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Thread: HC soap [ This thread is 6 pages long: (1) 2 3 4 5 6 ]
VokialBG
VokialBG

Hero of Order
First in line
posted January 31, 2007 03:05 AM
Edited by VokialBG at 15:50, 01 Feb 2007.

HC soap

Everything start here, a post posted by Baklava:

"This is like some Latino-American soap... Knighto Dougalitto suddenly changes behavior and no one knows why (possibly because of some still unrevealed relationship with someone). A group of village people led by the evil coffee-plantage owner Fortressfano De La Vega (and his twin brother who thinks exactly like him, Archmagitto Faiz) start attacking Dougalitto and trying to stone him because they think he brought a disease called SPAM (Serious Plant Anti Matter) from his journeys around, but brave Pandorella and Angelito, from the powerful Moderatorez family (related to the presidente himself, Huan Valeriyo Gomes), stand to defend him and start preventing the mob from harming Dougalitto... Suddenly, a banana-plantage owner Teddos Ramirez, who was with Fortressfano De La Vega all the time (but secretly), begins to feel sorry for what he tried to do and appologises to Dougalitto. However, Dougalitto is currently misteriously missing (possibly a cunning ploy of Fortressfano) but as soon as he gets here he will agree to Teddos's offer of peace.
In the meantime, it turned out that Fortressfano, a master of disguise as he is, didn't have a brother (or if he had he's not around). Anguished by the discovery of his Archmagitto alter-ego, he disguises again as a peasant who is against Knighto Dougallito. Even this disguise, however, is seen through by the Moderatorez and Fortressfano's plan goes awry again.
It also turned out that the landowner De La Vlaada is the father of Vokialisso Batista Gomez, and that brave Pandorella is his aunt, which implicates that count De La Vlaada is in family ties with the Moderatorez. Baklavaldo, the only Brazilian that listens to heavy metal (besides of course Pele), also makes his move and starts his search for peanuts in order to commit a Peanutcaust, meaning destroy as many peanuts as possible.
Where is Knighto Dougalitto? Who might be the person he's secretly in love with? Is that person real or virtual? What plan will Fortessfano come up with next? How will Serious Plant Anti Matter be stopped from destroying the plantages? Who's whose daddy? Stay tuned..."


Original post here


The idea is - everything, every event, dispute, quarrel.....in HC to be "issued" here in this Thread like Latino-American soap (see the quote)

We want more Baklava!




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LoL it is stared now:

Producer - Baklava

Heroes (in episode 1 and 2):

Knighto Dougalitto


Actually The "victim" here, Fortressfano De La Vega want to find and capture him but The Moderatorez will protect him.

Vodka maniac.


Teddos Ramirez


Frend of Knighto Dougalitto and the Moderatorez

Angelito Moderatorez


Pandorella Moderatorez


Fortressfano De La Vega


The bad guy in the soap, he is Knighto Dougalitto hater he want to find and capture him, and maybe kill him owner of the evil Coffee plantation in Tierras Volcánicas, want to find Teddos Ramirez too (yes  capture him, and maybe kill him), have good masking knowledge.

Baklavaldo

Count De La Vlaada

Vokialisso Batista Gomez

Pedro Alcibiadez


The famous Peruan artist, known for having frightening amounts of free time

Leopold "Lith" Maethorson


Leopold "Lith" Maethorson, a member of the Moderatorez who decided to start a new life in Chicago and became one of the mob bosses over there, but still kept contacts with the other Moderatorez

Weapons maniac


Kookitta Stares

Huan Valeriyo Gomes


The president, in relationship with the Moderatorez

Bixiero


The "Altar de deseos" mental hospital... The animal sadist section... Bixiero Lopez, the condemned furry animal killer,...
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TNT_Addict
TNT_Addict


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Beautiful Liar
posted January 31, 2007 11:28 AM

So where is that original post? It looks very qp worthy to me

Reserved for slave Jose TnTano and the evil master el Lith mari Maethoraz
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted January 31, 2007 11:30 AM

Is here

And it has a pretty red star on it
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Baklava
Baklava


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Mostly harmless
posted January 31, 2007 03:39 PM bonus applied.
Edited by baklava at 15:41, 31 Jan 2007.

Quote:
We want more Baklava!

Hehe I feel like a rock star


All characters in the following show, living or dead, are totally based on real people. Sue me if you don't like it.
If you are easily offended, and/or if you're FortressFan, I recommend that you skip the following text. It's not meant to be offensive, but it can probably still hurt at parts.


Episode #97:
(The dialogues are synchronised to English, for two reasons: first, to be easier understood by most people, and second, I don't speak Spanish )

/A small, local town called Tierras Volcánicas. The evil landlord Fortressfano De La Vega rides in his coach through the park and sees Teddos Ramirez sitting on a bench. He exits the coach, along with a few of his followers/

Fortressfano: Greetings, senor Teddos. What are you doing in this park all alone?
Teddos: Nothing...
Fortressfano: Were you masturbating?
Teddos: No!
Fortressfano: It's ok if you were, it's nothing to be ashamed of...
Teddos: I wasn't masturbating! If you must know, I'm waiting for someone.
Fortressfano: Really? Who?
Teddos: I don't see how that's any business of yours.
Fortressfano: You're waiting for that renegade Knighto Dougalitto to accept your appology, aren't you?
/intense music/
Fortressfano: Do not be surprised. I know everything. I've heard you were trying to make a peace treaty with him, and even appologise for... bullying him.
Teddos: He didn't spread S.P.A.M!
Fortressfano: Yes, he did... He is an outlaw and a S.P.A.M.-er, and he will burn! And all on his side shall rot into oblivion! Servants, capture this man!
/Teddos lookes at the thugs approaching him and draws out his sword./
Teddos: You will never get me alive, villains!
/However, he's outnumbered and close to defeat. Fortressfano laughs in a way only evil and slightly demented characters can.
But Angelito Moderatorez hops into the scene from seemingly out of nowhere./

Angelito: Any problems here?
Fortressfano: Oh no!
Fortressfano's thugs: It's a Moderatorez! Run for your QPs!
Fortressfano: You won't always have mods to guard you, Teddos! Neither you nor Knighto Dougalitto! This isn't over yet!
/Having said that, Fortressfano gets in his coach and drives away into the mist/
Angelito: Well, I'm glad that's settled. But where is Knighto Dougalitto anyway?
Teddos: I don't know. I was waiting for him.
/Angelito glares into the falling sun/
Angelito: Do not worry... I feel he will return.
/Lady Pandorella enters the scene/
Pandorella: What happened here?
Angelito: Fortressfano De La Vega was making trouble again.
Pandorella: Hm... That one doesn't quit... I will pray to holy virgin Mary that he gives up before we are left no choice but to... silence him.
/Teddos looks at her/
Teddos: You could really do that?
Angelito: We will try to avoid that, but it is an option... You see, we the Moderatorez have certain advantages... One of them being the license to silence.
Pandorella: Come now, let us rejoice. Don't forget, tonight is the party at Pedro Alcibiadez's house... Maybe Knighto Dougalitto will show up there...
Teddos: But they don't like each other.
Angelito: Never mind. There'll be free vodka...  

/Next scene, the Grand Ball chamber... Shiny stuff and famous people all over the place...
Pedro Alcibiadez, the famous Peruan artist, known for having frightening amounts of free time, was making a party and everyone was invited. Among the guests were infamous people such as Leopold "Lith" Maethorson, a member of the Moderatorez who decided to start a new life in Chicago and became one of the mob bosses over there, but still kept contacts with the other Moderatorez/

Baklavaldo: Pass me the peanuts please...
/Vokialisso is looking at the maid/
Vokialisso: Hey, Alc, who is that?
Alcibiadez: That's Kookitta Stares, the new maid...
Vokialisso: She's gorgeous...
Count de la Vlaada: That's my boy!
Vokialisso: God damn it dad could you stop listening to my conversations?
Count de la Vlaada: Vokialisso, that's no way to talk to your father!
Pandorella: Well you're not his father, you're his daddy
Count de la Vlaada: Isn't that basically the same?
Alcibiadez: Actually, <insert four miles of text proving otherwise here>, so it's pretty different.
L. Maethorson: Hm... You seem pretty sharp... I'm in need of a new accountant, as skilled as possible. The IRS is all over my butt these days...
Alcibiadez: I'll pass, thanks. I have a great artistic career...
/L. Maethorson glances at him coldly/
Teddos: It's time for action...
/Having said that, he takes a bottle of vodka and opens it. Suddenly Knighto Dougalitto comes out of nowhere, runs through the front entrance and jumps towards him/
Knighto Dougalitto: Vodkavodkavodkavodkavodka
Angelito: It worked!
/Knighto Dougalitto takes the bottle and drinks its entire contents/
Teddos: Where have you been, KD?
/Knighto Dougalitto looks at him, or at least tries to, under heavy influence of vodka/
Knighto Dougalitto: I wokred on th nwe evrsion of teh setlemnt...
Angelito: Excuse me?
Teddos: He says he's been working on the new version of the Settlement.
Angelito: So you didn't leave us?
Knighto Dougalitto: Leve yuo? I wil nevre leve heors comonittu... Not utnil teh settelemnt is in te gmae!
Teddos: He says he will never leave heroes community... Not until the settlement is in the game.
Alcibiadez: Oh my God he'll stay here forever...
Knighto Dougalitto: Yu dnot konw nohting aclibiads! setlmenet wil be in the gaem!!!! adn lihces aer wya mroe srtogenst tahn vampyres!!!!!!!
Teddos: I think he says you don't know anything, that settlement will be in the game and that liches are way stronger than vampires...
Vokialisso: No they're not
Knighto Dougalitto: Yes teyh ar!
Vokialisso: No they're not!
Knighto Dougalitto: Yes teyh ar!!
Vokialisso: No they're not!!!
Knighto Dougalitto: Yes te-
L. Maethorson: It doesn't freaking matter! It's not like any of them exists!
Angelito: The most important thing now is that KD is safe from Fortressfano and his followers.
Pandorella: Wait a minute, how do we know Fortressfan isn't hiding among us? He is renowned for his masking skills...
IAmNotFortressFan: That's nonsense.
/Everyone starts looking at IAmNotFortressFan/
IAmNotFortressFan: Hi guys... Uhm... I am just another newbie and...
Angelito: Fortressfano, God damn it dude, what's your problem?
IAmNotFortressFan: So you saw through my clever disguise! Yes, I am indeed... the dreaded Fortressfano!
/intense music again/
Pandorella: Yes. We know.
Fortressfano: But you will never get me!
Pandorella: We don't have to. We can just ask the Presidente to ban you from here.
Fortressfano: You have not seen the last of me!
/Having said that (again) he ran away./
Angelito: Maniac...

Keep watching (well reading anyway) further episodes, to find out what dazzling adventures await KD and what will be Fortressfano's next evil plot, that will change HC forever...

Those who still aren't mentioned in the soap will probably be in one of the following episodes. There's much more to happen...

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bixie
bixie


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my common sense is tingling!
posted January 31, 2007 03:52 PM
Edited by bixie at 16:03, 31 Jan 2007.

and bixie comes in,

Bixie: what on earth are ye thinkin', Baklava, thas no' how it goos. where am i, fer a startet! (Smashes bagpipes over little gnomes head!) an' thats fer callin' my froges stupid (pelts baklava with whisky and haggis!)
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kookastar
kookastar


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posted January 31, 2007 03:53 PM

LOL

This is awesome
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Lith-Maethor
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paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted January 31, 2007 03:59 PM

lmao

good gods lad! that is hilarious... keep up the good work ...thumbs up and all that jazz
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted January 31, 2007 04:01 PM

Maybe it's overkill - but its worthy! QP again

(next one will have to be mind-blowing if you want another )
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VokialBG
VokialBG

Hero of Order
First in line
posted January 31, 2007 04:03 PM
Edited by VokialBG at 08:28, 01 Feb 2007.

Baklava RLZ, Yeah I cant wait to see the next episode



Baklava, If we have Genie Lord here, lets use this name:

Don Juan Pablo Madera Maria De La Kobila Glordito



Post speed it this topic: 6 posts in min


P.S.
Dont forget, one of the heroes here must lost his memory, this is obligatory!
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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
The Blue Lady liaison
posted January 31, 2007 04:03 PM

Unbelievable!!!

I dare someone to say now that HC is dead
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dschingi
dschingi


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the guy with the dragon golem
posted January 31, 2007 04:15 PM
Edited by dschingi at 16:20, 31 Jan 2007.

Wow

That is so cool baklava..
I think it could do well as an audio book...any voluntary speaker?
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Ted
Ted


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Supreme Hero
Peanut Exterminator
posted January 31, 2007 04:32 PM

i am honoured to be apart of HC forever, too bad its for the wrong reasons
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VokialBG
VokialBG

Hero of Order
First in line
posted January 31, 2007 05:02 PM

Quote:
That is so cool baklava..
I think it could do well as an audio book...any voluntary speaker?


I'll do this like PDF book (without audio)
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MightyMage
MightyMage

Hero of Order
INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS!!!
posted January 31, 2007 11:34 PM

Just ask Aculias to do the audio.  He's one of HC's few Latin members.

Ain't that right Taco breath.  Get in here all ready.
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted February 01, 2007 05:25 AM

Uh so Lord Crusader we need you
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alcibiades
alcibiades

Hero of Order
and Light
posted February 01, 2007 08:04 AM

This is priceless.



The worst thing is that you actually nailed my part perfectly.

Hope yall enjoyed the party.
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted February 01, 2007 08:54 AM

so... Alcibiadez...

...are you sure you won't take my offer? ...i'm willing to toss in a couple of chicas too ...you know, for modelling purposes
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alcibiades
alcibiades

Hero of Order
and Light
posted February 01, 2007 09:03 AM

I'm not sure I'm the man for you ... I was never good with figures, however tempting the offer might be.
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted February 01, 2007 09:11 AM

never good with figures?

...all the more reason for you to use models
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Ecoris
Ecoris


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posted February 01, 2007 09:47 AM

LOL! This is hilarious .

On a sidenote Alcibiades (the real one from ancient Greece) was the drunken one who interrupted the symposium in Plato's famous work of the same name. One point for Baklava for that reference .
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