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| Thread: Consis vs. The_Gootch: (round 1) - FIGHT! |  This thread is pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 · «PREV |
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violent_flower
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posted July 01, 2007 09:18 PM |
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ZOMG,
Acu whispers: "Oh My Consis, what will you do? Contact me asap with a POA so we can get our MOS confirmed, then we, together as solider buddies are off to fight racist HC members, we will make VF and Gootch, MIA."
Consis, back at him in the low assertive solider voice (ok, he was Air Force, maybe not so low and assertive.): Geez Acu I don't know the USAF oath states that I shall not retaliate against other fellow members of the US military or HC. I can't go against my oath and I quote:
Consis stands proud and adjust his funny hat:
I,Consis, outstanding member of HC, having been appointed a E1/2 in the United States Air Force, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic except racist marines on HC, as I truly wuv him; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office upon which I am about to enter, SO HELP ME GOD and anyone that calls me a cracker.
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Aculias
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posted July 02, 2007 02:06 AM |
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Whats a Pround?
I always wanted to do that  .
I will show you my Army stance gal.
I dont prefer salt on my cracker sorry to say
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Aculias
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posted July 03, 2007 03:32 AM |
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I should make a thread called Consis vs Violent Flower (The final round)
He may of beat the man of the house but can he beat the lady?
We may never know
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violent_flower
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posted July 03, 2007 03:34 AM |
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Oh great so I can't defend myself, no thanks... I'm done playing that game..
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Aculias
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posted July 03, 2007 03:37 AM |
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Hehe yea.
I guess your right.
He never gets his undies in a bunch anyways.
Plus i do get bored when people can not flame back
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The_Gootch
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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted July 03, 2007 04:12 AM |
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You know Consis, as hard as I may seem, it hurt my feelings when you deleted me from your Myspace friends list. It wasn't because I valued your friendship. It was because, well, I'm so full of myself I can't possibly understand why anyone wouldn't want to be my friend.
As for the "cracker" comment, you're going to have a hard time demonstrating it to be nearly as offensive as the 'n' word. Since you and I are both white and citizens of the U.S. by birth, I reserved the right to call you a cracker. If it were the '70s I would've called you a honkey instead. Birds of a feather, you know.
But since being called a cracker brought back such terrible memories for you regarding being ostracized by some black kids, I will offer an apology for any real world harm I may have inflicted. I will refrain from open observation about any kind of ostracism you may have inflicted on your schoolmates while fulfilling your obligatory role as a football player and assume you were a paragon of human virtue. It is not my intention to dredge up painful memories for anyone here, much less a fellow cracker.
So, from now on, that word is off limits.
Mind if I call you noble though? Cos you know, Consis the noble has a nice ring to it.
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violent_flower
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posted July 03, 2007 04:29 AM |
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I Vote for noble, sounds better than most words I can think of.
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Consis
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Of Ruby
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posted July 03, 2007 05:55 PM |
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Edited by Consis at 18:00, 03 Jul 2007.
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Why?
Why can't you simply stick to attacking my opinions or my actions? I don't use any name for you other than the one you have given as your membername. I sort of see it as respecting your wishes to call you what you wish. I know your real name but don't use it out of respect. I know some of the friendly nicknames some people have come to know you by but don't use them because I have not earned it. As I have said before, even with my greatest adversaries, I make sure to use civility. I hold myself to a code of behavior. Though in light of recent events that code is probably not looking so valiant.
I understand that many people call me anything but Consis or Jake. And you don't hear me complain to them. I don't really actually care what they call me for many reasons but you are unlike ANY of the other members here. For all my disagreements, you and I have MUCH in common. And though I would like to build something that resembles a quasi friendship over the oddity of an internet, I cannot bring myself to accept certain disagreements. My disagreements with you are more fervent than any other person here because we share so much in common. When you post it is very difficult for me not to read it with curious eyes. In fact I have read every post of yours that has ever come across.
We both:
1. enjoy D&D
2. enjoy Heroes gaming
3. enjoy MMORPG's (like WoW & Guild Wars and many others)
4. hate glam rock
5. love the Eagles(Hotel California)
6. were misguided youths whose lives were turned for the better by enlisting as soldiers
7. love our country
8. love Transformers
9. enjoy a good beer
10. love to write fantasy fiction
According to you we are both white people...and that is somehow supposed to be a similarity??? That is something which I will never accept.
If there is one continuing resounding problem that I can't for the life of me get right: I have no sense of humor. It is one of my greatest failures as a person. I wish I could engender it and inspire the occasional giggle but alas....the proof is in that boring gelatinous moldy bowl of discolored pudding. I'm sorry if I can't be more humorous but I have tried and failed miserably.
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violent_flower
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posted July 03, 2007 06:15 PM |
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Yes, but he wuvs me, and you, well you don't wuv me, there that is something you don't have in common. Noble is really a complement and believe me when no one is watching he gets out the Aqua net and we jam to Poison tunes together.
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Aculias
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posted July 03, 2007 06:26 PM |
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I heard you complain about other names Bachlor.
WHy do you think this whole fiasco is going on for ?
I got a little love for you Flower .
& You Gootchy thats with you too
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violent_flower
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posted July 03, 2007 11:00 PM |
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antipaladin
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of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted July 03, 2007 11:14 PM |
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Quote:
1. enjoy D&D
2. enjoy Heroes gaming
3. enjoy MMORPG's (like WoW & Guild Wars and many others)
4. hate glam rock
5. love the Eagles(Hotel California)
6. were misguided youths whose lives were turned for the better by enlisting as soldiers
7. love our country
8. love Transformers
9. enjoy a good beer
10. love to write fantasy fiction
Yeah,you,The_gootch,and 5 Milion Humanes on the planet..
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Consis
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Of Ruby
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posted May 31, 2009 07:42 AM |
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RL Pics Tell the Tale
I this is the reason why I feel the way I always have about The_Gootch:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6576YQ-jNg&NR=1
He and I share way too many things in common. We live worlds apart and yet....it is inconcievable he and I would meet in a place like this but that's life I guess. Of all the people here on HC I relate to him the most, always have.
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Aculias
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posted May 31, 2009 08:05 AM |
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Another blast from the past from good ole Jacop.
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