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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: If I were...
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pandora
pandora


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posted January 10, 2007 09:58 PM

If I were...

Have you ever considered what you might do if you were another of our HC members? Let us know here

I'll start...

If I were MightyMage I would accept the fact that I am not Ghetto, I think I would be happier just loving me for me. I would also take the time to learn more about what a fantastic country Canada really is.

If I were Trogdor i would take some anger management classes.

If I were Russ, I would go out and get my eye looked at - really, I would.

If I were Lady G, I would tell those slave drivers at the spa that they work me too hard, I can't moderate the spa 24/7... I would ask for a vacation.

Now you!
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Guitarguy
Guitarguy


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posted January 11, 2007 12:18 AM

If I were Jebus, I'd buy property in Guitarguy's timezone in order to make decent chatting hours possible.

If I were TUM, I'd take all the groupies trailing behind me in the thousands and spread them evenly among HC's love-starved single male members. Don't hate me because I used to monopolize those chicks.

If I were Asmodean, I'd quit the navy and sign up for a position at Old Salty's.

If I were Terje, I'd take a break from studying and holding public rallies to come on HC for a while and catch up on things I'd missed.

If I were Namus, I'd start dozens of other popular trends before fading into obscurity.

If I were KnightDougal, I'd listen to Guitarguy's advice and post in the Others Side and the Tavern. I'd also have dedicated the Burn Out thread to Mvass instead of Dingo.

If I were Tixy, I'd take a good look in a RL mirror and come to terms with reality.

-Guitarguy
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pandora
pandora


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posted January 11, 2007 06:15 AM

If I were Guitarguy I'd decide that my name on the left, and my signature with my picture was adequate identification, and I'd no longer have to end all my posts with "-Guitarguy"


hehe
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Lith-Maethor
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posted January 11, 2007 09:03 AM

if i were...

one of the Wastelands regulars: I'd try to post more quality posts

Aculias: I'd try to make at least half of my posts comprehensible

The Gootch: I'd take over HC

Iris: I'd have a hard time fending off the boys

pandora: [CENSORED - that would get me banned]
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Aculias
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posted January 11, 2007 09:09 AM

If I were

William I would try not to reply 2 seconds after another so everyone can see you replied last in every thread.

Lith Maethor I would try to at least show i was human & show off that I have some personality to show off

Mighty Mage I would put rosey chicks on your presidential pic

Pandora will wake me up at 3 AM & make me breakfast & coffee with whip cream & marshmellows

Friend Of Gunnar will sing in the best folk group while Lith will head bang with his locks
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Trogdor
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posted January 12, 2007 07:48 AM

If I were TNT I'd purchase myself a shirt.
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Guitarguy
Guitarguy


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Rockoon.
posted January 12, 2007 12:25 PM

If I were Derek Stanley, I'd seriously chill out and act mature.

-Guitarguy
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kooKaStar
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posted January 13, 2007 12:12 AM

If I were Woocky I'd make some really cool pixel art entitled "the women of HC", and then I'd post in the spam angel thread

If I were William I'd get to work on that board game entry so I could by something for my GF from Amazon

If I were Pandora, I'd start planning a vacation that involved Kooka babysitting her kids while her and hub have a nice overnighter somewhere {payment of soup expected}

If I were Pecu, I'd turn the stereo up really loudly.


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pandora
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posted January 13, 2007 12:23 AM
Edited by pandora at 17:50, 12 Jan 2008.

If I were Consis I would take note of the fact that new friends should be taken on a tour of HC, not just holed up in the newcomers Inn.

If I were Daddy I would come back for a visit, because I know seeing me would make a lot of people smile.

If I were Iris I would make a point of visiting every member of HC so no one left out, and I would probably start off in Canada (but not yet, its too cold!)

If I were Angelito I would make a decision - am I a nice guy? Or am I a dirty guy? Once I'd made the decision, I would have a T-short printed to declare my true nature!

If I were Lith Maethor I would send Pandora plane tickets to travel to Greece so I could buy her a Frappe... okay, no I'm joking - If I were Lith, I would install Windows on the computers of all the people I hate - and then giggle maniacally when their systems crash... oh wait they all are using windows already! Morons!!*cackles maniacally*
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kooKaStar
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posted January 13, 2007 12:50 AM

If I were bjorn I'd go out dancing to celebrate finishing my degree
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kookastar
kookastar


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posted January 14, 2007 10:20 AM

If I were william I'd get a screen save of my status before the morning

If I were pandora I'd clean the VW
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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


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posted January 14, 2007 10:56 AM
Edited by friendofgunnar at 10:56, 14 Jan 2007.

If I were William I would never be satisfied with just 6 yellow stars.


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pandora
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posted January 14, 2007 07:03 PM

If I were FriendOfGunnar I would not put any more ideas in people's heads that might further the decline of the state of HC

If I were Kookastar I would plan to visit Pandora in September, then I'd get to experience liveable weather - and see all the birds
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kookastar
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posted January 14, 2007 08:21 PM

If I were the men of HC I'd get my entries in to the Mr HC comp.
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pandora
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posted January 14, 2007 08:23 PM

If I were TUM I would stage my comeback to show those boys what a real man is
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TnT_Addict
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posted January 14, 2007 09:09 PM

If I were Iris I would lock myself up with TnT in his bedroom and throw out the key.

If I were Kookastar I would do the same as above.

If I were Pandora I would do the same as above the above.

If I were Aculias I would...
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TnT_Addict
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posted January 12, 2008 06:08 PM

If I were Mamgaeater I would type my username the right way when registering.

If I were Aculias I would have probably found myself a girlfriend or at least a boyfriend by now
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antipaladin
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posted January 12, 2008 10:04 PM
Edited by pandora at 18:44, 13 Jan 2008.

If i ware TNT i'd stop being butifull liar and just be buitfull
If i ware kookastar i'd give me(anti) a new set of cockies/

{edited to remove insult ~~ I'm not going anywhere near  the other one }
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted January 12, 2008 10:08 PM

Quote:
If i ware kookastar i'd give me(anti) a new set of cockies/


I don't even want to know what you meant by that.
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pandora
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posted January 13, 2008 06:47 PM

Last page of spam is deleted.

Guys this thread is NOT meant to be a place where you can throw insults at each other, nor it is a thread for back and forth namecalling...

Any more mean spirited posting will be penalized.
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