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rogue
rogue


Promising
Famous Hero
Prosecutors Will Be Shoplifted
posted October 24, 2001 04:21 PM

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Younger people are primarily looking for sex. They aren't looking for a lifelong partner, so things like intelligence, kindness, good conversation skills, etc are neglected by many males and females.




call me greedy or mebe immature, but I want all of the above and hot sex too



of course, but offered hot wild sex with the other things missing or unknown, almost everybody would take the sex and sort out the mess later.
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Milena
Milena


Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
posted October 24, 2001 04:33 PM

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call me greedy or mebe immature, but I want all of the above and hot sex too
You greedy guy. I don't think you are ever going to be satisfied... or maybe not?
;-)
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Hexa
Hexa


Responsible
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posted October 24, 2001 04:36 PM

heheh This thread is taking a nice turn!@
LOL
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Milena
Milena


Responsible
Supreme Hero
in supreme disgrace
posted October 24, 2001 05:10 PM

But they will ask me again

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heheh This thread is taking a nice turn!@
LOL
if I have 18 years or not. LoL. Gee, I'm not the only one with a sirty mind here, am I. *looks around* Shae, Sha, come out from the corners. LoL
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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted October 25, 2001 12:48 AM
Edited By: RMS on 24 Oct 2001

Whoa whoa whoa! Who said thats what all young people want? Sex is just about that last thing I'de want from a relationship. Although eventually, that'de be pretty important, that'de probably be down there on the list of qualifications and priorities for a life-long partner. Its probably one of the reasons I can't find anyone I'm lookinf for. Not necessarily that because those that may come fairly close, not only are "unattractive" even to me (all I call for is someone at least decent looking) but because it seems to me that most women who are intelligent and skillful are also arrogant and stuckup, while generally those who are kind, generous, loving and giving don't exactly meet up to slightly above average intelligence requirements...either that or those who are, are way too sociable, flirty and and hounded after...

...well thats my two cents worth

...oh yeah, btw, although I have no personal use for them, perhaps this may come in useful:


Translations:
Female Rejection Lines  

10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don't want to do my dad.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

6. I've got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

5. I don't date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.

4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: It's you.

3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

2. I'm celibate. Translation: I've sworn off only the men like you.

1. Let's be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.

Top 10 Male Rejection Lines

10. I think of you as a sister. Translation: You're ugly.

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: You're ugly.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You're ugly.

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: You're ugly.

6. I've got a girlfriend. Translation: You're ugly.

5. I don't date women where I work. Translation: You're ugly.

4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: You're ugly.

3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: You're ugly.

2. I'm celibate. Translation: You're ugly.

1. Let's be friends. Translation: You're sinfully ugly.


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Sha_Men
Sha_Men


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Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
posted October 25, 2001 08:24 AM

Happy days...

Nowadays sex is way overrated. But I'm favoring the theory that sex was many ways forbidden outside marriage in western countries and after "the happy 60's" things haven't still calmed. People haven't find "normal sex" which could be considered quite boring. Especially young people who biologically are ripe for interesting stuff like sex. Sex is still considered some kind of "secret act" which causes people react to extremes of opposite. Sex means also money because especially because both sexes can be attracted with it to buy something or do something. In the future I believe sex won't be so "big hit" as nowadays but people will look it more ordinary and probably more naturally than they do now.

RMS...

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it seems to me that most women who are intelligent and skillful are also arrogant and stuckup, while generally those who are kind, generous, loving and giving don't exactly meet up to slightly above average intelligence requirements...either that or those who are, are way too sociable, flirty and and hounded after...



You're doing fairly good job placing women into different boxes...it's called stereotyping...

Every person is different and I assure you there are women with those attributes you are looking from women.

I personally have met many interesting (and different)women during my life but never have met someone that interests me enough...or was it that they couldn't stand me more than five minutes?
Have to think that again...

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IceDragon
IceDragon


Adventuring Hero
endangered species
posted October 25, 2001 10:23 AM

Love is good.
Sex is good.

But LIKE is what really keeps you going on together.  LIKE is the glue that binds you together when you're both working your butts off and don't have time for touchy-feely for 8 weeks straight.  LIKE is the reason you don't punch your mate when he/she comes home at 4 AM after a long party and then pukes in the bed.  LIKE is what allows you to have more than a shallow, one-night stand and develop a meaningful relationship.  That's why people have so many PETS nowadays!  People who LIKE people are hard to find, anymore.  But pets like you unconditionally, and people NEED that.  You can't have a relationship with someone you just romantically love or want for hot sex and expect to be together after a few periods of inevitable boredom.

LIKE is cool in other ways too.  Hot sex and romatic love with a person you also LIKE really kicks some serious booty!


Thus says the big white LADY dragon!
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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted October 25, 2001 08:30 PM

...I only stereotype people when I can't find any exceptions, despite the fact that I long desperately to find one...
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Romana
Romana


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
posted February 21, 2002 02:04 PM

another battle of the sexes...always interesting..LOL
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted February 21, 2002 02:17 PM

Quote:

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>> How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
>> One.  Men will screw anything.



LOOOOL

hehe that must be the joke of the week so far

/Stefan
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bjorn190
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Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
posted February 21, 2002 06:09 PM

Love..

Iīve had love a few times..  not all my life, not all the time, but for some periods itīs been there, shining like the sun. I would like it to be that way always.

I guess Iīve always liked girls. They are so pretty and nice, and I like the way they smile..  thought about them alot.. you know. But it was not until I was 17 that I felt love for real.

I was seeing this girl that was everything I ever wanted. She was smart, hot, funny, honest, critical, and kind. We had seen this movie together, and she had put her head on my shoulder. I was walking home past a soccer field, and I happened to look up and see the stars. Then I knew something was different. I had always thought that the stars was one of the most beautiful things in the world, but that night, when I looked at them, I knew that there was something more beautiful in the world. I smiled.. I could still smell her perfume on my shoulder. That night when I went to bed, I knew that it wouldnīt matter if I would die in my sleep and never wake up again, because I had already felt what we are meant to feel before we die.

I still get overwhealmed with emotions when I think about that night.. almost 5 years ago now. Itīs been so long.. and I still feel the same way. I saw her again a few weeks ago. She had bought her bf since 2 years a nice present, for no perticular reason. I kinda knew they would hit it off the first time she told me about him. Itīs been 5 months now since my ex and me broke up, 9 months since she moved out.

Maybe I should stop playing heroes

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Lord_Echo
Lord_Echo


Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
posted February 21, 2002 07:51 PM

COOL! hexa this is FUNNY
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ShadowLord
ShadowLord


Promising
Famous Hero
of Dope
posted February 21, 2002 08:22 PM

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another battle of the sexes...always interesting..LOL


I don't think it is, those are just comments for a typical man. I find it funny and I admit some of them are true too!

This is my favorite quote:

"No woman can change a man"
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Cat
Cat


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 21, 2002 09:39 PM

ROFL!!

You forgot-

Q) Why don't they let men have tea breaks at work?
A) It's takes too long to retrain them!!

Yay! Evil me

Nice one Hexa!
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Romana
Romana


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
posted February 21, 2002 11:48 PM

Wow Bjorn..
I know exactly what you mean ..
So sad for you it didn't work out ..
but I'm sure you'll find a love like that again
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matthy
matthy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted May 28, 2002 11:33 AM

a wise man once said...

if you wanna have sex, dont get married!   oh and those jokes were funny, tho i have already heard some of them...
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Igraine
Igraine


Hired Hero
sick of it all
posted May 28, 2002 12:21 PM

I'm new here..so i thought this would be a nice thread to ...uhmm...show myself ..(dunno the correct word)

I apologize for my not-so-good english but hey..I think  can make myself  clear sometimes  

best wishes: Igraine
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Ursula
Ursula


Adventuring Hero
posted May 28, 2002 01:29 PM

Something i heard on the radio

smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + studid woman = affaire
stupid man + smart woman = marriage
stupid man + stupid woman = children
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AzureMajesty
AzureMajesty


Promising
Adventuring Hero
Gaea Mother Earth
posted May 28, 2002 02:57 PM bonus applied.

More translations for your viewing enjoyment:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Cat
Cat


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted May 28, 2002 03:54 PM

hehehe.. this thread is back.. a little truth for ya ;)

How To Understand Men

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have
no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with
money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat
heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and
have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

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