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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted April 03, 2007 04:23 PM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 16:44, 03 Apr 2007.
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Heroes Community Guide for Spammers
Before reading this I want to insert a note: this is just humour and sarcasm 
Lesson 1 - Registration and account
- Choose interesting and long nickname, the people must see it even through the walls, like:
OKLAHOMA_RULEZ
I_LOvE_GeOrgE
4aTg}|{uAT@...
THE_COOLEST_DONKEY
NOTE: It is obligatory to use capital letters!
- In your profile fill everything! After this you'll have more columns and buttons
- Choose gaily coloured avatar! To twinkle and beacon. It must be big as much as the forum allow
- For signature use big image - Wallpaper for example!
Other variant for the signature is pics with kind of initiative or slogan, like "I'm cool and I drink tomato juice, AND YOU???", "I'm dude and I drive Trabant, AND YOU???"... you can easy find pics like these many useres use them.
- If you become some king of rank in the forum, you are half-GOD!
Create more than one registration, it's free!
Lesson 2 - The Beginning
- You need special style of writing... "LiKE THIs iS VErY GooooD".
- They will tell you read the rules is the forum, GOD DO NOT READ THEM!
Most of the people haven't read the rules of the country (Constitution), but they'll force you to read rules in a forum, HA! It's not needed!
From an other hand they are long and they will bore you.
- Find out who is the "boss" (administrator)... sometimes send messages to the boss like "WWWWWWWWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZaaaaaaaaaaaaa".
- Obligatory:
Ask how you can become a moderator, post at least one thread about this.
NOTE: The most important thing here is how many posts you have! (The number will be in your profile!)
Lesson 3 - Threads
- For titles choose, something like "HEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!", "PROBLEM", "FIIIIIRE!!!!"
If you want to show something interesting in the forum, use title like: "ENTER IMMEDIATLY!!!", "LOOK AT ME!!!"
- Do not pass words and syllables like "to", "for", "night" in your posts replace them with numbers - 2,4,9... the dudes write like this!
- Try to post new thread for every single think that you don't know.
- If nobody answer you to... some minutes start to post answers in the topic like: "Come on, nobody know this???????"
- Post your topics at least in two of the sub-forums
- No sense in which of the sub-forums you are posting your topics, there are appointed people in the forum, who will move them where they must go.
Lesson 4 - Answers
- Your answer have to be not more than 1 line, 3-4 word - max.!
In finall case, split your post several times, this will increase the number of your posts too.
- If someone contradict to you - swear!
If not directly in the topics - send him PM.
- Use many emots, minimum 3 types!
- If someone say something funny, do not forget to post an emoticon, post with single emot is veeeeery good choice! Examples -  UUuuuuuu very happy  the devil or mad  Very good idea an arrow...
- Use many colour and forum codes for adornment to the text... remember, the buttons in the post screen are not only for decoration!
"Isn't it so cool"
- Use words like "dude", "man", "*name*boy", "brother"...
- Vote in all pulls! If you dont want to read just vote for the first option.
After voting don't forget to post individual answer in the topic.
- If you are not competent wait for someone else and after him, write - "Yeah! I think like you!" or "ehhhh, you post it before me"
Finall Lesson 5 - The End
One day you get bored of the forum, spam everything and leave!
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Spectrum
Famous Hero
Plan B
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posted April 03, 2007 04:39 PM |
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Yay!
I always wanted to be a spammer.
And now I know how!
Thank you Vok, you saved my day!
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Aculias is like the male nipple of HC, TNT being the other one -Baklava
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Asheron
Famous Hero
Ancient
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posted April 03, 2007 05:25 PM |
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Excellent,but some people don't need this
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted July 07, 2007 01:47 PM |
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lmao at this.
dunno why I didn't see this earlier.
maybe worth a qp? lol.
nice guide!!!
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted July 07, 2007 03:23 PM |
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Quote:
lmao at this.
dunno why I didn't see this earlier.
maybe worth a qp? lol.
eeeh - you post it before me!!!!!!
*lol*
This was hillarious, how did I indeed miss this? I have a feeling one day I'm gonna want to kill you for this, Vokial, but must admit it gave me a great laugh. 
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What will happen now?
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Ted
Promising
Supreme Hero
Peanut Exterminator
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posted July 07, 2007 10:29 PM |
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nice, but me and Geny are already professional spammers
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 07, 2007 10:38 PM |
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I had missed that for sure Hey Alc has the spammers' percentage increased since this topic came out?
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Map also hosted on Moddb
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DKnight
Adventuring Hero
in Bloodhunting session
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posted December 01, 2007 12:16 AM |
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R u SUre ThAt MoDS WiLl nOt DeLeTE My POsTs If i SPAM?
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#666 WoG fan
I love orc pwnage.
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted December 01, 2007 08:15 AM |
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Even better are arrogant usernames like
DAN_OWNZULOL
or
DA_BOMB_IS_ME
Or usernames consisting of mostly or entirely numbers like
Rick18392
or
92838491
Extra points for incorporating numbers in the place of letters like
TH3_AN1L8R (incorrect spelling AND cliched expression, double bonus)
or
B33ZKn33zZ
And the more useless symbols in the better like
>>>--KILLA1--<<<
or
~_~SyNeRgIzE~_~*** (note the effective use of alternating caps/lower case)
To get the most out of your username.
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John says to live above hell.
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted December 01, 2007 08:19 AM |
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Quote:
- If nobody answer you to... some minutes start to post answers in the topic like: "Come on, nobody know this???????"
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John says to live above hell.
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tnt_addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted December 01, 2007 08:24 AM |
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted December 01, 2007 08:27 AM |
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I've been down that path
It's long and dark... took me a while to recover and post sensible and informative posts and things like I do now  (and get a qp for nearly every post, sometimes 2)
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John says to live above hell.
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DKnight
Adventuring Hero
in Bloodhunting session
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posted December 03, 2007 06:48 PM |
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SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Obviously all 1000+ posters are SPAMmers.
Woock, Aculias n TA for example.
I think ill follow that road too.
Few follow Lich_King's path.
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#666 WoG fan
I love orc pwnage.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted December 03, 2007 07:13 PM |
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Obviously? The prejudice!
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wog_edn
Promising
The Nothingness
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posted December 03, 2007 09:34 PM |
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OMFG! *creating another account*
Haha, now I will have one spamming-account too just in case I am bored.
This deserves a QP and becomming a sticky!!!
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-Ali-
Tavern Dweller
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posted December 17, 2007 01:28 PM |
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Nice Nice, I've always wanted to be a spammer, I had 600 posts on an old fourm ( like 5 ppday I averaged ), before they banned me.... for spam and other things... lol! But there is post restricionts here 
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted December 17, 2007 02:00 PM |
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Then follow the above guidelines and you will succeed! (In getting banned again )
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Map also hosted on Moddb
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted December 17, 2007 04:28 PM |
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If you post about 5 posts per day, then you don't have to worry about post restrictions, only about the CoC.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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-Ali-
Tavern Dweller
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posted December 19, 2007 04:30 PM |
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Edited by -Ali- at 16:34, 19 Dec 2007.
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Then follow the above guidelines and you will succeed! (In getting banned again )
I got banned for callin the forum mod ( or one of them " Nazi Puppet " becuse she literally closed EVERY single topic, that she thought needed no further discussion( even though they did lmao ), The forum admin is apperntly German too, so It wasn't a smart move, lol!
Quote:
If you post about 5 posts per day, then you don't have to worry about post restrictions, only about the [url=http://heroescommunity.com/faq.php3#rules]CoC[/url].
I always followed the CoC unless people tried to prove me wrong,  when I knew i was right anywho.
Vote: Yes For Spam... ( good spam that is )
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted December 19, 2007 05:36 PM |
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Mods don't like this kind of behaviour I'm afraid Even if you are right 100% they have the power to kick you out though you won't see something similar here And yay for good spam!
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Map also hosted on Moddb
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