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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The New Cursing System
Thread: The New Cursing System
baklava
baklava


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Mostly harmless
posted April 09, 2007 11:55 AM

The New Cursing System

I got tired of typing **** whenever I want to curse, but I was blessed with a vision of the new cursing system (heavenly chorus is heard) :
Basically, they are replaced with their scientific equals so that everyone understands them yet it's not rude at all.

1) Make Love - examples: 'What the making love are you talking about?!' or 'Go make love with yourself!'
2) Product of the digestive system - examples: 'This is bullproduct of the digestive system!' or 'Holy product of the digestive system!'
3) Female canine being - example: 'Why do you have to be such a female canine being all the time?'
Etcetera, etcetera. Quite ingenious, you would agree.
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bixie
bixie


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my common sense is tingling!
posted April 09, 2007 12:57 PM

thats going to really ruin the bastardly quiz

"the illegiamate child who is very annoying at whatever they do quiz"
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted April 09, 2007 03:39 PM

Or you could just refrain from cursing...
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted April 09, 2007 03:40 PM

What up, member of the black race?
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RedSoxFan3
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Fan of Red Sox
posted April 09, 2007 04:38 PM
Edited by RedSoxFan3 at 16:38, 09 Apr 2007.

4.) Kramer - Stupid kramer stole my bike.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted April 10, 2007 10:03 AM

THE *BLEEP* WITH THIS I'M KICKING THE *BLEEP*ING CURSING SYSTEM'S *BLEEP*!!!!!!!!!
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baklava
baklava


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posted April 10, 2007 03:35 PM

Quote:
Or you could just refrain from cursing...

But... where's the fun in that?
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"Let me tell you what the blues
is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf

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Geny
Geny


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted April 10, 2007 06:29 PM

Don't know, man? Cursing is bad for you.
Make love not war curse
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