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pandora
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posted November 23, 2006 09:02 PM
Edited by pandora at 21:06, 23 Nov 2006.

The Future.

The year is 2036.

Thankfully, back in 2009 when Valeriy noticed his first grey hair he invented the Anti-Aging device that is now fashioned into every mod sword providing its gifts to all who wield them. He's very clever that way, now he knows that we will serve him faithfully forever - I know I for one am terrified to see what I'd look like if I ever put down the sword. (yes yes, I'm vain I know!)

In my time I've seen a lot of things, in 2020 Bush's daughters announced their plans to run for office. It set off such a massive worldwide case of the giggles that no one knew why they had ever fought before. All weapons were laid down, and we were finally ushered into a Golden era of peace... who knew that a Bush would actually be the cause of that?

Ahh, but lets not speak of World events just now - I'm sure you're all wondering "What of Heroes Community?" In many ways its much the same, as soon as I'm done this I must go stop Aculias from fighting with some new member. Silly fight too, the new guy says that Soylent Green is people, and Aculias says it's not. (to clarify: its people!! it's PEOPLE!!!!!). Trogdor set ablaze many of our forums, but luckily MightyMage was able to save the day and put out all the fires with Tomato Soup from the mod-squad... to this day Shadowcaster and I are certain that MightMage paid off Trogdor to start the fires; just to be rid of the soup - but either way, who cares? The fires were fun, and the roasted marshmallows were sooooo yummy!

I'll leave you for now - there is a new disruption I must attend to, someone feels that the Red Stars are not fair, and that we mods favor certain members (see? I told you, not much had changed at all)

I hope some of you feel the urge to join us and share your memories of "the good old days" - but don't forget to wear your sunglasses - its true what they said, The Future's so bright, you gotta wear shades

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Binabik
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posted November 23, 2006 10:27 PM bonus applied.
Edited by Binabik at 02:49, 24 Nov 2006.

The Future.

The year is 2036.


Well, I'm 80 years old now and I STILL don't need Viagra.

The HC class of 2001 is still deciding if the class of 2003 are noobs.

HC members are evenly split about whether Heroes 27 or Heroes 3 is the best in the series.

A noob just posted in the Library that Solmyr is the best. Xarfax impatiently explains that it's not true. When the noob doesn't listen, Xarfax gets pissed and deletes 30 years of posts.

There is debate in the Tribunal about creating a Platinum star for 100 thousand posts because people are tired of scrolling to the side to view all of Woock's yellow stars.

Due to his success in advertising, Val has recently bought Microsoft for an undisclosed amount. Lith thinks he's nuts because Linux is so much better.

William promises that he really really really has changed this time and asks if anyone has noticed. Aculias tells him to just be himself and quit trying to get other people's approval.

Consis is trying to explain to Gootch that he really does like bulldogs after all. The Gootch dosn't care.

(there are whispers in private about whether Gootch DOES need Viagra, but nobody would dare say it aloud)

Kooka announces that she now knows 24648135 different positions. The new 15 year old guys are trying to imagine that many. (after all, there's only the left hand and the right hand, that only adds up to 2)



to be continued.....

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posted November 23, 2006 10:55 PM
Edited by russ at 23:14, 23 Nov 2006.

The year is 2036.

After being discharged from the army and serving 3 separate jail terms for violating restraining orders that he received after stalking LadyGuinevere, Antipaladin aka Boris finally decided to get a hold of himself. He now tries to make money by writing erotic novels about Huckelberry. Although, his first novels were quite unsuccessful due to the fact that noone could understand them, the entire HC community wishes him the best in pursuing his new career.

Tixy (formerly known as Dragon_Slayer) and Aculias have been happily married for 20 years. Due to advances in medicine, Tixy was able to give birth to 3 beautiful children with long dark eyelashes. All of them are now active members of the HC.

After MightyMage finished going through negroplasty (i.e. a plastic surgery that replaced his pink skin with black skin, curled his hair and enlarged his... lips, followed by a neurosurgery that allowed him to be able to dance), he was shocked to realize that the love of his life, Iris, has by that time found herself a husband (TNT_Addict). However, their marriage did not last very long because TNT kept on cheating on Iris with IRISCANNOTPOST. Iris now has her aim set at the new UFC/Muay Thai champion (Russ). Things are going well for them because they both play chess and that is definitely a prerequisite for a happy marriage

After poligamy was finally allowed worldwide, Kooka, Pandora, their husbands and 15 other people have officially registered their marriage and are now living as a one big happy family on Fiji islands.

Trogdor have not been seen on HC ever since his love for used farm tractors got him into farming. He is rumored to spend most of his free time drinking room temperature beer.

Xarfax has opened a chain of stores called "Pan's Underwear". This enterprise was so successful in his homeland that he started expanding his operations worldwide.

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Binabik
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posted November 24, 2006 02:53 AM
Edited by Binabik at 03:34, 24 Nov 2006.

The Future.

The year is 2036.



Amazingly over 200,000 copies of the book by co-authors Aculias and Antipalidan have sold. The title is "weebstars nu wirld dikshuneery". Anyone who is the least bit cool now speaks Aculidan.

Rychenroller is already tired of Heroes 27 and is waiting for heroes 28 to come out. He swears if H28 isn't better he will quit playing the game.

Kooka announces 9 more positions have been discovered and tested in the last 4 hours. (and 15 year old guys are now counting their fingers wondering if different combinations of fingers qualify as unique positions)

Wolfman makes a surprise appearance to explain why the US should not set a deadline for getting out of Iraq.

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Trogdor
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posted November 24, 2006 06:30 AM

The year is 2036

I am you, 30 years from now.
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Consis
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posted November 24, 2006 06:52 AM
Edited by Consis at 07:21, 24 Nov 2006.

In The Year 2036 . . .

I'll be 61 years of age.

~ Svarog hooks up with his old HC groupie, the mutli-theistic "Khaelo-of-blue-genies-for-halloweenies". Svarog takes a trip to the U.S. and discovers his adversary is worth sleeping with. So he does. Khaelo then writes a diary about her experience in a tell-all documentary diary entitled, "Bosnian Zebra Love". Soon afterwards, she sends out an email to all her published diary fans. The letter reads: "This diary could be recalled for any reason". Consis writes her a grand awarding sincere letter of congratulations on her stunning achievement in literary work. The diary is recalled and notices are sent out to all merchants, "this book is void of purchase". Peacemaker Calls Consis at his home. She tells him it wasn't his fault.

~ Binabik finally tells Consis that his name really is capitalized and that poor Consis should have visited the ancient "Chill Out" thread. Shortly afterwards, Binabik and Consis finally create a thread that becomes successful and isn't dead in the first couple of weeks it was created.

~ Shadowcaster becomes the next R.A. Salvatore sensation. He remembers all his fans back at HC and writes them a wonderful letter of fond memories and good times.

~ RedSoxFan3 has been completely negligent in his real life for the past 30 years. His engineering skills went south but his Heroes Community status went through the roof.

~ Shortly after Valeriy left Heroes Community in 2023, he handed down the torch of magery to ThE_HyDrA. But Lich_King thought he deserved it more than anyone and became very bitter. ThE_HyDrA is then electronically assassinated via super-virus sent from an unknown location somewhere in Lithuania. After Lich_King usurps his mage scepter, RedSoxfan3 begins a massive protest campaign and garners support from community members in every forum to smite the benevolent dictator. A terrible HC civil war ensues with verbal attacks coming from once-long friends. RedSoxFan3 eventually achieves victory but at a terrbile price: Consis has somehow wriggled his slimy way into a position of authority. Consis gains HC tenure in 2030 and RedsoxFan3 calls in the help of an old friend to put an end to final divisive Warlording Moderator of all time. bort returns but not without help . . . he brings with him his old buddies from the axis of evil, Sir_Stiven, and The_Gootch. Oldtimer returns simply for spite. He is quoted as saying, "The enemy of my enemy is a friend indeed". Together they give chase. They hunt down the mini moderator emperor and exile him to an island in oblivion called void. But Consis returns after a short chat with Pandora who still believes he is not an evil person. He returns and rebuilds his posting army to even larger extents. But by this time the winds of change had blown. The_Gootch lost his seat on the axis and Lich_King returned with a promise to start from the bottom as long as he be let back into the community. Realizing the opportunity, ReSoxFan3 seizes the day and forms a new alliance with him while banishing Sir_Stiven once again. The two form an unstoppable duo and Consis is forever thwarted at the battle of Volcanic Wasteland. The victory was brilliantly won by the opposition spamming three new threads detailing a bleeding Modsquad headquarters. Information was spilling out and being divulged to members at an alarming rate. But the new Mage of the Land had forseen this tactic and so he and his allies pre-empted false threads and descriptions of secret plans that Consis had supposedly placed there prior to his coup attempt. As the information bled from the Modsquad Headquarters into random forums . . . so too did deliberately falsified pre-empted Consis threads spill into the open for all to read. Once the truth had come out that Consis had been been planning a hostile takeover of HC for years and years the tide could not be turned. The fans and Consis supporters went into a rage and garbled his avatar beyond all recognition (G.B.A.R.) forever. He was no more. Heroes Community comes out stronger than ever in 2034 and peace blankets the land as RedSoxFan3 is officially crowned "Mage of the Land" once and for all. And the next golden age of Heroes of Might & Magic gaming is born. The cycle is finally broken and the fans bring out a high resolution high definition gaming masterpiece that praises the genius of Heroes III. Two years later, when everything has calmed down and more guests show up to view what's in the Modsquad Headquarters, more and more members laugh and joke and rejoice in happiness. Stories are told of the great historic battles of the terrible Heroes Community civil war. Songs are sung and ales are cracked, and an old man sits at his Personal computer re-living the days when he had felt true power at his fingertips even if it was only for the duration of the blink of an eye.

~ And they all lived happily ever after . . . The End
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Lith-Maethor
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posted November 24, 2006 07:23 AM

The year is 2036

Twenty five years since i took the fall and i still don't get what's so important about marriage... sure the tax cut is fun, but its just too much fuss... and people now have no limit as to how many they can marry... nope, not for me... not as if i need it anyway, nothing stops me from having fun with the ladies... still, i was there when pandora and kooka decided to go through it... man what a party... who knew they were that flexible...

In 2020 during the Bush Giggle Fit, i finally managed to get my abs back in shape... i guess playing HeroesVR all day took its toll on my physique... well, maybe not all day, pandora was nice enough to get me off my butt every now and then for coffee... the brand new mutated frappe with 257% more caffeine

In 2025 i finally got my wish and bought myself a pet penguin... i named it Vincent, call it V for short... i am starting to get worried though... yesterday it asked for a guy fawks mask... i guess too much television can fry even penguin brains... have to admit though... V is one hell of a programmer... Linus himself considered stepping down to let V take over the kerner...

Ten years since MightyMage became black and he STILL turns when someone plays the old classic "White and Nerdy" old habbits die hard i guess... same goes for my inability to learn Acuilidan... thirty five attempts and i still mess the words up the wrong way... i am truly beyond hope i guess...

Last year, i almost died laughing, when Valeriy bought MicroSoft... you'd guess he would have heard the news by now, MicroSoft was no more, he got sucked in a clever pyramid scheme... after all, RMS - the real one, not the one of HC - had bought and disbanded MicroSoft back in 2016... oh well, at least the shares Val got make a fine wallpaper for the ModHQ... to help the mighty fourdimensional turban save face, i still rant on about linux being better...

Losing the bet to The Gootch means i now have to track down every single sci-fi series for him... who could imagine Trogdor would indeed set the whole place ablaze with those firecrackers i let slip his way accidentally... oh well, i guess now we know better... never leave a reborn farmer near firecrackers again...

By now, i have been a mod on and off so many times, my hair has more stripes than a zebra, at least my goatee only has a single white stripe in the middle. I still don't look a day over 28... all in all, the Anti-Aging formula is working nicely...and my new shades rock... i still can't remember when i bought them though... must be getting senile
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pandora
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posted November 24, 2006 06:16 PM
Edited by pandora at 18:23, 24 Nov 2006.

The year is 2038

The twitching in my right eye had become nearly unbearable by 2037. Over frappes with Lith it was decided that my torment wouldn't end until I set things right.

Armed with my mod sword and mod shield I set out to the mountains alone and began my climb. After days of roasting under the sun, and long nights of pitch darkness save for the mercy of the moon and my own bluish glow I found him. Sitting at the very peak of the mountain in Lotus position was Valeriy. What a sight he was, dressed in white robes, with long white hair that flowed down his back and a snowy beard to match.

I poured out to him all the tales of what had happened. RSF in power! I had to ...listen... to HIM!! The sacred truths of the squad were leaking and seeping throughout all of the lands, and the members were laughing! 30678 members had been BANNED! I was in tears as I begged and pleaded for his return, and finally after a long wait he spoke.

"Eh??" he shrieked.

I was startled, I jumped backwards - nearly losing my footing and falling from the mountain's peak - luckily though, an Elf is not so quick to stumble. It occurred to me immediately that without his Staff Valeriy had been aging, and maybe some other magics had been set upon him.

I wrapped my arms around him and teleported us both back to ModSquad HQ. At least I tried to do that. as soon as we hit the barrier Valeriy plummeted to the ground and it didn't occur to me that without his staff of course the great invisible wall would not allow him passage.

"Liiiith!!" I called, "I need your help"

I knew that of course Lith would be able to help me, and quickly he set up a plan to get the staff back. He tied a simple potato around V's neck and set him waddling towards RSF. From his throne Rsf gasped

"Pu-Pu-Potato??!" he dropped his staff and rushed towards it - planning finally to fulfil his resolution.

In a flash Lith had the staff and was outside with Valeriy. I rubbed my eyes to try to see what had taken place, after all these years I still had no clue how Lith moved like that, but I liked it.

I looked up and saw Valeriy enter, finally wielding his staff again. With a sigh of relief i welcomed him back, unable to stop looking at his eyes. He'd been a pretty smart cookie before, but now the wisdom that shone through was immense... what did he learn while he was up on that mountain?

I reached up and touched my right eye, and realized that the twitching had finally stopped. Lith had appeared beside me with a tall frappe (how did he do that??) I smiled, knowing finally all was well.

Rychenroller is very unhappy that all of his chooks turned into Emus and they kicked his... uhm... something down.

The ToHers are still arguing over Hit and Run, and Ithinkthis arguementwasoverwhenihadmynineteenthtriplebypasssurgeryschaff is really starting to get mad that people won't just go back to playing Heroes 3.

Some members tried to resurrect Tosser's Tavern, but named it Wanker's Tavern - I had to close it after 2 hours, I'm not even going to tell you how completely vile that was.

Hmm, anyways - on my trek to the mountain I did not quite achieve enlightenment, but I did think up 47 new positions that need some testing, Kooka darlin' where are you and our men?




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Consis
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posted November 24, 2006 07:03 PM bonus applied.
Edited by Consis at 19:10, 24 Nov 2006.

LoL!

In the year 2036 . . .

~ Mvassilev's "Let's Have Fire" thread finally exceeds the popularity of the ancient "Let's Have War" thread created by RedSoxFan3. Deimos mysteriously resurfaces and a cute little gnome illusionist crawls out from under a tree.

~ Lord_Woock has immigrated to the U.S.A. and now has a consulting firm law practice that specializes in bridging the culture gap within eastern european American communities.

~ The_Real_Deal has a new avatar. After Valeriy left (just before the overthrow of ThE_HyDrA), The_Real_Deal made a full-body sized 3-d avatar of the elven bloodmage that was once his old portrait. The new avatar is totally cool and was made with laser technology. No matter where you stand, it always seems to be looking directly at you. Oh and Richard Simmons has cut a private business deal with The_Real_Deal to exercise the members of the ancient KIZZ band back into shape for their last world tour.

~ Peacemaker went retro after the HC civil war. She decided that the only true source for peace was within herself. She went mad and adorned ancient native american attire/headdress. Her new sif reads, "We smokem good peacepipe". Oh and she is now the leader a growing antinationalist movement within America called the "Stone Twig & Root" (S.T.R.) movement.

~ Wolfman ends up on trial in a resurrected Abu Graihb. (What?)

~ PrivateHudson finally commits suicide after discovering Aculias finally reaches his goal of 10,000 times for calling him "Hudson's Privates" in a post.

~ Aculias apologizes for sending Consis a cake while in HC oblivion prison. It had a vorpal prismatic file hidden beneath the icing. Consis almost escaped in 2037.

~ Pandora's children have grown and left the house hold long ago but she still cares for her one child. Together they sit and read golden oldy threads from TheUltimateMale. It brings joy to their lives and peace to their hearts.

~ Valeriy learns the spell: Polymorph Self

~ A royal bloodline is complete and the offspring of two ancient deities visits Heroes Community for the first time. Hexa & Romana's child . . . The king has returned.

~ MightyMage !~(**P-OWNS**)~! Dragonslayer once and for all. (They were both brilliant field commanders for each side in the HC civil war) The final duel occured at 3:26pm July 17th, 2038 in a private thread located deep within the guarded confines of Modsquad Headquarters.

~ Vlaad becomes the Heroes Community 'oldtimer'. His comics have generated loads of profit. Most of the proceeds are donated to Heroes Community. The entire community waits until after Consis is sentenced to eternity in prison to implement a massive new smiley library for all the members to enjoy. (except for Consis)

~ Some People still talk about Cat

~ Ruby has written and published the only book ever written about the HC civil war. She becomes famous and moves to a house in Norway atop a grassy hill with a beautiful overlook of a crystal lake.

~ Asmodean returns with an ethereal ghostly transparent avatar and starts a new thread entitled, "Gaydar -- You Knew It -- We Brew It".

~ Vesuvius pays a lot of money to get the sex-change operation he always wanted. His wife turns him into her latest FemFatale-Jedi apprentice. WAX ON! WAX OFF! KEEYAAAH!

~ Daddy decides it is time to post another picture of his face for everyone to see.

~ hamsi128 ascends to become high lord of the Tavern, forever enshrining his name in the great tossing hall of fame. People love him and friends always greet him with warmth and kindness. His avatar is placed above the HC mantle located in the Modsquad Headquarters "Hearth" thread.

~ KittenAngel - (a.k.a.) - Cheshirecat moves to Keywest Florida. LoL
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Trogdor
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posted November 25, 2006 05:52 AM

Consis, according to your theories, william and I will be mentioned somewhere. There must be some kind of incident involving any of us (or both). We could be sent into the gutter with the Kool-Aid Man and chances are we'll beat KAM up for reminding me of a known HA spammer.
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posted November 25, 2006 01:15 PM

The year is 2036

I'm playing in HOMM25, with the teletabies race.

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posted November 25, 2006 07:15 PM

The year is 2040

I feed on any remaining souls. Next target: Heroes community members. Beware of the Death, Necro wins!

...and I'm still playing HOMM5 alone, since I devoured all souls, in my dark pits.. old-fashioned way, old-fashioned graphics.. but same gameplay
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posted November 25, 2006 08:59 PM bonus applied.
Edited by kookastar at 04:25, 26 Nov 2006.

The Future.

The year is 2036.
Screensave {quality not very good through time...}

Val and Fog

After 33 threads from Dimis, FriendofGunnar finally finishes his OS while only sacrificing an hours sleep each night from 2008-2028.  Unfortunately he doesn’t have the financial backing to market it, and it is not until Val buys Microsoft that the world embraces it.  {After fog loses it to him in a game of H3. FoG is livid that he listened to Xarfax and allowed Val to choose Solymr as his hero}.  Microsoft is rejuvenated and half the HC members move to Seattle to work in the refitted headquarters, they still suppress laughter as Val addresses them in his Tai Chi get up and a bright red turban.  

Val still spends an hour a day sifting through HC other deleting pics of FoG’s nipples which have now grown saggy with age, but most of his time is spent in offline, teaching his own form of meditation to people throughout the world.  He uses a pseudonym and travels under the pretext of Microsoft business.  It is estimated that 5% of the US population believe he is a direct descendent of the almighty {namus}, and three distinct religions have been designed around his teachings.

FoG is currently making a living by selling sketches, paintings, battle marches, sculpture, cover songs, piano music, and modern artwork.  He has 192 best selling novels. His fortune however, was made through Ginger Beer sales.  The addition of his secret ingredient {Rooibos} to his already tasty ginger, created an anecdote to the most hellish of days and its popularity spread throughout the world.  In 2035 he won a Nobel Peace Prize for the mellowing affect of the brew.

He still comes to HC each day, and is still resolved to being more entertaining. Leggie comes back each year to try to entice him into changing his avi.

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posted January 14, 2007 11:48 AM

The year is 2036, and much has changed at Heroes Community.

Heroes Community now has over 2 million posts, and over 20,000 members.

Valeriy, after been extremely busy with work for the last 20 years, decided to quit from being the Admin of Heroes Community, and he left the Admin job up for grabs.

None of the Moderator's cared that much except for 2.

William and Mightymage.

After Mightymage somehow managed to beat William, Mightymage demodded William to a normal member.

William, at that time before he became a Moderator, had 24 QPs, but since Mightymage demodded him, William got no QPs for his hard work, thus not being able to reach the next QP rank at 25 red stars.

Kookastar, shortly after HC was fixed in the year 2032, became a moderator, and she moderated Tavern, VW, and Turban Tribunal.

After the release of Heroes of Might and Magic 23, HC overloaded and then was shut down, that was shortly before Kooka became a Moderator.

Trogdor, after continously breaking the CoC, had gotten from -4 QP to -8, and was not able to post again because of some new options Valeriy installed, resulting in automatic post disabling at -8 QP.

Trogdor had become an Undefeatable Hero, overtaking Lord_Woock, who left in the year 2010.

William, was the highest poster of HC, with over 13,475 posts, and he had overtaken Lord_Woock in the year 2011, shortly after Lord_Woock left HC forever.

Aculias also left, as he made his own Forum and decided not to come to HC anymore.

He had lost a couple of QP's, as a result of trying to Hack HC, and trying to take over.

Guitarguy in 2019 became a legend among music and left HC forever after that, as he became a Billionair.

Lith, in the year 2029, multitasked too much and his computer failed and shut off permanently, and he has never been seen since.

Consis is still a happy member here, especially being the one who owns the most QPs, a total of 184 QPs.

RSF left HC in the year 2016.




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posted January 14, 2007 12:56 PM
Edited by VokialBG at 13:05, 14 Jan 2007.

The year is 2040

After the dead of JVC the forum is in black colour

Knight Diugal is now moderator with -36 QP. All topics in Heroes 31 - Altar of Wishes are deleted, but you can see the first post:

"Deleted, then my Settlemens is better and stronger" - KD

The topics with more than 200 000 post are now blocked, some of them are with more than 4000 QP red stars:



You can see 40 years old post, the new guys are thinking:

"LoL this guy ought to be dead"

In the new Heroes 31 are some cool artifacts, with names of HC members, like:

Val's magical sceptre
Alc's critical books of knowledge
GLord's lamb
Red head of Ted
VokialBG's cloak
Kooka's magical cocoanut's
Wook's wild cat
Sword of Diodelian knight summoner - allow to summon archers (KD is now Heroes produser too)

In "The Fiture" we speak about 2100, and for "HC veterans meeting" in India (don't know why in India, KD's idea).

If you want, you can buy the new Val's book:


"Memoirs of the HC Admin"

Or the old one:

"History of HC"



Over 1000 pages

To be continued...
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posted January 14, 2007 01:35 PM

year 2009, 3rd expansion is due for release, then crise, nival/ubisoft go bankrupt, Heroes universe ends on a cliff hanger, and for some reason the Settlement was in the second expansion
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bixie


Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
posted January 14, 2007 02:40 PM

year 2036

for some reason, the government have put taxes on certian websites, including the Heroes community. however, due to the collapse of the dollar, euro, pound (any world currency) we are now going back to trading with leaves, so we can afford it.

KD and i are still in a rivallry, however he has been made and unscrupilous mod, whilst i have been content with being a simple undefeated hero.

heroes 5 is now a classic, and everyone is waiting for heroes 10. as genielord got into ubi and i managed to get work at lion head, (due to nivals collapse, ubi has had to find other patners, lion head was the one chosen) we managed to get says on what factions get made. heroes 10 includes minitowns, create-a-spell, random maps, and all soughts of new features, thought up on this forum.

not much has change in the community, apart from a few new faces.

ontop of that, we are all too fat to walk and hover around on floating beds, with robots to attend to our every need.
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mvassilev
mvassilev


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted August 16, 2007 04:42 PM

The year is 2036

After a long and hard stuggle, I manage to recieve 1 QP for my starting "Let's Have Fire". Unfortunately, the other members say that I am overpowered, and complain to the mods, and I get a -QP and am thrown out of my own RP. My QPs are 0 again.

The Other Side is in a state of chaos: the longest threads there are "I gave up on believing in Namus", and "The Works of L. Ron Hubbard". Most people say that these threads should be deleted.

The H25 forum is active, the longest thread being "H25 Settlement announced!" It is, however, full of chit-chat.


H25 is nothing but H3 in 10-D!
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Lord_of_Chaos
Lord_of_Chaos


Known Hero
Chaotic Entity
posted August 16, 2007 08:10 PM

Year 2036

Since the VW has been sent into chaos I step in and take over. It only seems right that I take the job .

Val is gone, and has been for a long long time, and with out him, KD has come back and has slowly been gaining power. He now has thousands or even millions of robotic minions spamming up HC.

Alc has become the worlds most renowned zombie exterminator. He wears an outfit exactly like the one of the beta inquisitor, carries around a huge hammer and somehow has a halo floating over his head...no one can explain it.

McDonalds, Apple and Walmart have combined together to create one super evil company that tries to spread its darkness to every corner of the world.

There is currently a HMM27, but there have been rumors that in HMM28 there will be the settlement. HC goes into mass panic.
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Xarfax111
Xarfax111


Bad-mannered
Supreme Hero
The last hero standing
posted August 17, 2007 12:01 AM

Quote:
A noob just posted in the Library that Solmyr is the best. Xarfax impatiently explains that it's not true. When the noob doesn't listen, Xarfax gets pissed and deletes 30 years of posts.


...lool so true... i still will be pissed...looool
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