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Thread: Crazy Towns - Town ideas that are sopposed to be jokes
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posted April 18, 2007 08:49 PM

Crazy Towns - Town ideas that are sopposed to be jokes

Post jokes here!

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vigant
vigant


Adventuring Hero
posted April 22, 2007 07:47 PM

Hmm, no replies
I've thought of some by the years...
When I was smaller, I drew a Barbarian-Food faction.
It's in the mountains and they are barbaric and the units are kinds of food. The thing I remember most is the unit Mad Cakes lol. It sounds different in Latvian, but you probably don't wanna hear that! There were also other creatures, but I don't recall them. I have the drawing somewhere..
And the second one is about 9-10 months old, it's the Crazy faction.
I didn't finish it, well, I didn't work on it at all, I just got the idea and thought up a few units. One is a guy with a shovel. He could be  called a Shovel Killer -> Shovel Maniac.
Another guy is a mad man that panics and shouts, that gives Enraged to the other Crazy units. I think there were some more, but I've forgotten them.
Hasn't anyone else thought of a funny faction?

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Ted
Ted


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Peanut Exterminator
posted April 22, 2007 07:49 PM

sounds like a nice faction, and they made a food faction somewhere in here, just ask Alc where it is
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GenieLord
GenieLord


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posted April 22, 2007 08:12 PM

Teletubbies faction might be great.

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VokialBG
VokialBG


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posted April 22, 2007 08:16 PM
Edited by VokialBG at 20:37, 22 Apr 2007.

The greates funny town was started during the last year, (the good old time) when Sindbad was still here, and when Dragonbreath was Altar poster, when Ted and GolemCrafter were here (active Altar posters), the Altar was live, and when KD was not here:

The Vegetable Conflux

EDIT:

New Thread
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Yasmiel
Yasmiel


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posted April 22, 2007 08:25 PM

i think the good old lemming faction could make it in this thread
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actionjack
actionjack


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Famous Hero
posted April 23, 2007 05:39 AM

What about a Disney town?  they have alot of fantasy characters too...

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Ted
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Peanut Exterminator
posted April 23, 2007 09:09 AM

level 1: Daisy Duck --> Donald Duck

fear there Quack attack
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VokialBG
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posted April 23, 2007 09:40 AM

I'll start new crazy projec later today - the HC faction, the race will be named - Community
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Geny
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What if Elvin was female?
posted April 23, 2007 10:50 AM

you mean something like that?
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VokialBG
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First in line
posted April 23, 2007 11:04 AM

Quote:
you mean something like that?


Well not exactly
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posted April 23, 2007 07:08 PM

My one is: Dragon Laboraty!

Race: Drakel (a red dragon, withotu wings, moves like a Fire Dragon, as small as a human, don't breath fire bzt has got tail)

Level 1: Hatchling ---> Drakel
Level 2: Drakel Militia ---> Drakel Warior (fights with a club!)
Level 3: Drakel Guard (with shotgun, and a leashed dog) ---> Drakel Bodyguard
Level 4: Drakel Terrorist ---> Draconian Terrorist
Level 5: Basilisk ---> Tame Basilisk
Level 6: Wyrm ---> Wywern
Level 7: Red Dragon ---> Gaia Dragon

Hero: Terrorist

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bixie
bixie


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my common sense is tingling!
posted April 23, 2007 07:21 PM
Edited by bixie at 19:22, 23 Apr 2007.

how about this for a HC town.

level 1: the N00B's

those who don't really know the ropes around the HC.

level 2: wastelanders

guys who hang around in the wastelands and make, really, rather pointless threads. shooters who lob tins of spam at people

level 3: the gamers

experts with tactics and analysing games, often giving games developers a run for their money. they live in the temple and other games. able to perform sneak attacks.

level 4: the creators

those who spark brilliant ideas, but often fall flat. inhabit the altar and the coleisum. spell casters and flyers (?)

level 5: the real-lifers

those who discuss political, social or current affiars, be it in the outside world or in the HC. inhabit the tavern and the other side. dispellers.

level 6: mods

shooters, throw -qp, with a powerful silence ability. inhabit the mod squad HQ.

level 7: ADMIN VALIEREY

too powerful to comprehend.
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bixie
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my common sense is tingling!
posted April 23, 2007 07:25 PM

its pretty accurate, though.
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actionjack
actionjack


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posted April 23, 2007 08:56 PM

Woot.. I am level 4

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Mostly harmless
posted April 23, 2007 10:22 PM

The Community:
Lvl 1) N00b, upg. Demin00b
Lvl 2) Spammer, upg. Advertiser
Lvl 3) Fanatical atheist, upg. Surprisingly hot fanatical atheist
Lvl 4) Smartass, upg. Rather irritating smartass
Lvl 5) RP player, upg. RP maker
Lvl 6) Game-modder, upg. GoP team member
Lvl 7) Mod, upg. Archmod
Heroes:
Trogdor, specialty - N00b eternal (inspired by his aura of eternal n00bdom, all n00bs gain additional hit points)
Unhackable, specialty - Setelemant Mkaer (inspired by his skill at spamming almost everything with his astonishingly poor grammar, all spammers gain additional defense)
Ashrah, specialty - Model (inspired by, well, what's there to lie about, her looks (some parts more than other), decreases the unit training cost, also all fanatical atheists gain additional attack)
Redsoxfan3, specialty - Gamemaster (inspired by his incredible act of stubborn dumbness; read - quitting as a mod - all RP players gain additional movement speed and defense)
VokialBG, specialty - GoP Overlord (inspired by his skills at modding, as well as the really cute Bulgarian flag in the sig, all game-modders gain additional spell points and defense)
Pandora, specialty - The Lone Good Mod (basically, she is the only person around devoted to modship... increases morale and luck of all friendly units)
Vlaad, specialty - Comics (great comics please the gods. friendly units' morale cannot get lower than 0)
Svarog, specialty - Animated (due to being raised from the dead personally recently, gains a bonus to the animate dead spell)

Campaign heroes:
Valeriy, specialty - Admin (under his leadership, mods actually MOVE. when not under his leadership mods have a speed of 0.)
Angelito, specialty - Quizzer (due to his bunches of quizzes and stuff, gains a bonus to mana regeneration. No. Don't ask me why.)

There's more but I got bored...
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dschingi
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the guy with the dragon golem
posted April 25, 2007 11:00 PM
Edited by dschingi at 23:02, 25 Apr 2007.

I like the vegetable conflux, especially the heroes




The (Computer) Geek faction
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- tier 1: script kiddy
confuse enemies with 1337speech, but also reduce the morale of all other creatures in your army because they feel ashamed of the script kiddies



- tier 2: Giant Meatball
Pizza leftovers, unwashed dishes and cold coffee are glued together and form a meatball raised by magic. Can't be targeted by normal humans because they are too disgusted with it.



- tier 3: Hacker
Vulnerable to light. Can drink coffee to increase their initiative by 200% for 2 rounds, but afterwards the initiative drops to 10% until they drink coffee again...



- tier 4: ?

- tier 5: conspirator
A small group of the geeks, which is corrupted by power and tries to take over the world.



- tier 6: bsd demon
This is one of the gods the geeks worship.
flyer, sets enemies on fire



- tier 7: (super) tux
Another god even more people worship.
blinds enemies with his brilliant smile



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posted April 26, 2007 07:34 PM

Let's see HC Factions!

The spam Fortress woth 2 uqrades:

Uneasy Poster ---> Rugged Poster ---> Angry Poster
Smoking Barrel ---> Spamming Gangster ---> Outsider Gangster
****ing Morron (take a look on thisthis forum) ---> Spamming Morron ---> Warned Morron
Bad-Mannered One ---> Dark One ---> Black One
Unbannale User ---> Undeletable User ---> Hacker
Gropler ---> Spamming Gropler ---> Warned Gropler
KD Fan ---> KD Worshipper ---> Moderators Nemesis

Hero: Spammer

The Mod Squad Headquarters with 2 uqrades:

Quality Poster ---> Promosing One ---> Dude with 4 QPs
Reasonable One ---> Zambo --->Personal Zambo
Inspector ---> Anti-Spam ---> Chat Spam Guard
Anti-KD ---> KD's Nemesis ---> Kdestroyer
Incarnate Angel ---> Humanoid Secretary ---> Human Seceraty
Supreme QP Poster ---> Undefeatable QP Poster ---> Royal QP Poster
TeDoLh ---> Incarnate TeDoLh (the unuqadred TeDoLh is just a ghost!)---> Humanoid TeDoLh (the Incarnate TeDoLh is jsut a beast! Its a human!)

Hero: Moderator

The Graveyard of Death (Deleted) HC Users: The Necropolish with 2 uqrades:

Returned ---> Undead ---> Skeleton
Walking-Dead ---> Riding-Dead (riding a horse!) ---> Flying-Dead
Returned HC User ---> Undeleted HC User ---> Undeletable HC User
Vampire ---> Vampire Gangster ---> Vampire Mobster
Jack-o-Lanten --> Horror ---> Terror
Headless Knight ---> Headless Paladin ---> Headless King
Lich ---> Archlich ---> Supreme Archlich

Hero: Necromancer

LOL

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Homer171
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Supreme Hero
posted May 29, 2007 09:35 PM

New creature line up from Mega Man bosses


Town


Lv1: Ice Man

Immunity to Cold (Ice Bolts etc). 20% change to stun enemies whit freezing attack. Weakness: Fire elemental attacks and spells.

Lv1 Upg: Blizzard Man

Immunity to Cold. 30% change to freeze enemies. Super fast. Weakness: Fire...




Lv2: Fire Man

Immunity to Fire (Fire Balls etc). Fire elemental attacks. Weakness: Cold and Water elemental attacks and spells.

Lv2 Upg: Heat Man

Immunity to Fire. Fire Shield. Fire Attack. Weakness: Cold and Water...

Lv2 Second Upg: Flame Man

Immunity to Fire. Range ability. Fire Ball attack (all surrounding hexes). No melee penalty. Weakness: Cold and Water...




Lv3: Air Man

Immunity to Air. Air Shield (-50% damage from range attacks). Weakness: Earth

Lv3 Upg: Wind Man

Immunity to Air. Air Shield. Air Buster (Attack pushes enemy one title further and it can retaliate after that).




Lv4: Guts Man

Immunity to Earth. Immunity to slow. Magic Resistance (-50% damage for spells). Weakness: Air

Lv4 Upg: Stone Man

Immunity to Earth. Immunity to slow. Magic Resistance (-90%). Unlimited retalations. Weakness: Air




Lv5: Snake Man

Immunity to Poison. Poison Attack (maximum health reduces every turn). Strike and Return. Weakness: Very low on health points

Lv5 Upg: Toad Man

Immunity to Poison. Plague (Calls plague rain over the battle field to poison all creatures in the battle). Poison Attack. Weakness: Very low on speed




Lv6: Cut Man

Bumerang Throw (can range attack enemies from 1/2 away of the battle grib). Double Bumerang (Double shot if enemy is near enough). Weakness: Lightning

Lv6 Upg: Quick Man

Bumerang Throw. Trible Bumerang. Weakness: Lightning




Lv7: Dive Man

Missile (Range ability whit No range penalty). Big Armor (-30% Damage from all attacks)

Lv7 Upg: Hard Man

Dive Attack (Similiar to H5 Imperial Griffins Battle Dive). Heavy Armour (-50% Damage from all attacks)





Neutrals:

Lv8: Skull Man

Fear. Skull Barrier (50% change to block attacks). Undead.



Lv9: Knight Man

Double Strike. Crusaders Glory (2 x damage vs Undead). Bravery (Allways positive morale).



Lv10: Mega Man

Mega Buster (Power Unreachable)


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