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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted November 10, 2006 09:33 AM

Greek loving.
How can you say no to that
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Fan of Red Sox
posted November 10, 2006 10:41 AM

Yeah I'd have to say that gamers have become a pretty universal thing now. Everyone plays video games now. And I know so many people that are way into video games that work out all the time, play sports etc. Sure you have the stereotypes that are one-dimensional in their activities, but that's true w/ everything.

Gamers I think are pretty diverse nowadays.
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted November 10, 2006 01:25 PM

if u could change the 18 rule i'd play along
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TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


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posted November 10, 2006 01:40 PM

I still don't get it.




Is this like those books where you choose which way to go


like in family guy


Peter: 'You see a dark knight ahead. He beckons for you to follow him. Do you follow, or turn back the way you came?'
Lois, should I follow the knight?
Lois: Ok Peter.
Peter: Ok.... page 28, page 28.... OH GOD NO I TURN BACK THE WAY I CAME I TURN BACK THE WAY I CAME i didn't take my hand off the page you saw me Lois right? I didn't take my hand off the page?
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted November 10, 2006 01:45 PM

Quote:
Welcome to the world of HC where about 80% of the people on here are geeks
The other 10% just look like geeks.
the last 10% are tight



what about the other 13%?
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pandora
pandora


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posted November 10, 2006 04:08 PM

So I just have to be patient and wait then? That sucks. I'm really bad at patient I hope I'm not going to be marrying that snowplow

Quote:
what about the other 13%?

Its probably best not to talk about them.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted November 10, 2006 04:28 PM

*cough* william
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kookastar
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posted November 10, 2006 09:20 PM

I am excited
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted December 20, 2006 09:59 PM
Edited by The_Gootch at 22:01, 20 Dec 2006.

*bump*
And the story continues
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william
william


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LummoxLewis
posted December 21, 2006 11:18 AM

Quote:
*cough* william



LOOL

Well this story is great, well deserved QP Gootch
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the_gootch
the_gootch


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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted February 23, 2007 07:15 AM
Edited by the_gootch at 07:15, 23 Feb 2007.

*bump* and the story continues
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pandora
pandora


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posted March 19, 2007 05:56 PM

Why doncha write s'more?
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bixie
bixie


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my common sense is tingling!
posted March 19, 2007 06:38 PM

could do.

maybe Gootch is trying to tell us something?
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted April 29, 2007 10:46 AM

So, is the story going to continue?

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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted March 12, 2008 07:53 AM bonus applied by pandora on 30 Apr 2008.
Edited by The_Gootch at 05:38, 21 Mar 2008.

And the story continues

The_Gootch:  I've got a name for you.

Violent_Flower:  Hey now.  I thought you said you would be classy about this.

The_Gootch:  Yeah, well, Baklava called you She_Gootch.  That's my persona you adopted.  Well guess what.  That's my shtick and I want it back.

Violent_Flower:  No!  You don't get it back!  You took everything else I had to offer, at least let me keep this.

Pandora:  Can we say, uncomfortable?

Vlaad:  Speaking of Baklava, why isn't he here?

The_Gootch:  Because I expressly asked for a one Serb limit.

MightyMage:  No you didn't!  He wasn't invited because we didn't know him at the time.

RedSoxFan:  Wait.  [looks between Violent_Flower and The_Gootch]  You mean that...?

Pandora:  Ssssh...yes.

RedSoxFan:  Oohhhh.

The_Gootch:  My character's done.  I'm gonna go play some Soul Caliber.  Anyone want to play?  Binabik?

Binabik:  Me?  Oh no.  Last console I played was Pong.  Went through three tvs I did.

Iris:  I'll play you Gootch.

The_Gootch:  Cool.

Violent_Flower:  Yeah, go play a game.  That's all you ever did, wasn't it?  

The_Gootch:  ...

Violent_Flower:  Hey Acu!  How'd you like that run I just did on you!  You gonna play sometime tonight?

Aculias:  Pfft!  You just got lucky!  Maybe if you didn't bend over the table everytime I took a shot I wouldn't be so distracted.

Violent_Flower:  [bends over the table]  You mean like this?  You have a problem with this?  Because, if you do, I'll stop.

Aculias:  I didn't say I had a problem with it.

Violent_Flower:  Well, okay then.

Tnt_Addict:  You know Guitarguy.  The band was your idea.  You should be the lead singer.  Sorry about before.

Guitarguy:  No problem buddy.  I'm just glad you came back.  So what kind of band should we be?

Trogdor:  Don't be an emo band.

Guitarguy:  Emo band?  Why not?

Trogdor:  Because I will kill you on general principle if you make an emo character.

William:  Yeah, me too.

Trogdor:  Truce William?  Sounds like we might have to make some emo hunters.

William:  Yeah!  Good idea!

Guitarguy:  You know.  I wasn't even thinking about an emo band, but you're kinda pushing me in that direction.

Trogdor:  You've been warned sissy.

Russ:  You know.  I seriously don't like the mouth on this kid.  Let me join the band please.

Tnt_Addict:  That's what I'm talking about.  Now if we could just convince the babes besides Iris.  

[The_Gootch and Iris load up Soul Caliber III]

Iris:  So who're you gonna be?

The_Gootch:  Oh, I'm sooo going Voldo.  You?

Iris:  I think I'll start with Taki.

The_Gootch:  She's pretty good.  So yeah, anyway, ZOMG IS THAT JET LI?  
[points furiously in the other direction]

Iris: [Turning]  What?  Where?

[The_Gootch gives himself 200% life]

The_Gootch:  Oh, it was nothing.  Sorry.  Let's play!

[They play for about a minute]

Iris:  Wow!  3 perfects in a row!  Heck, even MightyMage put up a better fight than that.  Though, it took longer than usual....

The_Gootch:[Tossing his controller]:  Yeah, whatever.  Maaan.  [grimaces]  Good job.  That was such a thorough butt kicking I think you just permanently retired me from the game.

Pandora:  Kind of like how you never showed up at the Zone again after we played, right Gootch?  Ooh!  Sorry!  Just had to sneak that one in!

The_Gootch:  I don't know how many more shots to my pride I can take.  I lose to girls and I have to see her.

Pandora:  C'mon, let's go for a walk.

[Both exit]

AntiPaladin:  [sidling up to Violent_Flower]  So, uh, if you ever need to talk to someone I'm here.

Violent_Flower:  [snorts]  I'm old enough to be your mother.  

RedSoxFan:  Well, in that case, maybe you and I could talk.

Violent_Flower:  I'm already seeing someone.  And no, he isn't a gamer.  There's only one gamer I've ever dated and he's ruined it for the rest of you.  Now let me shoot, both of you.  And get me a drink while you're at it.

AntiPaladin:  Nevermind.  I was drunk anyway.

Lord_Woock:  Hey Dragon_Slayer, why ain't you saying anything?

Dragon_Slayer:  You know, maybe it wasn't such a good idea for me to come.  I mean, I've changed.  I like street racing.  I've got a hot girlfriend.  This gaming thing, maybe its time has passed for me.

Binabik:  You know, sometimes gaming is just the excuse for people to get together.  The important thing is they get to visit with each other and spend time with each other.

Dragon_Slayer:  Yeah, you're right.  So I won't make a character.  I'll just hang. [assumes what he thinks is a cool and aloof posture against the wall]

[Outside]

Kookastar:  [laughing] Oh my god that's so funny!  Between your puppets and my sculptures, oh my god!  We could really do something!

FriendofuGunnar:  [laughing]  Yeah.  You know, if we weren't married you think...?

Kookastar:  Let's not.

FriendofGunnar:  Oh.  

Kookastar:  Maybe we should go back inside.

FriendofGunnar:  Good idea.

[They both reenter the building]

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Kookastar:  Hey, we're back!  

Vlaad:  Welcome back!

Binabik:  Yes, welcome back.

Kookastar:  Ok, who got what?

Aculias:  Philly's, pass'em over

AntiPaladin:  Lemme get o' them Philly's Acu.  Oh yeah, Marlboro Lights here.

Vlaad:  Reds, and the Vodka.

Binabik:  You get a chaser to go with that?  Like some Orange Juice?

Vlaad:  And ruin some perfectly good vodka?  Not on your life.

Kookastar:  They didn't have Pilsner-Urquell.  So I got Staropramen.

Vlaad:  Close enough!  Thanks Kooka!

Kookastar:  Woock, did you have your hand raised for something?

Lord_Woock:  Yeah, did you get some Jolt Cola?

FriendofGunnar:  Sorry, no.  Closest thing they had to all the sugar and twice the caffeine was that Mountain Dew Game Fuel.  You know, the one with the picture of Master Chief on the bottle?  

Lord_Woock:  Uh, I don't think it way it out to the motherland.  

FriendofGunnar:  Well, we got Coke instead.  We thought we couldn't go wrong with Coke.

Violent_Flower:  Lemme get one of those cigs Anti.  I used to smoke, you know.

FriendofGunnar:  They why restart?

Violent_Flower:  You know, it's questions like that that make me want to blow smoke in your face.

Antipaladin:  Yeah, sure.  [Starts packing his pack].  Let me just get my luckies.

FriendofGunnar:  Luckies?

Aculias:  It's a smoker thang.

[A few people light up.  After about a minute of lull, FriendofGunnar becomes visibly uncomfortable]

FriendofGunnar [whispering to Russ]:  Don't you dislike the smell of smoke?

Russ[to FriendofGunnar]:  I'm Russian.  I was born with a cigarette.  It doesn't bother me.  I just quit so I could focus on my training.

FriendofGunnar:  You know, I try and I try and I just can't.  I just can't stand this.  I hate the smell of cigarettes.  I hate the stale smell of smoke clinging to my clothes.  So I think I'll just go.  It was great meeting you all!  I hope you have fun tonight!

Everyone:  Bye!  It was great seeing you!

[FriendofGunnar exits]

Tnt_Addict[whispering]:  Now's our chance!  

Guitarguy[whispering]:  Go get her!

Tnt_Addict:  Hey Kooka. Thought about playing yet?

Kookastar:  You know.  I did and I think I will, .

Tnt_Addict:  We got more room in the band.  Care to join?

Kookastar:  Ahh....

Tnt_Addict:  Come on.  [Turns sideways]  How can you resist this [motions his face] jawline?  Come on.  I'll even let you call me Tina.

Kookastar:  You are my Tina.  You will always be my Tina.

Tnt_Addict:  So you will?

Kookastar:  Oh, ok, .

Tnt_Addict:  Yes!  [high fives Russ and Guitarguy]  Come on, sit over here.  We got space.

Kookastar:  Great!

[Outside]

Pandora:  Oh, feel that breeze, that chill in the air.  Oh god how I love it.

The_Gootch:  Yeah, whatever.  Beautiful night.  Blah blah blah.  You had a reason for wanting to drag me out here?  I mean, besides the obvious?

Pandora:  And what's the obvious?

The_Gootch:  That you're hot after me.

Pandora:  ...Aaaactually I brought you out here because I wanted to keep you from saying something stupid.  Seems I wasn't too successful.

The_Gootch:  Prevent me from saying what?  Like telling her my next one is going to be younger and prettier than her?  

Pandora:  You don't really mean that.

The_Gootch:  The hell I don't!  I'll tell her to her face I will!  Watch!

Pandora:  I've seen you tear enough people down.  You don't need to prove yourself anymore.

The_Gootch:  And so I just let it slide?

Pandora:  Well, yes?

The_Gootch:  Are you kidding me?  No.  It's just like Valere said.  "Am I to lose you to another's arms and not console myself with other charms?"

Pandora:  Why rub it in her face?

The_Gootch:  Uh, because she's doing the same?  

Pandora:  It's not the same.  She's trying to be peaceable and you're the one flaking out.

The_Gootch:  So?  I was here first!

Pandora:  She has every right to be here, same as you.  Maybe even more.

The_Gootch:  The hell is that supposed to mean?

Pandora:  It means she's here and I'm going to make damn sure you don't mess it up.  I like her.  

The_Gootch:  Stay out of it.  This should be none of your business.

Pandora:  You're wrong.  It is my business.  I've stuck my neck out for you so many times over the years, especially when it was inconvenient.  I think I've earned my right to speak to you.

The_Gootch:  I never once asked for you to bail me out or come to my assistance!

Pandora:  Well, guess what?  That's what friends do!  They help each other out!  And they do it without being asked!  And they do it without holding score cards!  By the double nines and all other things sacred!  You're impossible!

The_Gootch:  Still, throughout all of it I was loyal!  She wasn't!  

Pandora:  Did you show her you loved her?

The_Gootch:  Well, not always, no.

Pandora:  If you don't show love, how can you expect loyalty?

The_Gootch:  ...ok.  I'm a hypocrite.  I have a double standard; the one thing I hate in other people.  Christ, I quoted that from Ultima V, all the time, that we tend to find in others what we most detest about ourselves.

Pandora:  Did you ever read Aesop?

The_Gootch:  Some. Why?

Pandora:  Do you know the story of The North Wind and the Sun?  

The_Gootch:  Yeah.  I saw it as a cartoon when I was like, five years old.  You mean that was an Aesop fable?

Pandora:  Yes.  And what do you remember?

The_Gootch:  That no matter how hard the North Wind tried to blow off the man's coat, he just held it tighter and tighter to himself.

Pandora:  What else?

The_Gootch:  The sun won.

Pandora:  Right.  You've been the North Wind for how long now?  

The_Gootch:  Lord, spare me the parables and the preachings of women.

Pandora:  Stop it!  Answer my question!  How long?

The_Gootch:  Uh, years and years.

Pandora:  How do you win any woman's heart with that approach?

The_Gootch:  Well, you do it the other way and they start getting attached, and wanting to talk all the time, and wanting to cuddle....

Pandora:  You're incorrigible.  You have such potential to be a sun it kills me!

The_Gootch:  You don't understand!  It's too late!

Pandora:  I'm not talking about her!  Get over it!  Move on!  The longer you dwell on it the longer before anything changes.  

The_Gootch:  Why is she still here then?  To keep tabs on me?

Pandora:  Men!  You're either completely oblivious or you read way too much into the way we think!

The_Gootch:  Only because women would have it so!  So what do I do then?

Pandora:  Make yourself worthy of being loved.  That's it.  That's all.  It's that simple.  You do that and someone will find you.

The_Gootch:  We're talking about me here.  Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Pandora: If you really feel that way, noone can help you.  We should be getting back inside.  We've been gone for awhile.

The_Gootch:  You go.  I need some time to myself.

Pandora:  Have it your way.  And for the record, I do think the world of you.  

The_Gootch:  Stoooop!  Go.  Why are you still here?

Pandora[shakes head]:  See you inside.

[Moves to go back inside]

[Back inside]

Guitarguy:  Hey, we're done with our characters.  We're ready to play!

RedSoxFan:  About time.

MightyMage:  All right!

Vlaad:  Yes.  Let's do this.

Lord_Woock:  I've been ready for hours!

Lith-Maethor:  I almost left I've been waiting so long.

AntiPaladin:  I'm ready.  

Trogdor[smirking]:  Yeah, so are we.

William[giggling]:  Oh yes we are, aren't we?

Consis:  Ready.

Binabik:  I can't believe this.  You know how long it's been since I've sat down for some pen and paper?

Violent_Flower:  Hey RedSox, you got my character sheet?

RedSoxFan:  Uh, yeah, here it is.[passes sheet over]

Aculias:  Where's Gootchie?

Pandora:  He's going to be a minute.

MightyMage:  Did you finish your character?

Pandora:  I never started.  So why don't you all go on ahead?  I can watch.

Dragon_Slayer:  Yeah.  Me too.

RedSoxFan[looks over at MightyMage and raises his eyebrow. Mightymage nods in return]:  Okay, so you're all sitting at this kindred bar, called The Bar With No Name.  And--

Trogdor:  Hold on a second.  

RedSoxFan:  What?

Trogdor:  Guitarguy, roll initiative.

**************************************************

MightyMage, RedSoxFan, Guitarguy[in unison]:  What?!

Trogdor:  You heard me.  I said roll initiative.  I'm shooting you with my trusty sawed off shotgun.

MightyMage:  You can't do that!  You don't have any reason to do that!

Trogdor[brandishes character sheet]:  You see this?  Under my flaws it says hatred of emos.

William:  Yep.  I got it too.  I'm getting in on this one too.  [grabs a handful of 10-sided dice]

RedSoxFan:  What gave you the idea they were emo?

Trogdor:  You kidding me?  They said their band name was Essence of a Deeper Purity and their hit song was Kill me.  Just kill me now.  

Guitarguy:  Yeah, but that was a joke.

Trogdor:  You see me laughing?

RedSoxFan:  Uh, well, you've got the surprise.  Only William, Trogdor, and Guitarguy on this initiative.

Russ:  This is bulls***!

Trogdor[rolls dice]:  8 successes!

Guitarguy[rolls dice]:  Uh, I got, uh, what's this 1 do again?

MightyMage:  1s take away a success, each 1 you get.  

Guitarguy:  Yeah but, didn't Trogdor roll a 1 too?

Trogdor:  Yeah, but I took Charmed Existence beeyotch.  Start crying, Mr. Four successes.

William:  I got six successes.  I go second!

RedSoxFan:  Uh, ok, so what are you doing Trogdor.

Trogdor:  Ok, I'm pumping my Celerity and splitting my actions.  I'm going to shoot Guitarguy and Russ once each.  Now I've got 3 Celerity so that will give me 2 full actions after this.

RedSoxFan:  Ok William, what are you doing?

William:  I'm pumping my Celerity too and I'm blasting Tnt_Addict and Iris.

Iris:  What?!

William:  Hey, nothing personal.

RedSoxFan:  Uh, ok, so what are you doing Guitarguy?

Guitarguy:  I can't believe this.  Are you seriously going to shoot me?

Trogdor:  Click!

RedSoxFan: Ok, Guitarguy is holding his initiative.

Guitarguy:  I didn't say that!  I dodge!

RedSoxFan:  Ok, what's your Dex+Dodge?

Guitarguy[scans character sheet]:  Uh, 3?

Lith-Maethor:  *snorts*

RedSoxFan:  What?  Why is it so low?

Guitarguy:  I was a rocker.  I didn't put anything into Dodge.  I put it all into performance for both singing and guitar, good looks, and sense of fashion.

Trogdor[rolling]:  Dex+Firearms gives me 10 dice.  Since I'm splitting I'm rolling 5 for each.  4 successes!

Guitarguy[rolls]:  Uh, 2 successes.

Trogdor:  Yeah baby!  Oh did I tell you, these are dragonsbreath rounds.  Say bye-bye Guitarguy!

RedSoxFan:  What?  Who let you have dragonsbreath rounds?!

Trogdor:  Mightymage did.  I cleared it with him.

MightyMage:  Don't look at me.  I didn't know what they were!  I didn't think it was a big deal!

RedSoxFan[shaking head]:  Ok, roll damage.  

Trogdor:  13 successes!  Try to soak that!

RedSoxFan:  Uh, ok Guitarguy, try to soak the damage.  It's your Stamina+Fortitude.

Lith-Maethor:  It's aggravated damage.  He can only use Fortitude to soak.

RedSoxFan[grimaces]:  Ok, Guitarguy, do you have any Fortitude?

Guitarguy:  I'm a Toreador!  What do you think!?

RedSoxFan:  Uh, you take 13 points of aggravated damage that you can't soak.  Uh, you die and turn into a pile of dust.

Guitarguy:  What?!  I spent two hours making a character for this!?

RedSoxFan:  Sorry.

Trogdor[repeats the same on Russ]:  Whoo-hoo!  Two shots, two kills!

RedSoxFan:  Ok, William, it's your turn.

William[rolling dice]:  You know, I've been wanting to say this for a long time.  FOR THE TITANS!!  5 successes on Tnt_Addict and 4 on Iris.

RedSoxFan:  Ok you two, what're you doing?

Tnt_Addict:  We didn't make combat characters!  You know what?!  Fine, roll your dice you little baby.  I can't believe I ever stood up for you.

Iris:  Don't ever talk to me again William.

Dragon_Slayer[crying from laughing]:  This is some funny stuff!

RedSoxFan:  You've got 2 actions left Trogdor.

Trogdor:  I use one to run out the front doors to the bar and split my last action to pull out my trusty RPG Launcher and shoot Violent_Flower's pink motorcycle.

RedSoxFan:  Where the hell did you get an RPG Launcher from?

Trogdor:  I had as one of my contacts an international weapons dealer.  I cleared it with MightyMage.

RedSoxFan:  Where were you holding it?

Trogdor:  Dude, I'm wearing a trench coat and my guy's 7 feet tall.

MightyMage:  Uh, I thought he just wanted Aks.  Don't look at me!

Violent_Flower:  Wait.  What?  What's going on?  What's happening to my bike?

Trogdor[rolling dice]:  Eat hot missile pink bike!  5 successes.  Blammo!  Do I really need to roll damage?

Consis:  This is an outrage!  I'm reporting this to the Prince at once!

William:  Shaddup!  I'm using my last 2 actions to put 2 more rounds into Consis.  [After some furious rolling]  Buh-bye Consis.

Violent_Flower:  You just shot my bike!?  You fat **** Trogdor!  I'm gonna kick your ***!  [jumps at him, only to be grabbed by RedSoxFan and MightyMage]

RedSoxFan[struggling]:  Keep it in the game.  Oh geez.  We need some help over here!

Vlaad:  I know better than to mess with her.  

Violent_Flower:  Let me go!  I'll only hurt him a little bit!  I'll just bite his thumb!  I swear!

Russ[helping out the GMs]:  It isn't worth it.  Let it go.

Violent_Flower:  Fine.  Let me go.  I'm calm.  See?  [bats eyes]

RedSoxFan:  You promise to be nice?

Violent_Flower:  Don't make me promise.

MightyMage:  Promise!

Violent_Flower:  Fine!  I promise!

RedSoxFan:  To do...what?

Violent_Flower[struggling]:  To kick his *** so hard he's gonna have to brush his teeth everytime he takes a crap!

[The_Gootch enters]

RedSoxFan:  Give us a hand here!

The_Gootch:  She's a bull, isn't she?

RedSoxFan:  Calm her down!

The_Gootch:  You got me mistaken for someone else.  I'm no longer her keeper.  But I will enjoy watching her choke you out just to get at whoever she's pissed at.  You deserve it.

RedSoxFan: !@!!*

The_Gootch:  Oh.  You think I forgot about your little iMPACT toon, tough guy?

Lord_Woock:  Does he ever let anything go?

Lith-Maethor:  No.  He wouldn't talk to me for five years because I liked the Rampart.

MightyMage:  That was both of us!  We were both iMPACT!

The_Gootch:  And I hope she pulls out your whiskers for it.

Pandora:  Enough!  Flower, darling, please be gentle.  

Violent_Flower[relaxes]:  Anything for you Pannie.

Kookastar[frowns]:  No pet name for me?

Violent_Flower:  Oh, you'll always be my koochiestar!  Now boys, I'm ok.  You can let me go now.

RedSoxFan[moving back to the table]:  Ok.  Next Round.  Who's acting and what are you doing?

Lith-Maethor:  I'm going to run outside, Earth Meld, and wait for the reset.

Lord_Woock:  Good idea.  I obfuscate.

Vlaad:  I just sit at the bar, running my finger around the rim of my wine glass.

Guitarguy:  I just lay there as a pile of ash.  Did I seriously just spend all my time here just to get shot?

Trogdor:  Yup!  Ain't it funny!

Russ:  No!  It's not funny!  This stinks!  I quit.  I'm outta here.  Anyone else?

Guitarguy:  Yeah.  I'm with you.

Tnt_Addict:  Me too.

Iris:  Make that five.

RedSoxFan:  Five?

Iris:  Yes.  Kooka and I came together.

Kookastar:  Yes we did.  I just want to say it was great meeting all of you!  Sorry the game didn't work out so well.  

MightyMage:  But we're still playing.

Kookastar:  You had too many people anyway.  Hugs and kisses everyone!

RedSoxFan:  You know what?  I can't believe you two ruined the game like this.  Just leave.  I'm kicking you out.

Trogdor:  Doesn't matter.  We rule!

William:  That's right.  I've got some music to go work on, a new song in fact.  I'm gonna call it Guitarguy and the Six Pack of Cry My Eyes Out.

Pandora:  Come on, you guys.  

Trogdor:  Let's go Will.

Consis:  I've got my girls to get home to.  My character's dead anyway.  Thanks for having me.

[Exit Trogdor, William, Kookastar, Guitarguy, Russ, Tnt_Addict, Iris, Kookastar, and Consis]

[Outside]

Russ:  Hey, is someone coming up?

Guitarguy:  I think so.  Who is it?  

Russ:  Dunno.  Hello?

Baklava:  Hi.  I just got the text message about the game.  There's someone I wanted to see.

Russ:  Hi Tovaritsch.  Game's practically over, but there's people left inside.  Who're you looking for?

Baklava:  The Gootch.  Is he inside?

Guitarguy:  Yeah he is.  What's up?

Baklava:  That's between me and him.  Goodnight you two.

[Baklava enters]

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posted March 12, 2008 03:33 PM

I almost forgot about this story!
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posted March 12, 2008 03:45 PM

 I had no ass beating scene, hook me up!! Great story...Except I would never use my ASSets to win at pool. You know better than that.
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posted March 12, 2008 04:02 PM

Quote:

Binabik:  Me?  Oh no.  Last console I played was Pong.  Went through three tvs I did.



heh.

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posted March 12, 2008 04:13 PM

1 ball & 2-8 ball counter to the 9 ball in the side pocket combo is a nice specialty!
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posted March 15, 2008 08:06 AM

*bump*  And the story continues.
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