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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 17, 2006 06:22 AM |
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Battle of HC - Members vs Mods
March 4th, 2006.
Dear Diary,
It was a sunny afternoon, while we were stuck on the beach, with a fort overlooking us from infront.
We didn't know how to get in, and we also didn't know what to do.
I got our team together and made a speech, it was:
"Dear fellow members, the battle has not been lost, we still can win this.
They have their mod sticks, yes, but they don't have what we have, and that is courage and wisdom.
Sure the Moderators might be sitting up there laughing at us, but atleast we have the courage to come out here and challenge them.
We might lose this, but who cares, atleast we will walk home and say to our grandchildren, hey son when i was your age, i went to war, and i went there with courage and I didn't back down.
If you back out of this now, you will be known as a failure, now will we fight or WILL WE FIGHT!!!"
My men cheered and we started running forward, carrying our spam guns with us.
We started hearing the sound of Anti-Spam missiles being headed towards us, and we quickly ducked down as they flew straight for us, and sunk our boat which carried alot of food for us.
"****" I screamed, but all was not lost.
We continued carrying up the wet, sandy hills towards the Mod Fort.
We got there, hopefully not being seen, and then placed some spam mines on the Fort's base.
We waited and then ran as it exploded, sending the Fort crushing down.
And then we heard it.
The screams of the Mod's being sent to their death, I closed my eyes as the screams got louder and louder and then suddenly stopped.
We stood up and went to the ruins, and that is when we last remembered what happened, something happened that day which we cannot remember.
All I hope now, is that there are no more mods out there, and that we can rally our troops together in order to fight them if there are anymore to come.
I just hope that there wont be anymore mods, that will be a hard fight.
William.
Now this is just a fun game, where us members can vs the mods making a massive battle via the posts.
Let;s see who wins in:
MEMBERS VS MODS
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted December 17, 2006 07:24 AM |
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*to the rest of the team*
I don't trust William, he's always talking about wanting to be one of the mods. I bet right when we're about to finish off the mods he'll sell us out for access to the modclub. I say we feed him to the sharks. What do you guys think?
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 17, 2006 07:25 AM |
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I was walking down the corridor of our base, and I heard whispers as I walked past some of the troops.
I was eneasy about this whole thing, as I did not know what was going on, but I had had enough and I turned around and asked:
"why do you keep whispering behind my back"
I waited for a reply....
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted December 17, 2006 08:04 AM |
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*waves his mod "stick"*
You know how you should censor words. Just remain mindful of that.
*runs off into the distance, laughing maniacally*
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>_>
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted December 17, 2006 08:06 AM |
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Uh oh.
I sense Shadowman is going to give bad beats to players all in the table.
I sense this when he acts hysterical 
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Dreaming of a Better World
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 17, 2006 08:07 AM |
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"DAMNITTTTT" I shouted, as now I cannot swear.
Those damn **** mods, they disabled the use of swearing, this is **** I said to my troops.
"Hey captain, I can still swear, see, ****"
"No, you can't, noone can, with their mod powers we cannot swear, but we have spam at our side, and we must take their mod sticks so they cannot swear"
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted December 17, 2006 08:17 AM |
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"We were just checking our ammunition and supplies sir
Where to now, Captain?"
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 17, 2006 08:18 AM |
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We had to Island City, where we can then come in contact with my good friend, Trogdor, who is an undercover agent and long time Mod hater.
We then take him with us,and attempt to seek out the remaining mods, if there are any, but we know one of them is alive, Shadowcaster
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted December 17, 2006 08:52 AM |
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Edited by Trogdor at 08:56, 17 Dec 2006.
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It was going to be a long night indeed. It was at that state of near collapse when the half-full can of Mopepsi fell out of my hand. It was then when I finally realise what I had to do as of this moment, to seek justice wherever it could be found, if it could be found at all, even though I was very sure that it could be found. I had to admit though, looking for my sword (that cool-looking blue one as different to the golden sword Will possesses) took longer than I had expected, but I looked behind a cupboard and there it was, MY NEWLY SHARPENED SWORD!
However, the writing was already on the wall, and it wrote:
Ham Sandwich? Just what in the name of Mog is a Ham Sandwich?
It seemed that the ham sandwich was full of poison and Jager Bombs, which also explains why the ham sandwich smelled like children's cough medicine, whose empty bottles broke over my head and the glass rebounded onto the wall for some reason. Was that a cue that Jackass could again be a TV show? Who knows these things?
Anyways, I had forgotten my mission, and it was the room temperature beer that made me remember it, but I have already typed it in the first paragraph. Who said learning again can't be fun? I was feeling a little energetic, I decided to dance to the sounds of robots playing eerie looking keyboards. They played all night long.......
Afterwards I fell asleep, but I soon woke up to screaming. It must have been wolves, but as I was about to find out, it was something more sinister, and more creepy.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 17, 2006 08:56 AM |
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"WE MUST GET TO TROGDOR, HE KNOWS HOW WE CAN DEFEAT THE MODS, ONLY HE KNOWS, YOU GOT THAT YOU LOWLIFE SCUM!!!" I shouted to my troops over the rain which was falling very heavy.
"LETS GO MEN" I said.
We trudged through thick mud, at the fron we had troops carrying just backpacks with supplies, at the back we had troops carrying the spamzooka, and the spamgun a modified version of the machine gun but it shoots spam and it only affects moderators.
The Dawn of the new day was approaching and the rain was starting to cease, but how far could we walk without taking a rest.... only mog knows, but we had to reach Trogdor before the mods did, and if they reached him first, then we had little hope left in this battle.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted December 17, 2006 09:02 AM |
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Edited by Trogdor at 09:16, 17 Dec 2006.
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Just as I suspected, the evil Shadowcaster had invaded with his evil army. I had to destroy him before it was too late, yet for some reason my sword had broken into millions of tiny little shards. I had no time to fix the sword, so I had to use whatever items I had at hand. The faulty spoamzooka of his worked in my favour, leaving Shadowcaster in an immense pile of ashes.
Just as I was about to celebrate, some tossers creeped up behind me and I was captured by masked shogun men. I was then taken to a dark room inside the Mod Fort that seemed inescapable. If only I could find a way out.........
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 17, 2006 09:16 AM |
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"look, this might take time because we are carrying alot of things, but we can do this, how about we shift over some of our things to the people that have not carried the guns?" I said to my troops.
We swaped some weapons and gear around, and we once again continued our trek to Island City, in search of Trogdor.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted December 17, 2006 11:12 AM |
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Ahhhhhhh, the Modsquad. A place of peace. A place of harmony. But most important, member free. Here the Mods could discuss important matters such as flavors of soup, the ammount of sprinkles on donuts, and of course which members would not be receiving QP's today. We enter the Mod Squad conference room which is huge in size. In the middle stands a heavy dark oak table made with only the finest imported wood and sheeted with golden designs. Across from the large double doors of the room is a wall made entirely of glass. But this is no wall. It is actually a one way window. Mods can see out but members cannot see in. To the right of the doors is the east wall of the conference room. Affixed to this wall is a massive dry erase board containing information from yesterday's meeting with Valera, the administrator of Heroes Community.
As usual, Mighty Mage was there early in order to stake out the best donuts before everyone else had a chance. All of a sudden Shadwcastor burst in through the doors
"Mighty Mage I...HEY, you're the one who's been stealing all the good donuts? That's it. No soup for you. Now what did I come running in here for? Oh yeah, listen to this. William has apparently rallied a bunch of members against the mods. I just went down and censored the little turds. Figured I would write it on the board there but it seems you guys already managed to mess it up so now it's your responsibility to let everyone else know...or not. I mean it's no big deal."
"Wow, come take a look out the window. What's got them so pissed off?
"Eh, hell if I know. The central computer picked up on their activity earlier and launched some SPAM repellent missiles. You'd think they would have cleared out by now."
"You'd think. Well, now that you're here you may as well grab some donuts before Hexa gets in. Once he eyes them..."
"Yeah. I'll grab one then I'm off to go sharpen my sword. Something tells me we'll have to be using them to cut through all that SPAM their hurling. If you go out be sure to have your shield out."
Thanks Shadow. Catch ya later.
Mighty Mage continues to enjoy his delicious treats all the while laughing at the efforts being put out from down below.
Note to self-get pies to throw out of window. Should be fun.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 17, 2006 11:32 AM |
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"come on men we are nearly there" I said to my troops.
We entered Island City, and it was unusually quiet, I do not know what had happened, but then suddenly some of my troops were getting extremely sppoked out about something, I have no idea what it is but they need to calm down, so I got a spamgun, and hit the troops over the head.
"LISTEN UP MEN, getting spooked about this town is nothing, when you see those mods and what they do to us people down in their attic, you will never have wanted to live.
They tortue you until you spit out the QP's, and then they shove these other types of Red star's down your throat, and then you become badder and meaner, they use us for experiments.
I was once a prisoner there, but I escaped, and that horrifying day when we blew up their old Fort, that was a day that we, members, had a hope of winning this war.
You must NOT let your guard down at any time, or you will be caught and you will be toruted until you are banned and wiped out from this world.
NOW WHOS WITH ME!!!" I shouted.
"ME", "I AM", "I AM WITH YOU" the troops all said, and we started marching inside the city, looking for any sign of Trogdor.
This was weird, as Trogdor was supposed to be meeting us here, what has kept him here for so long I wondered.
I started thinking and thinking, various thoughts came to my head, and then I realized.
MODS HAVE TAKEN TROGDOR!!!
"MEN SPREAD OUT IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS, KEEP YOUR SPAMZOOKAS AND SPAMGUNS READY, THERE IS A MOD ON THE LOOSE" I shouted.
"GO, GO, GO GO GO" I shouted again, and everyone started moving in opposite directions.
"yo, dom, and tom, you stay with me, I might need support" I said to dom and tom, and I got my extra support.
Now to hunt this Mod out, and kill it.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted December 17, 2006 09:23 PM |
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Edited by pandora at 21:24, 17 Dec 2006.
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I sipped my coffee from my spot atop the Coffee Shoppe, watching the silliness unfold. My brows furrowed, feeling deeply concerned that the one called "William" was so set on killing Moderators.... Death is so final, so ugly...What sort would wish anyone dead? Even the foulest of spammers have the right to breath in the fresh air and feel the sunlight on their faces. *sigh* Sad business this, I had believed that he was coming around.
I slid down from the rooftop, my robes billowing around me as I made my descent, I silently darted into the main room to return my cup - raising my finger to my lips to let all the patrons know to keep quiet about my presence.
I went out the back way, darting in and out of shadows - moving so quickly my feet barely touched the ground. In a flash I had returned to the squad, where MightyMage as usual was chowing down on donuts.
"Have you seen what's happening out there??" I asked as I walked in.
"Should we take Mass action - or should we just finally put an end to Trogdor and William?"
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted December 18, 2006 12:33 PM |
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Quote:
*waves his mod "stick"*
You know how you should censor words. Just remain mindful of that.
*runs off into the distance, laughing maniacally*
spots him quickly,steals hes shades with a *yoink* sound
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types in obscure english
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Dj
Promising
Supreme Hero
Always loyal to HC
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posted December 29, 2006 09:22 PM |
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Far, far away in a magical town, I was sitting on my throne with a crystal ball on the table...I was trying to discover new lands for more resources when suddently the crystal ball blow up and a smoke get out from it. The smoke created kind of mirror...I was very curious...the mirror showed a group of members of Heroes Community...I thought that they need help from us (titans)agaist moderators so i sent a gargoyle with a letter.
William,
I might help you in the battle against moderators, they are kind of powerfull.Write a letter back to me.
Titan DJ.
After i sent the letter I went to the Mage Guild to try creating new spells....
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted December 30, 2006 06:12 AM |
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Still stuck in the dark room where I was placed, I had to sneak behind the guards to get the keys out of here. I had to punch their lights out, so I knocked them out cold. I searched their bodies for the door key, only to find that the door keys they were carrying were the wrong keys, so I'll just have to wait to be rescued.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 30, 2006 06:29 AM |
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"Look men, the one that can help us win this war, Trogdor, has been kidnapped, now get off your bums and let's search for him" I said to the 2 people following me.
I started walking when I heard a noise in an alleyway and quickly turned around to the direction of the noise.
I held my gun very tight, and started walking towards the noise.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Dj
Promising
Supreme Hero
Always loyal to HC
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posted December 30, 2006 10:58 AM |
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The new spell is ready (Shockwave - it's a lighting bolt-ice bolt combination and it takes double damage for electricity, water and fire creatures/elementals) and i decided to go to the Mage's Tower and take another crystal ball, but suddently i see something in the air...it was my Gargoyle and he was hurt...i callled my best mages to heal him...all he said was 'A.O.M.', then he died because he was very damaged, then i wondered: 'why they didn't sent to me back a letter?'.I asked the wisest men but no one could tell me what A.O.M means.It was time to go myself there.I took 5 titans and 20 mages with me and a book of spells for them.And so i started a new jurney 'mods vs members'...
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