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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Final Frontier!
Thread: The Final Frontier!

Known Hero
posted May 17, 2007 07:50 PM
Edited by Shai-Hulud at 19:51, 17 May 2007.

The Final Frontier!

Squirrels! The Final Frontier!

Yes, squirrels are the last frontier to humanity development. They look so cute, but their evilness is unspeakable.

Squirrels have brought down the high-tech NASDAQ stock market twice and were responsible for a spate of power outages at the University of Alabama.

Squirrels caused 177 power outages in Lincoln, Nebraska, in 1980, which was 24% of all outages. Estimated annual costs were $23,364 for repairs, public relations, and lost revenue. In Omaha, in 1985, squirrels caused 332 outages costing at least $47,144.

Clear footages of squirrels joining the military have been shot by amateure photographers around the world.

All should be advised to shoot squirrels on sight! In case if you see this squirrel

or can give any information to capturing the leader of the squirrels, Squirrel666 ( also seen on mIRC chats with the nickname: SexySquirrel69 )we will be offering a reward.

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Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
posted May 17, 2007 08:18 PM

they even got terminators

It's motto is: can't write in squirrel language, but the translation is "You better be back"

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