Shai-Hulud
Known Hero
Sicomor
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posted May 17, 2007 07:50 PM |
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The Final Frontier!
Squirrels! The Final Frontier!
Yes, squirrels are the last frontier to humanity development. They look so cute, but their evilness is unspeakable.
Squirrels have brought down the high-tech NASDAQ stock market twice and were responsible for a spate of power outages at the University of Alabama.
Squirrels caused 177 power outages in Lincoln, Nebraska, in 1980, which was 24% of all outages. Estimated annual costs were $23,364 for repairs, public relations, and lost revenue. In Omaha, in 1985, squirrels caused 332 outages costing at least $47,144.
Clear footages of squirrels joining the military have been shot by amateure photographers around the world.
All should be advised to shoot squirrels on sight! In case if you see this squirrel
or can give any information to capturing the leader of the squirrels, Squirrel666 ( also seen on mIRC chats with the nickname: SexySquirrel69 )we will be offering a reward.
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