponent of your choice must suggest an alternative embarrassing 'username'for you. Take a vote - if your opponent gets more than one vote he/she can move back 2 spaces
Iriscan'tpost{recycling unanswered card}
The opponent of your choice must impersonate holding a quick seance and being rude to the ghost. If you are not convinced, they must move foward 2 spaces
EDIT
TNT - here is your card if you still want to play 
Write graffiti on the belly of the opponent of your choice and move back 2 spaces. If they won't let you, move back 4 spaces
Note - for this to work you will have to post the graffiti, then the person will have to write it on themselves and take a pic with a piece of paper with their user name on it next to the graffiti.
Don't choose people who don't have cameras which I think is Pecu,and  correct me if I am wrong...
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted September 29, 2006 10:18 AM |
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Quote:
The opponent of your choice must suggest an alternative embarrassing 'username'for you. Take a vote - if your opponent gets more than one vote he/she can move back 2 spaces
Ok Leo, do your stuff.
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IRISCANNOTPOST
Hired Hero
J/K, DON'T DELETE ME PLEASE!
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posted September 30, 2006 03:16 AM |
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TA, all yours. 
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WHOA ALL CAPS.
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted September 30, 2006 08:37 AM |
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Edited by Leo_Lion at 08:38, 30 Sep 2006.
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Quote:
FriendOfGunnar
The opponent of your choice must suggest an alternative embarrassing 'username'for you. Take a vote - if your opponent gets more than one vote he/she can move back 2 spaces
While I have been chosen to do this task, I will refrain from suggesting the obvious homosexual alternative username for FoG. Instead, I will suggest something that better reflects his personality (i.e. over-inflated ego, pompous, vain, self-absorbed, etc. ) I will, however, not completely stray from the sexual inuendos...so here it is:
"The Omnimpotent One" (aka tOO)
I think it has a nice ring to it, no?! 
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted September 30, 2006 09:00 AM |
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LOL
You didn't let me down, Leo.
Oh, wait yes you did!
Time to take the vote:
Is there anybody else who thought it was funny?
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Gom_Jabbar
Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
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posted September 30, 2006 05:06 PM |
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Well people... guess who's back?
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted September 30, 2006 05:13 PM |
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lol had to do some wikambulating to see what a seance was...
Me: Is there someone, a man perhaps?
Her: OMG yes my husband died a few months ago!
Me: I'm getting something. Something to do with, laughter. Was there something you laughed about with him?
Her: OMG yes there was! We often partook in personal jokes!
Me: Your husband seems to be reinforcing that joke. Is there anything you would like to ask your husband?
Her: Tell him that I love him forever, and that I will never forget him.
Me: He says, 'what, like you forgot to save all my hard earned money, you snow'.
Alright alright calm down.
No I'm not saying that.
Her: What? I-
Me: Hush, he's talking.
No you listen, just because I'm alive.
No I can't put her on!
Alright you dead little ****!
Her: *gasp* What are you-
Me: I SAID SHUT UP WOMAN
I don't care how many hours she would sit on the phone.
You prefer to be dead? GOOD!
Of course I know who you are!
WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE!
Her: My god!
Me: You'll be needing him if you disturb me one more time, this is men talking!
Her: I'm leaving!
Me: You deserved every second of that fall you git!
Don't make me come down to hell and whoop your ass once more!
That's right give you the old one two!
Oh yea, well, your wifes a dog.
Her: You bastard!
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John says to live above hell.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted October 01, 2006 12:16 AM |
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Note: people need to comment on Leo's name for FoG.
YAY Gom is back, just in time for your go:
Gom
Alter the lyrics of Stairway to Heaven for a Bastard Band and move back 2 spaces.
Guess_da_Member
The opponent of your choice must try to sell you a life insurance policy. If more than 2 people are convinced you should by it, they can move back 2 spaces.
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uhuh
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Gom_Jabbar
Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
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posted October 01, 2006 10:05 PM |
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Oh my god Kooka... you really got me. I tried to change the lirics, but it's to nasty(aka to full of sexual conotations) to go public with it considering this is one of my favorite songs. So I guess I'll have to pass.
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Guess_Da_Memba
Tavern Dweller
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posted October 01, 2006 10:08 PM |
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Ummmm...lets say Gom
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Gom_Jabbar
Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
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posted October 01, 2006 10:40 PM |
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Gom: Hello sir.
Guess: …
Gom: I can see you’re a bit puzzled. I’m a representative of Crap&BS Insurance Inc. We are selling the best life insurance there is.
Guess: What the… So what?
Gom: Well sir, I must brake it to you: you will die.
Guess: What?!?! Who told you that?
Gom: I know that because it has been proven that the only remedy against death is immortality. Are you by any chance immortal?
Guess: Hmmmm… no!
Gom: So you see sir, I was right. We have established a fact so far. The sad thing about it is that you don’t know when you will die. Maybe tomorrow maybe in 60 years. Do you love you wife sir?
Guess: I’m not married.
Gom: Then let’s assume you will love your wife?
Guess: But I…
Gom: Start caring about her from now. Get a life insurance, and insure her future and the future of your children. Just think of all the things they’ll be able to do with all that money.
Guess: But…
Gom: Please let me finish sir. Just think they will be able to live their lives like you were still there to work your *** off for them. Maybe they will buy a new house or travel around the world and have a lot of fun. And all this things for only 2000$ a month. The best deal you’ll find.
Guess: Bu…
Gom: A moment sir. Not only will you insure the lives of your wife and children but also the lives of your grandchildren. Even if you will already be dead when they are born they will know you as the man who insured their future. And this sir is the closest you will get to immortality. Even if they will all hate you when you are alive they will love you when you will be dead. Don’t let your death go to waste, this sir is your grand chance for a better future.
Guess: Can I speak now?
Gom: By all means do speak sir.
Guess: I’m gay!
Gom: !?!?!?
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted October 02, 2006 01:06 AM |
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good ending!
OK you need 2 people to say you should buy it. I'll be one, because I liked it
Oh and noone has commented on fog's new name, but she {fog} told me she laughed and liked it so I will pay that
The next 2 cards are for:
Leo_Lion
Group Challenge: Each player must suggest an alternative avatar for RSF, and give reasons for their choice. Any player/s who repeat an avi, or fail to post within 48hrs must move forward 3 spaces. If RSF is willing to pick a winner, they can move back 2 spaces.
Dragon_Slayer
Write a 'jingle' promoting a bastard product
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted October 02, 2006 02:06 AM |
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Quote:
Each player must suggest an alternative avatar for RSF, and give reasons for their choice.
RSF meet your new avi 
This is perfect for you now for a couple of reasons...
- Since the neutering your body would look great in all that leather.
- Members everywhere are enjoying the benefits of female avis - you should take advantage of this opportunity.
- As you can see, it is a picture of an Ass
- The whip is like that toungue of yours.
- corny must stop now {may edit later }
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted October 02, 2006 04:29 AM |
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Edited by Iris at 04:30, 02 Oct 2006.
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RSF,  is your perfect avatar. It's already on your forehead, which means anyone who looks at you sees it. So it's only fitting to also have all of us at HC see this every time you post.
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