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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Merry Christmas!
Thread: Merry Christmas!
bjorn190
bjorn190


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Jebus maker
posted December 24, 2006 08:48 PM

Merry Christmas!

Yaaay! christmas! Yay! Yay!

Meeerrryyyyyy Chriiiistmaaaaas!


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I am the hope of the universe... I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace... I am protector of the innocent... I am the light in the darkness... I am truth.

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william
william


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Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
posted December 24, 2006 09:03 PM

Well Christmas is tommorow for me, but Merry Christmas everyone
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make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted December 24, 2006 09:18 PM

Have a vewy mewwy one
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Yolk and God bless.
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VokialBG
VokialBG


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First in line
posted December 24, 2006 10:36 PM
Edited by VokialBG at 22:37, 24 Dec 2006.

Quote:
Have a vewy mewwy one


Where is the the cat, Woock Merry Christmas!





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Lord_Pc
Lord_Pc


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Famous Hero
Groin-Grabingly Clever
posted December 24, 2006 10:37 PM

merry christmas yall
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Da-da-dada-HEY-dada-da-da

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'

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MightyMage
MightyMage


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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
posted December 25, 2006 04:17 PM
Edited by MightyMage at 16:18, 25 Dec 2006.

Merry Christmas HC

Here's my present to you all.  A famous Christmas story twisted to suit the nutjobs that come here.
Enjoy

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through HC

Not a SPAMmer was posting, not even TNT;

The threads were posted in the forums with care,

In hopes that St. Valeriy soon would be there;

The members were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of red stars danced in their heads;

And RSF in his sox, and Pan in her MODhat,

Had just logged off for a much needed nap,

When there on the screen there arose such a clatter,

I clicked off from Heroes to see what was the matter.

I maximized the window and looked at the board,

Tore through the forums while holding my Mod Sword.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a shiny red turban, and a six pack of beer,

With a little old driver, so lively and swell,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Val.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Bob! now, Bob! now, Bob and Bob!

On, Bob! on Bob! on, Bob and Larry!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

So up to the forums the coursers they flew,

With the car full of stars, and St. Valeriy too.

As I clicked on my mouse, and was looking around,

Through the Tavern St. Valeriy came with a bound.

He was dressed all in red, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with SPAM and with soot;

A bundle of stars he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! His singing how…scary!

His cheeks were like milk, his nose kind of hairy!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the foam at his lips was as white as the snow;

The pole of a staff he held tight in his hand,

And the magic it encircled his head like a band;

He had a long face and a little beer belly,

That shook, when he sung like a bowlful of jelly.

He was long and tall, a right jolly old mage,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of his rage;

A wink of his eye and a twitch of his head,

Soon gave me to know I might have something to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And Spammed all the forums; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, through the Wastelands he rose;

He sprang to his car, to his team gave a yell,

And away they all drove like a bat out of hell.

But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,


"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-bite (of SPAM)."

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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
want to be!
- OhforfSake

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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted December 25, 2006 04:44 PM

Merry christmas yall
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Dreaming of a Better World

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted December 26, 2006 01:36 AM

Nice one MM.

Oh yeah! And Merry Christmas to all you weirdos.
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Go Red Sox!

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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted December 26, 2006 02:47 AM

Merry Merrry Jolly Jolly

Christmas
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uhuh

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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted December 26, 2006 04:21 AM
Edited by Geny at 04:22, 26 Dec 2006.

Quote:
Here's my present to you all.  A famous Christmas story twisted to suit the nutjobs that come here.


HEY! I wanted to be the first one to post a twisted Christmas thingy...
Oh well, I guess I'll just have to settle with being the best one

Merry Christmas all, enjoy the classical Jingle Bells Flow Now Spam song!

Walking in HC,
Everything's in snow.
What could better be
I don't really know.
All the members here
Know each other well,
And to everyone who's dear
There's something I must tell:
Flow now spam, flow now spam,
Flow now all the way!
Oh what fun it is to spam
On this snowy day.

Heroes of this land,
Marry Christmas all,
Pan and her green friend,
They will never fall.
TNT, TA,
Consis, FoG, Leo,
The infamous A and A,
For grammar is their foe.
Flow now spam, flow now spam,
Flow now all the way!
Oh what fun it is to spam
On this snowy day.

Woockie - lord of spam,
Shadowcaster too,
RSF, MM,
I'm so pleased to see you.
Iris, yellow Russ,
Trogdor and william,
I'm glad to see those two with us...
(At least the latter one).
Flow now spam, flow now spam,
Flow now all the way!
Oh what fun it is to spam
On this snowy day.

Last but never least,
Valeriy - the mage.
And Bob, who will be missed,
At least he isn't caged.
To all whom I forgot,
There's something I must say:
You can come and kiss my b***,
I like the song this way!
Flow now spam, flow now spam,
Flow now all the way!
Oh what fun it is to spam
On this snowy day.

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Dingo
Dingo


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Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted December 26, 2006 10:35 AM

Merry Christmas.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.

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TitaniumAlloy
TitaniumAlloy


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Professional
posted December 26, 2006 11:36 AM

LOL  nice one mightymage
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Demon_Child
Demon_Child


Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
posted December 26, 2006 01:52 PM

lmao.....Mighty Mage's was funny......Geny...yours was good....but u didn't include me and I'm not gonna kiss your b*** so u lose.  YAY!
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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted December 26, 2006 11:56 PM

Well, if you posted more often about a month ago (when I wrote it) I might have included you...
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Demon_Child
Demon_Child


Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
posted December 27, 2006 05:52 AM

or maybe you are just racist about red people.






thanks a lot
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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted December 27, 2006 06:32 AM

Not true, I did include Valeriy the red mage and RedSoxFan...

And that's not because they are an admin and a moderator...
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Demon_Child
Demon_Child


Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
posted December 27, 2006 09:43 AM

mmmhmmmm........whatever....



lmao...i hope you kno i'm kidding...


i have been gone for a while cuz of school and sports and then I was at my cuzins house.....

but i'm back now!!!!!!
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russ
russ


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Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
posted December 27, 2006 01:37 PM

yeah! marry christmas y feliz navidad, everyone!

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Demon_Child
Demon_Child


Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
posted December 27, 2006 03:07 PM

yay!
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