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Elvin
Elvin


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Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted December 26, 2008 10:35 AM

All right! Looks like I haven't missed anything yet, the place will be crawling with activity soon enough so I'd better get a good spot.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted December 26, 2008 10:40 AM

*comes to see what was all that noise lately and sees a sign*

Quote:
Open for business, inquire inside for entrance fees!


Wonder what kind of 'business' is it open for... better get in and take a look... just in case there's something suspicious going on in there... yeah... suspicious...
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kookastar
kookastar


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posted December 26, 2008 10:59 AM
Edited by kookastar at 11:01, 26 Dec 2008.

*yawns and stretches widely from ivory sheets i've been asleep so long in this haven, are they male voices?

*turns the sheet into a makeshift dress to see what the comotion is about

Can't you fella's read the sign?

the place looks strangely different...


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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted December 26, 2008 11:13 AM

*sees kooka with nothing but a sheet on*

I... uhhh... the sing, right.... uhh.... I just.... I heard youwere re-opening and I wanted to see if you need any help with it... yeah... I'm here to... help...
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Lady_Milena
Lady_Milena


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Grannie Sweet Cheeks
posted December 26, 2008 11:18 AM

AHEM! Boys, entrance fee is 5 EUR per person or only 2 EUR for mods. PM me for my paypal account. ;-)

Awww Cookie! What a lovely dress you have. I am sure you'd look lovelier yet without it.

BOYS! Who wants to see the Cookie without that sheet on? *counts the raises hands* Okay but you have to work hard for it.

I'm sure money will be welcome, or you can offer pieces of clothing of your own. Or, to do something for this lovely lady. It is up to her to say!

As for me.....! I will show you how I get ready for a tub if one of you, the first one among you, shares with me his RL efforts to see a woman naked. We all know how you climb up trees to peek in the bathrooms, or hack computers to see naked pictures. We know but we want to be told! So the first guy will get the show.  
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kookastar
kookastar


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posted December 26, 2008 11:23 AM

I'm confused I thought this thread was for naked ladies only...

Milena are you trying to sell my body?

I've got to go back to the RW for a while *poof
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted December 26, 2008 11:24 AM

Why does everyone always run away from me...
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Elvin
Elvin


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Endless Revival
posted December 26, 2008 11:47 AM

Entrepreneurial spirit corrupts everything.. Where are the good old days when girls came here just to have fun
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baklava
baklava


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Mostly harmless
posted December 26, 2008 01:03 PM

Quote:
Where are the good old days when girls came here

I was thinking of undergoing lobotomy. They'd take away the sexually obsessed part of my brain and then I'd finally be free.

Then again, that would destroy at least 75% of joy from everyday conversation, and I'd stop smiling mysteriously in various utterly unsuitable situations...

Ah heck, I guess I'll just continue living with it.
That's my gift.
My curse.
I bear it proudly.
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kipshasz
kipshasz


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Elvin's Darkside
posted December 26, 2008 01:17 PM

*looks at Kooka with nothing but a sheet on her*
Whoa... Nice...
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted December 27, 2008 07:31 PM

Quote:
Quote:
Where are the good old days when girls came here

I was thinking of undergoing lobotomy. They'd take away the sexually obsessed part of my brain and then I'd finally be free.
And I thought I was bad.

*sits down, gets popcorn*
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