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rogue
rogue


Promising
Famous Hero
Prosecutors Will Be Shoplifted
posted October 15, 2001 05:02 PM

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*Quickly undresses herself and stands still in her longline bra with some lace on it and simple bikini*


*pours milena a glass of wine but forgets to stop pouring because he's not looking at the glass...*

Oh! *blinks* here... *hands her glass*


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*Takes a piece of pizza and devours it, Then grabs a pillow and hits gently Lith with it.* Rogue, wanna have a piece of the fun?


*grabs a pillow, a slice of pizza, and another glass of wine* sure, I'm ready for anything...  

*crooked smile*
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CraigHack
CraigHack


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Have fantasies, will travel...
posted October 15, 2001 05:15 PM

I legally looked at this thread by having my wife take off her clothes and stand nearby. I think thats legal...

Anyway..... I wonder if I can talk her into inviting some girl friends over for a pajama party..... Hmmmmmm......

Like I never thought of that before...
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Wyvern
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posted October 15, 2001 05:32 PM

Of course Sha_Men is not impressive - Shae doesn't want to be impressed.
About the pizza party - you are not talking about it anymore. So I decide that it won't take place.
Since the topic is exhausted, I suggest that the thread should be closed... but not before Oldtimer explains his purposes for making such threads!

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rogue
rogue


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Prosecutors Will Be Shoplifted
posted October 15, 2001 05:38 PM

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Okay, the first guy who can figure out how to undo the top button on my jeans WITHOUT using their hands or feet or any part of their body (and plying tools don't count either), can ask either me or Milena a free question...


Well, since I'm so clever and witty, I can just keep talking until you laugh so hard your button pops.
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Sha_Men
Sha_Men


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Jack-Of-No-Trades
posted October 15, 2001 05:49 PM

Penalty...

*ANNOUNCER*
from the greenies team number 69 Shae_Trielle 2 minutes from hooking...

For me sports is real life.
And you are right I always put Sports over Social life.
That way I am.

*Big Hit*
OH my...that greenie got toasted...


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Milena
Milena


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in supreme disgrace
posted October 15, 2001 07:02 PM

Shae, sorry, but I *love*

pizza Margarita (I'm a veggie)

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Of course Sha_Men is not impressive - Shae doesn't want to be impressed.
But I *WANT* to be impressed! So, my new condition is: everyone can have a try to impress me. The one who succeeds is going to undo my dress... *winks* and we can have a nice party.

So? Does anyone want to try?

P.S. This is going to be a hard job. Only 3 guys have really done this.

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rogue
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posted October 15, 2001 07:21 PM
Edited By: rogue on 15 Oct 2001

*when the nirvana CD ends, rogue sits at the piano, empties his wine glass, and plays Beethoven's Für Elise*

I figured we needed some more music...
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Milena
Milena


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posted October 15, 2001 08:18 PM

Ah, you, rogue!

The miracle works only once *winks* What a shame, you could use it now. :-P

OK, the first dance is yours. :-)
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rogue
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posted October 15, 2001 09:49 PM

*sigh*

I never mentioned that I can't really dance...

*looks up*  well, if it's a slow dance, I can fake it well enough.
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Milena
Milena


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posted October 15, 2001 10:16 PM

I agree

I can't dance very well either but for a slow song- great.
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted October 15, 2001 10:50 PM

milady... watching you dance will inspire me to create my greatest masterpiece ever...

[starts drawing]

only a few elven maidens have your grace... I could compare you to Lady Arwen herself...
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Milena
Milena


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in supreme disgrace
posted October 15, 2001 10:56 PM

I'm impressed

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milady... watching you dance will inspire me to create my greatest masterpiece ever...

[starts drawing]

only a few elven maidens have your grace... I could compare you to Lady Arwen herself...
You are the worst flattered I've ever met.

A promise is a promise...
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RMS
RMS


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-ing yummy foods
posted October 15, 2001 11:03 PM

still sprawled out on the ground, leaning against the couch, picks up the phone and orders more pizzas

hehe, whoops...hmm guess I just dropped a pizza on the phone...oh well, I'll clean it up later

::shoves another slice of pizza in his mouth::

...I guess my main reason for coming was for the pizza, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to join in on the fun....

::after a few minutes, manages to actually get up on his feet, and pull the coffee table over to the sofa, and then sits down next to Shaman::

Hey man, who's winning?

after about another 10 minutes or so the pizza man arrives, so he gets up to go pick up his pizzas...when he returns, he finds that the games is over so he finds something else to do

...darn, I'de make a fool of myself playing the piano after Rogue, and it'de take too long to rush home to grab my violin...oh well...ah ha!

spotting a deck of cards on the table

Hey! Who's up for a game of poker?? ...How about strip poker? Mayhaps that would do the job?

...oh, and the anchovie and pineapple pizza has arrived! Anyone want any? Its on me.

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rogue
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posted October 15, 2001 11:15 PM

Then it shall be a slow dance, Milena

Hmm...

I see somebody already found a deck of cards. I always carry a deck in my jacket, because you never know when you might need one.

*eats more pizza and pours more wine from his Everpouring Bottle of Red Wine*

Anybody else like some wine?
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Oldtimer
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posted October 15, 2001 11:41 PM

"If you ain't naked and your not a girl, what are you dong in this thread!"

Takes out an 8mm camera and starts to play some seedy electric jazz.

"we'll call this one 'Pajama Party'"
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RMS
RMS


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-ing yummy foods
posted October 15, 2001 11:49 PM

...hmm, I may not be naked, nor am I a girl (at least I hope I'm not) but at least I'm the one ordering hte pizzas and other junk food...any other orders anyone?
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Milena
Milena


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Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
posted October 16, 2001 07:45 AM

No one missed the party

I'm still waiting to get undressed and this is what it woukd start. *devilish grin*
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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


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posted October 16, 2001 11:01 AM

Wine?

Is that all you guys have? Wine and pizza...? LOL. Doesn't anyone have any brandy? Yes, on ice with a drop of grenadier, thank you...

Okay, seeing as nobody has figured out how to solve the riddle, I guess I'll just have to tell you all that it can't be done. Know why?

Because there's no such thing as a free question...

Now if I didn't want to be impressed then I wouldn't be here would I? And seeing as nobody's been really impressive enough yet, it looks like I'm going to have to start the ball rolling...

*unbuttons jeans and stands up*

Yes, I have done this before, lol, so no questions okay?

*moves to the middle of the room and starts to dance to an old Phil Collins song*

*slowly*

*round and round*

If any of you are peeking at panties or hoping for a look at a belly button, then close your eyes.... did you see a tattoo?

Which one of you would like to get me some Peppermint liqueur? How about you Lith? Yes you. Oh, and bring me some... ice cubes.

*Lith hurriedly returns with some peppermint de menthe and an ice tray*

Now come here. Yes, lol, come here....

*opens bottle and takes a swig of the liquor, but doesn't swallow*

*slowly kneels*

Ever been "blown" by a burning hot liquor and then frozen with ice? Ever had a Fire and Ice, served by Shae? Have any of you?

Come here mighty warrior of Ash. Let me show you what heaven really feels like...

*s m i l e*


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Sha_Men
Sha_Men


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Jack-Of-No-Trades
posted October 16, 2001 11:08 AM

OH...

*Flyers lost*
That goalis is really sucker...*Thinks all the other suckers he has seen past few years*
What next?...

*Happens to see Shae start taking his pants off...*

So you guys did call the stripper here...

Ok, I'm out of this thread.
Oldtimer...keep your camera rolling...we may need that film...later...as evidence...
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Milena
Milena


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Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
posted October 16, 2001 11:46 AM

*Blinks*

ATTA GIRL!!!

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Okay, seeing as nobody has figured out how to solve the riddle, I guess I'll just have to tell you all that it can't be done. Know why?

Because there's no such thing as a free question...

This is cheating! Undo your bra as a punishment! *wriggles with laughter*
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Yes, I have done this before, lol, so no questions okay?
Really, you have done this? Me too! Who's played srtip pocker?

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Now come here. Yes, lol, come here....
Shae, I'm getting jealous! What are you going to do? *winks*

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*slowly kneels*

Ever been "blown" by a burning hot liquor and then frozen with ice? Ever had a Fire and Ice, served by Shae? Have any of you?

Come here mighty warrior of Ash. Let me show you what heaven really feels like...
Shae, be careful when you mention "blown", a guy and mouth in one sentence. It's going to get hot. *wicked smile* Just make sure I'm in the thing too!! I hope you don't mind it, Lith. ;-)

Speaking of that, "blowing" with changing temperaures can drive a man CRAZY for it. *cryptic smile* Trust me.
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