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baklava
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posted March 10, 2007 11:21 AM

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Professor Simon Schama says that more than anything else, they (history of Peloponnesian wars) are the first accounts of history that seem to not simply describe a set of victories and accomplishments but also failures and defeats. He believes that this is an important element of western society even today. Historians shouldn't simply write about the good but also the bad as well.

Would you please explain to me what does that have to do with this discussion?
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They were largely a male-based homosexual society that considered women to be for procreation only.

I can't believe I'm even considering this worthy of an answer...
Spartans enjoyed women as much as anyone else did, but couldn't show that a lot because they were so disciplined. In Greek society, there was no homosexualism. Some bisexualism, yes, but no one was uninterested in women. Besides, being a male based society doesn't mean they're a homosexual one. That would be like calling the USA a homosexual society, since the power is mostly in the hands of men (name a female president please).
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From what I understand, they believed the warrior men to have a greater ability to read each others' movements and better perform in battle by being homosexual.

Ok. Now think a little. Does that make sense to you? Why would they believe that?
Btw sorry for perhaps a little harsh tone, I'm kinda sensitive when it comes to Spartans...
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Cheating is against God, so is sexual perversity.

You don't even believe in God, kid.
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posted March 11, 2007 02:09 AM

@ the boys
Ok boys, can you answer yes to these questions when it comes to whom you are involved with. This suggests that you are a victim of being sexually manipulated by a female. Women have always been able to use their “ASS” ets to manipulate men in their relationships. So read down the list if you would like copy and paste the questions when you answer them so we can all view your misery.    

·  Agree to go to "chick flicks," the opera, plays, etc., even though you don't want to (and she never reciprocates by attending the events you enjoy)?
·  Always pick up the tab for dating expenses, even though she has an excellent, high-paying job?
·  Have sex only on her terms and only when she's "in the mood"?
·  Suddenly find yourself changing your clothing, hairstyle, dcor, and car according to her demands?
·  Act as her door-to-door chauffeur, problem-solver, financier?
·  Keep calling her (and making excuses for her behavior) when she doesn't return calls or is otherwise "unavailable"?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions (or a hundred similar ones), then you're the victim of sexual manipulation. You are running scared -- afraid that if you stand up to her or don't succumb to her demands, she'll cut off the sex.
sex = power
Whether or not men know it (or want to admit it), women are in complete control of the sexual arena. They know that a woman's physical appearance is an irresistible drug to men. They know that lust can temporarily stun a man's ability to reason. They know men want sex and will do anything -- even act contrary to their inherent masculine natures -- to get it.

They know they can turn even the most macho he-man into a begging puppy dog just by a secret, throaty whisper in the ear. They know they can manipulate a man into spending thousands of dollars on them with the bat of an eyelash or the tip of the tongue flitting out between the lips. They know that they can get away with behavior that society would never tolerate in men.

This is an awesome power, and women are experts at wielding it. Sex should be an intimate bond between two equal partners, but for women it is first and foremost a tool. They addict men to their sexuality and then withdraw it to keep them panting for more. They dangle sex in front of men like a carrot on a stick, knowing full well that they can get men to do anything they want them to do.

They are masters at sexual manipulation Next >>


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violent_flower
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posted March 12, 2007 01:21 PM

I see, you  boys are scared to admit when you have no control... Geeze!
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posted March 12, 2007 04:20 PM

You'd be surprised... When a man is trying to resist sex, for the benefit of their relationship with a woman, the woman may resort to desperate measures in order to get herself a piece.
Sure, the poor guy who wants something more meaningful than just sex, or doesn't want a relationship based solely on sex, is in a rather bad situation when the woman wants it, and wants it NOW.
Yet the woman, who knows she's arousing him, believes that one can't "rape the willing" and tries as hard as she can to get it. No matter how many times he'll say "no" to her, it's irrelevant. But when the woman says "no" when the man wants it, no is final.
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posted March 12, 2007 11:32 PM

The weapon that women use is a combo of not just the fuzzy little troll with teeth, but the mind **** games that come along with it. I will not rule out that sure, there may be men that just absolutely don’t want to give in to their women. I personally have only ever met one that has done that. Understand that one person had been mind screwed and abused by his spouse so bad that he was disgusted with the very smell and sight of her.
He felt as though he may regurgitate in his mouth at the feel of her snowing tongue sucking whatever life out of him that he had left.

So does it happen? Sure! It happens on a more regular level with women using it as a grenade launcher to the person they claim to love; he just can’t change enough for her, just can’t make enough money to buy her hundredth handbag, and that no matter what he does it is not done right nor does it satisfy that switch that allow her legs to flop open for him.

However, in that same ugly stage of hatefulness that she is having, those same legs will spread like butter for the man that ignores her a bit at the other end of the bar. The intriguing sense that he may turn her down forces her manipulating mind to work her way into him or him into her. The creature that I speak of is sporting both genitals, but the female is the snake in the woods waiting for you to become weak and not kill you before it eats you but tortures you and swallows you whole.    

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posted March 24, 2007 07:57 PM


The thing is, sex is the ultimate tool.


i completelly disagree.Sex it's just a usefull tool for many of us but definetly not the ultimate.The ultimate tool in our world is money.You have money you can have all:you can have sex(and without money u can have sex for sure) you can have "friends",you can have anything.Believe it or not all things in world are working for money.Money=power
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posted March 24, 2007 08:26 PM

But look at this way: You can also get money with sex. So, what's the ultimate tool now?
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posted March 24, 2007 09:48 PM

This is so true..
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baklava
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posted March 24, 2007 10:41 PM

Meh, that's one of those "what's older - the hen or the egg" subjects...
Cash might bring you more power in some aspects of life, but then again, sex is way more fun than cash will ever be, so...
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posted March 24, 2007 10:56 PM
Edited by Binabik at 22:57, 24 Mar 2007.

You can trade bags of rice for anything also.  Or in the right situations you can trade a little water for anything you ask.

The value of everything, including sex, changes depending on the situation.  Money is just another form of barter.  But by definition society has determined that it is the "standard" used when bartering.  So yes, money can buy anything material because we define it that way.

Supply and demand applies to the value of money, sex and everything else. But the value of money tends to be regulated and the value of sex varies depending on the person and the situation.

The demand for sex varies from one individual to another, but most people fall with the range of the following graphic.  As you can clearly see, as the demand for sex increases, the value of sex increases exponentially.


























In conclusion, it is obvious that if spreading one's legs has the power to control a man, then he has a high demand for sex. On the other hand, if he is dying of thirst in a desert, most likely he would prefer a glass of water.

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homam
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posted March 25, 2007 03:42 AM

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But look at this way: You can also get money with sex. So, what's the ultimate tool now?

hmmm that's a good point of view but...i tell u that. U can get money with many many ways.For example u can be a drugdealer or u can work hardly or whatever.So if we take your point of view tell me now what is the ultimate tool?i think it's sex...Oh no no no wrong answer!i think it's the drugs or whatever!
So we are coming again that all work for money   So money is finally the ultimate tool!
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posted March 25, 2007 06:03 AM

The ultimate tool is the swiss army knife. So many functions, I mean come on! So useful!
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posted March 25, 2007 01:41 PM

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The ultimate tool is the swiss army knife. So many functions, I mean come on! So useful!

No the ultimate thing is Sport's Billy's MAGIG BAG!!!
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posted April 16, 2008 08:11 PM

I have to get new friends, my girl friend took my best friend for 15,000 before she told him she had an orgy in the woods with a walmart construction guy. WOMEN SUCK!!!!!
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posted April 16, 2008 08:56 PM

Interesting thread. For some reason, I don't see myself being manipulated by a woman like this all that easily. My temper is too quick and I just spout off. A couple years ago there was a girl I was interested in dating and when I look back, she was fairly manipulative. However I would get pissed off whenever she would try to be manipulative. At the time I didn't realize what was going on. I was just like WTF? So basically I got into a stupid arguement over nothing. We didn't speak much for a couple weeks cause classes got busy and suddenly she had 3 guy friends she was hanging out with every day all the time. All of them clearly were only her friends because they were interested in dating her. It was really awkward and I ended up just saying **** it.

Oh by the way, the funny thing is that this girl complained that men were her friends only because they were attracted to her, yet she attached herself to 3 desperate guys that were only around because they had the hots for her. The difference was that these guys weren't players and she could manipulate them without consequences.
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posted April 16, 2008 09:06 PM
Edited by executor at 21:07, 16 Apr 2008.

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WOMEN SUCK

A woman said that ...
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posted April 16, 2008 09:25 PM

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posted April 16, 2008 09:29 PM

Quite ******* true is what I will assume that means...
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posted April 16, 2008 09:41 PM
Edited by RedSoxFan3 at 21:41, 16 Apr 2008.

It would be a disappointment if women didn't suck.

QFT means quote for truth, but that works too I guess.
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posted April 16, 2008 09:42 PM

Well Redsocks we know that some do, the ones I'm referring don't....
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