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friendofgunnar
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Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted October 13, 2006 09:06 PM |
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Kooka: "You must hire another player to represent you and try to convince a jury to acquit you of the charges against you."
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Russ: I choose FoG (due to his connections with the renowned Mr. Bernstein) to acquit me of all the charges related to stealing Pandora's panties.
Mr. Englestein:
There are a couple of pertinent facts that need to be brought out concerning the accusation that my client, Russ, stole some of Pandora's panties.
Firstly: Let's start with the description of the person who was seen running away from the scene of the crime. I've taken the liberty to ask a professional graphic artist to do a rendering of this description:
On first glance it appears to be Russ, however the perpetrator of this crime, the imposter who tried to besmirch my client's good name, neglected one tiny detail, namely that my client Russ
DOES NOT HAVE A NOSE
It is clear that the person who stole Pandora's panties, was in fact, somebody else in a cheap Russ mask!
Secondly: At the time of the crime, my client was in fact losing his own shorts in a marathon game of poker.
Thirdly: As I have already shown, the person who comitted this crime was in fact an impersonator. Who would have the motivation and the free time to do such a thing? I'll tell you, the person who committed this crime has already been acknowledged as a Pandora stalker, by Pandora herself. I don't need to call him as a witness for the simple reason that his own words will incriminate him!
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Awww Pan baby i miss you too. I actually applied again a couple of months ago but Val never got back to me... Ill try sneak into your dorm in the MSHQ
That's right, the guilty party is none other than DragonSlayer
Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury, I can only say that if you convict my client of this heinous Hanes-her-way crime than you will be allowing the true guilty party to go free. I have faith that you will look at the facts of this case and exonerate my client of any charges of wrong-doing, such as to restore his reputation and good standing in the community.
The defense rests.
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Leo_Lion
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Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted October 14, 2006 07:37 AM |
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Edited by Leo_Lion at 16:30, 18 Oct 2006.
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I'll come to Russ' defence on two fronts here:
#1 - Count me in for voting against him & the Bastard Party. 
#2 - I believe that FoG's defense was convincing and find that since "the panties don't fit, we should acquit". 
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*Take care, Leo
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friendofgunnar
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Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted October 14, 2006 09:10 AM |
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted October 14, 2006 10:09 PM |
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Player List
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Iris...Aculias...Kooka...Russ...MM...TA...TNTie...Foggie...Iriscannotpost...Gom_Jabbar
Guess_Da_Memba...Leo_Lion...Dragon_Slayer...RSF...Boris/Antipaladin
Which means the next two cards are for
EDIT: I just gave MM 2 cards in a row  sorry, this one is for.........
TnTie 
Iriscannotpost has finally agreed to meet you in RL. She has also agreed to meet Russ, the same day. Explain how you would ensure Russ was not able to make it to the meeting, or that his meeting with her was a disaster and move back 2 spaces. (50 word minimum)
and
TA
You are invited over your girlfriend's mother's house for Christmas lunch. Starting with the time you arrive, describe your bastardly deeds while there. Include a gift for her mum.
Reward: move back 2 spaces. (50 word minimum)
Note: The 'group' challenges seem to be a lot of fun - if anyone has any ideas please HCM me with them Thanks. You don't have to be playing this to send me ideas for questions btw, any input will be accepted with tears of gratitude
Gameboard Update
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TnT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted October 16, 2006 09:43 PM |
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TnTie
Iriscannotpost has finally agreed to meet you in RL. She has also agreed to meet Russ, the same day. Explain how you would ensure Russ was not able to make it to the meeting, or that his meeting with her was a disaster and move back 2 spaces. (50 word minimum)
Russ sitting on a bench in a park with his hand over ICP: "You know ICP, Muai thai was not a martial art from the beggining. The ancient monks used to practice it in the bedroom when they..."
Gets hit by a basketball, I run to retrieve the ball: "Wwhoooo, damn I'm beat, sorry bout that Russ..." Nudging him in the stomache "So when are you going to meet up with Kitty? I heard that she got her name because she is wild, likes to cuddle and scratch stuff if you know what I mean... Oh and how's that aweful rash? I have never seen such a disgusting thing in my life!"
Noticing ICP: "Wooops, I guess I better leave you two love birds alone, ask Russ about how he got his black eye this time it should be interesting... Lets just say that it involves a strip club, a poodle and a warm apple pie  sorry said too much already, me my big mouth and my huge long tongue... See ya ICP!"
I run off jumping happily and bouncing the BBall
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted October 16, 2006 10:10 PM |
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LOL
Next card is for friendofgunnar
Wrestle with your conscience and if you win by two falls to one submission move back 2 spaces.
@TAYou have 24 hours to answer your card
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted October 16, 2006 10:29 PM |
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TA is on vaction for some time i think a week or 2 i dont remmber quite really...freeze him .
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted October 16, 2006 10:33 PM |
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Thanks Boris, will do
Next card is for ICP
Tell us about the bastardly prank you pulled that prevented you from walking for graduation. Min 50 words. Penalty: foward 2, reward: back 1.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted October 18, 2006 05:59 AM |
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Oh good I didn't lose out on a challenge. I was gone over the weekend on a little vacation.  
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted October 18, 2006 11:48 AM |
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Fog has declined; I will give ICP an extension because she has a cute arse alot of work to do atm.
The next 2 cards are for
Gom
Describe the Xmas presents you {a bastard} will be buying for your sister, brother, mother, and girlfriend. Also expain why you chose these gifts. Reward: back 2 spaces
Guess_Da_Member
Group Challenge: Invent a device that can be used to prevent/stop women from nagging, whining, or *****ing {sorry CoC can anyone give me a non-offensive word for this?} You must describe the device's appearance, how it is activated, what it does, and how it works. Reward - move back one space
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted October 18, 2006 04:26 PM |
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Group Challenge: Invent a device that can be used to prevent/stop women from nagging, whining, or *****ing {sorry CoC can anyone give me a non-offensive word for this? = being women } You must describe the device's appearance, how it is activated, what it does, and how it works. Reward - move back one space
Hello everyone,
My name is Leo "the over-energetic late-night-infomercial-sales-guy" and I am here to show you my invention called the...
Leg-spreader!
It is a simple device that might only have one function, but gives endless benefits.  It is a small box (blue & black are our most popular colours) and it opens...that's it! What's so special about that, you ask? Well, the brilliance of the device is not found in its outside appearance or in its functionality, but in what is found inside. Let me now explain this important detail to the studio audience & to the viewers at home.
If its contents are chosen correctly by the customer, then the woman (on whom the device is used) will stop nagging, whining, and annoying you...guaranteed! The secret to the device's success is in its "amnesic effect" that will make the woman forget what was upsetting her in the first place. Lab tests have even shown that 70% of women targeted by this device, will obey the user's every command! Isn't that incredible?! 
And, I've saved the best for last everyone. The most exciting thing about this invention is that it will work on ANY WOMAN. Whether you point it at your wife, girlfriend...or both , your mother, daughter, sister, etc...It will "get them off your back" and more! 
I bet that you all want to see what this amazing device look like, right? Well wait no longer and behold:
And it can be yours for only 2 months of salary!
Disclaimer {read super-fast by low-toned voice}: Using this device on women will only have a temporary benefitial effect. Soon enough, the nagging, whining, and annoying will resume (as it is in all women's nature to do this to men).
Side-effects might include such terrible things as: Getting engaged, getting married, and/or getting mutilated by your wife (after she found the receipt for the device that you actually gave to your mistress.)
Hurry now and reserve your Leg-spreader before they are all gone!
Operators are standing by.
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted October 18, 2006 10:20 PM |
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LOL That was brilliant!
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted October 19, 2006 04:14 AM |
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Oh hell no thats his bad.
I was out for a bit too & didnt say so & I was like 5-6 behind everyone
That would be so unfair if Titanium got to freeze & I didnt
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Gom_Jabbar
Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
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posted October 19, 2006 08:20 AM |
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Oooops Kooka... just saw you have a card for me so I'll have to ask you for an extension on my time. (preeety please)
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted October 22, 2006 10:55 AM |
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Player List
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Iris...Aculias...Kooka...Russ...MM...TA...TNTie...Foggie...Iriscannotpost...Gom_Jabbar
Guess_Da_Memba...Leo_Lion...Dragon_Slayer...RSF...Boris/Antipaladin
Reminder
TA
You are invited over your girlfriend's mother's house for Christmas lunch. Starting with the time you arrive, describe your bastardly deeds while there. Include a gift for her mum.
Reward: move back 2 spaces. (50 word minimum)
GOM - you know yours is still there
And I will extend the group challenge {that leo has just done an awesome post for} for another 2 days. Then it will be back to business as usual. Sorry for my slackness lately
Here is the group challenge again:
Invent a device that can be used to prevent/stop women from nagging, whining, or *****ing {sorry CoC can anyone give me a non-offensive word for this?} You must describe the device's appearance, how it is activated, what it does, and how it works. Reward - move back one space
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IRISCANNOTPOST
Hired Hero
J/K, DON'T DELETE ME PLEASE!
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posted October 22, 2006 06:41 PM |
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KOOKA, CAN YOU PUT ME AND MY OTHER HALF ON HOLD FOR ANOTHER... *CHECKS CALENDAR* 5 DAYS OR SO? WE'RE GOING TO BE MIA FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER...
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Next card is for ICP
Tell us about the bastardly prank you pulled that prevented you from walking for graduation. Min 50 words. Penalty: foward 2, reward: back 1.
Well, like all HS seniors, pretty much no one cares about school anymore, and we're all caught up in what sort of fun pranks we can pull on the school. So on the last day of class, a few friends and I got a hold of 3 pigs. We labeled them "1," "2," and "4," and set them loose in the halls. The principal and all the teachers were searching all over the place for pig number 3, but of course, no luck. Eventually, they were forced to cancel classes for the rest of the day. We all had a great laugh. Unfortunately, the principal didn't enjoy it as much as we did. And he didn't allow us to walk at graduation. 
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted October 23, 2006 05:31 AM |
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KOOKA, CAN YOU PUT ME AND MY OTHER HALF ON HOLD FOR ANOTHER... *CHECKS CALENDAR* 5 DAYS OR SO? WE'RE GOING TO BE MIA FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER...
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Next card is for ICP
Tell us about the bastardly prank you pulled that prevented you from walking for graduation. Min 50 words. Penalty: foward 2, reward: back 1.
Well, like all HS seniors, pretty much no one cares about school anymore, and we're all caught up in what sort of fun pranks we can pull on the school. So on the last day of class, a few friends and I got a hold of 3 pigs. We labeled them "1," "2," and "4," and set them loose in the halls. The principal and all the teachers were searching all over the place for pig number 3, but of course, no luck. Eventually, they were forced to cancel classes for the rest of the day. We all had a great laugh. Unfortunately, the principal didn't enjoy it as much as we did. And he didn't allow us to walk at graduation.
lol that's awesome
My senior year, one of my friends decided to take a carjack and take the tire off of this girls tire at school. He left clues that gave hints on where it would find her tire. It was a scavenger hunt and all the clue rhymed and everything. It was pretty funny. Especially since the scavenger hunt led her back to the trunk of the car next to hers.
Only problem was that she got really pissed, yelled, and threatened my friend for about twenty minutes. Her friends thought it was hilarious and did the scavenger hunt for her. One of the faculty came over to see what the commotion was all about. He just laughed and drove home.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted October 23, 2006 06:54 AM |
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Guess_Da_Member
Group Challenge: Invent a device that can be used to prevent/stop women from nagging, whining, or *****ing {sorry CoC can anyone give me a non-offensive word for this?} You must describe the device's appearance, how it is activated, what it does, and how it works. Reward - move back one space
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted October 24, 2006 06:15 AM |
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Group Challenge: Invent a device that can be used to prevent/stop women from nagging or whining. You must describe the device's appearance, how it is activated, what it does, and how it works. Reward - move back one space
HC members, meet Rooibus.
It's an African herb with an amazing ability to mellow you out. If it were a singer it would be a Placido Domingo. If it was a TV show it would be the last calmic standing.
Here's a glowing testimonial.
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Precious relief can now be found not only in pacifying babies, but in the relaxation of adults too.
Simply put, it pacifies your baby but it can also pacify your Baby too.
Method number one. A remote controlled mechanism that you can install in your wedding ring. When you press a button it activates a pressure valve in your kitchen water supply. Anything made from the water supply will now contain agent Rx (Relax).
Method number two. Make a special batch of Rooibus cupcakes. Hide them in your freezer beneath the pork chops and the frozen vegetables. When the time arises just pull out the cupcakes and begin to eat. Soon the missus will see she's missing out in the fun and ask for a cupcake too. Problem solved.
Just install the Rooibus pacification kit in your household and soon your missus will sailing on the sea of Tranquility. And so for that matter, will you.
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted October 24, 2006 01:16 PM |
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Nagging and whining chicks are a nuisance, especially if you are out in public and your gal won’t stop. Even if she is not yours, that irksome and frustrating sound of a friend’s wife nagging for hours on end can ruin a perfectly good night out.
Some women are naturally whingers. However, regardless of their breeding, all chicks can be taught that excessive nagging is not appropriate. And this is where the beauty of the TakeThatBee anti-nag collar comes in, because it makes the woman understand that there is a consequence to this action but without you getting involved and giving attention for undesirable behaviour.
Chicks who whine a lot aren't going to stop magically. It is up to men to teach them that if they keep doing it, not only will you develop selective hearing but they will receive a shock to the back of their neck, jolting them back to their senses.
There are more humane anti-nagging devices on the market, but these need to be used in conjunction with behaviour counselling and listening. Nagostop has developed an anti-nag collar which emits a jet of citrus spray towards to woman’s nose when she nags, but this is a much less satisfying option.
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Sometimes I just give her a zap when I need a pick me up. The way her face lights up and her hair stands on end, makes me laugh every time. It is even making her look younger – it doubles as a replacement for surgical facelifts, or for finding a younger second wife.
The TakeThatBee is an all round Buzz that will bump a bummer of an evening into a bonza one
Don’t delay, order yours now: It comes in a complete package – the diamond collar and matching keychain/remote activator for only lotsa cash. The remote can activate a buzz when within a 1 km radius with 3 variable intensities. Do your part for making our world a better place – and start training your woman TODAY.
 
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