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Lady_Milena
Lady_Milena


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Grannie Sweet Cheeks
posted June 15, 2007 10:50 PM

A gigolo: the perfect birthday gift?

So let me tell you how I came up with this. About a month ago we celebrated my best friend's birthday at a tavern downtown. Being disappointed from her BF's behavior that day, half-jokingly I mentioned a sexier gift for her would be the boy jumping out of the cake. This was applauded by another girl in the company who actually looked very excited about it. "That's what I want for my birthday!" she exclaimed. "That can be arranged, I'm sure!" I said. "So you want him to jump out of a cake, right?" She giggled. "Yeah and noooo - I want the whole package..."

So there went the deal. We'd find her a nice gigolo and she'd throw a good party. At first I thought she was just kidding but let me tell you, her glass of wine was barely touched and she looked very serious. I'm sure that's a gift to be remembered for life.

Well out of curiousity I started checking out how to possibly get a good gigolo for her. Imagine the girl: 26, already a successful career as a lawyer, awesome body, very funny and sweet. It's true that she hasn't had a relationship in a while but something makes me think it's more about an adventure happening to her than a crying need to get laid.

The main problem here is how do we pick up the right gigolo? It's easy to find a hooker but a gigolo? And how do I know he's what I am looking for? The way that *I* am looking at it is that this particular man has to be quite talented, handsome and a good piece all over to be the birthday gift of our friend. It's not like we can line the candidates up like in the movies so she could point and pick.

Any ideas how to find the right person?

Of course... share your thoughts in general. Could a gigolo, the perfect man for one perfect evening be the perfect birthday gift? Provided you are not involved in a relationship, how would you feel if they suggest it to you? How would you react if a friend shares she may be interested in such a "gift"?

Thanks a lot - looking forward to your comments.
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kookastar
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posted June 15, 2007 11:59 PM

Any ideas how to find the right person?

Absolutely no idea  I suggest research - try at least 5 of them out, you may need to take out a loan but oh well

Could a gigolo, the perfect man for one perfect evening be the perfect birthday gift? Provided you are not involved in a relationship, how would you feel if they suggest it to you?

Wow.  I guess if there aren't any decent prospects around it may be fun...  definately different.  I think it would be really strange though, knowing that the guy was only acting... I'd be analysing everything he said all the time, and I think it would be hard to really let go.  I'd probably also feel a bit desperate and self concious.  I guess hookers have their advantages, wham bam thanks for the ride

I was going to write something about the fantasy I'd go for but am paranoid lately about my students reading this, gah!

All in all, if I was single and someone gave it to me, I'd probably do it

How would you react if a friend shares she may be interested in such a "gift"?

I'd be way excited!!!!  I'd spend ages looking for the right guy - it's one of those not sure if I could do it but moments.  I'd also want to find out all about the night

Man how much pressure is on these guys to perform

Would anyone here consider being a gigalo?



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Binabik
Binabik


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posted June 16, 2007 02:33 AM

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I think it would be really strange though, knowing that the guy was only acting
What do you mean by "acting"? Is that like a pretend hard on?

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Would anyone here consider being a gigalo?
I already told Milena that every guy here would volunteer. But then she reminded me that most gigolos probably "service" old lady widows.

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Lith-Maethor
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paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted June 16, 2007 02:54 AM

as i told you already...

Any ideas how to find the right person?

sadly, anything is possible with enough money (not that this is the sad part, but you know what i mean) ...i'd go with escort services or something... but what the hell do i know?

Could a gigolo, the perfect man for one perfect evening be the perfect birthday gift? Provided you are not involved in a relationship, how would you feel if they suggest it to you?

to me in order to organise it, or to me in order to get one for myself? gigolos are not my thing, but organising it, sure, why not?

How would you react if a friend shares she may be interested in such a "gift"?

i'd try to make it happen.. or i'd take the part, if the friend was hot enough
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kookastar
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posted June 16, 2007 03:00 AM

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What do you mean by "acting"? Is that like a pretend hard on?


LOL

I mean with the whole swooning before hand

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Doomforge
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posted June 16, 2007 10:05 AM

Gigolo? A male prostitute, that is? And what is he supposed to do on such party? Just jump off the cake? How innocent

I might be old-fashioned, but I really dislike that kind of "gifts". It's becoming more and more popular in my country too, though (and I think you've heard how prudish my country is.) Anyways, if it's meant to be a funny gag, it's ok, but public sex on a party is a bit too modern for me. Still, if she wants it..

Oh, by the way; 26, succesful at work, great looking, funny, sweet.. alone and dreams of male prostitutes jumping off the cakes How typical. I don't really want to criticise your friend, but such "succesful", "great" girls always seem to have everything, and yet nothing. But that's slightly offtopic I guess

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Tenaka
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Makes sense
posted June 16, 2007 06:08 PM

Hey, if she's all that, I'd be willing to jump out of a cake...

Seriously, though, I agree with Doomforge...Things like that will probably end in a disaster. If she's sucessful, young, handsome, funny, and sweet, she doesn't need a gigolo.

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Consis
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posted June 16, 2007 06:50 PM

From Cavemen to Ancient Romans

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public sex on a party is a bit too modern for me

Eh.....sounds more like ancient history to me. What was that thing we call the "oldest profession" in the history of man?
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Homer171
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posted June 16, 2007 11:19 PM

If it's gonna be girls party sure everyone would like male striper suprise. If One Night Stand is what she wants then the gigolo is way to go. My best advice is still to select the partner well and forget about those "lover boys" when they aren't real mens in begin whit.

Gorgeous guy who knows what he is doing and has some chemistry whit the ladies is all what it takes. Guy who would be interested about this woman more than physically would be great but then again she could only want "the whole package" and nothing else.

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kookastar
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posted June 17, 2007 06:49 AM

Strippers do nothing for me at all except make me feel like a perv  I thought this was a private thing between your friend and the escort {}, you weren't talking about watching were you!  Are you going to take a vid?
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Lady_Milena
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posted June 17, 2007 11:59 PM

Hehe, just for your clarification guys and girls, the gigolo is supposed to be the birthday gift to my friend, not to all of us. He is to be a birthday gift, not an orgy in the making! So yeah, we were thinking about a few of us pooling in money together to get her the gift that she could receive at her convenience.

(Gosh that somehow doesn't sound right, lol)

This after all is an exotic kind of experience. I suppose it's like going bungee jumping or sky diving. It's dangerous, it's different, it's an experience. Besides, try to think from the POV of a woman with a career, smart, with good looks, who however is set in a daily routine which does not let her meet many new people. When you meet high standards (education, intelligence, appearance), you also expect your partner to meet such too. On the other hand just because you have a well-paid job does not mean you have an exciting life or that you do not long for adventures.

I have to share with you that I know how that feels. Now all of you know that I'm not particularly susceptible to male charm in general, so the gigolo fantasy is not on my "adventures I want to try" list but you might be surprised if I was to reveal it. Speaking of which, maybe it's time for you friends to tell us about the skeletons in your closets.... ;-)
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Homer171
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posted June 18, 2007 08:31 AM

It's not an orgy? *Just joking*  

Blind dates is way to go then. Now it's only to find the perfect guy who is match to your friends standards. That adventure would make the night exiting even more . Sky diving would be great but needs perhaps too mutch preparations. Paragliding, Boat or Kayak , Mountain Climbing.. There are million things to do to get your adrenaline high.

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ohforfsake
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posted March 12, 2011 10:45 PM

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Provided you are not involved in a relationship, how would you feel if they suggest it to you?


Well. If my friends had bought me an adventure with a gigolo, I would probably be uncomfortable by the prospect that they'd expect me to have sex with this guy and that they would think I am gay.

Though it'd be rude to refuse and waste their money, so I'd probably accept it.
Though they'd certainly not be my friends anymore if they should happen to give me this gift during sky diving!!!

Aww man. You guys seem so awesome. Come back 2007!!!
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meroe
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posted March 12, 2011 11:42 PM

I seriously recommend you forget this idea and pronto.  It may sound funny and even exciting to talk about it, especially as she is disappointed with her current beau right now.  But really, sex with a paid professional????  Are you serious!

I really don't wish to be rude here, but this is just such a bad idea.  By all means, go out and have fun, be rowdy as possible, but don't hire an escort for your friend.  She won't appreciate it in the long run.  If she is indeed all you say ... young, attractive, intelligent ... they she shouldn't have any problems in finding a partner/one night stand/long term ... whatever.  I somehow don't think the shared knowledge that she bedded an escort as a birthday present, whilst still in a relationship (??), paid for by her friends .. will be appreciated in the long term - thats even if she manages to go through with it in the first place (which I doubt).

If my friends did this for me ... I would die!!  Then they wouldn't be my friends anymore "what kind of people are these?", I would ask myself.

I truly can't stand this 'Sex in the City' attitude that women are cultivating now.  Its so shallow and ultimately unsatisfying.

Please don't do this for your friend.  If you really care for her and she's having a bad time with her bf, support her and take her mind of it.  I mean lets think about this for a moment.  If you or your friend discovered that your partners had hired a prositute ... what would you think!!
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ohforfsake
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posted March 12, 2011 11:49 PM

"Ohforf and Blizzardboy, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G. "
First comes sex, then comes... something else?

Oh and don't worry about this dilemma meroe, my dear! You see, the matters have already been resolved years ago, I believe.

Could be cool though if someone could get milena back and tell how it went, etc. Though I suppose she's just too awesome to be at the same place, as a guy with such a tiny penis!
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selcy
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posted March 13, 2011 12:36 AM

Ohforfsake there is more to life than sex with or without a small penis. Maybe you should try that thing called ......... hang on...... let me think..........oh yes conversation and please talk about something other than your rather small penis....cos.....its getting boring

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wog_edn
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posted March 13, 2011 12:49 AM

Well yes. There is good size, good technique and of course what you seek Selcy: Dirty talk.
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selcy
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posted March 13, 2011 12:53 AM

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Well yes. There is good size, good technique and of course what you seek Selcy: Dirty talk.

Who said anything about dirty talk? We had some good clean fun on here a few nights ago, ok yes I admit it involved Gnomes and I killing Ohforfsake but we had fun and quite a few people got involved and made a few threads from it.

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wog_edn
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posted March 13, 2011 12:59 AM

True, valid reason. Sorry! Too bad you killed him though, today has been kinda silent compared to last few days.
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selcy
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posted March 13, 2011 01:07 AM

We didn't succeed Elvin brought him back to life. Yes I thought it seems to have been very quiet yesterday and today. Maybe its because Ohforfsake and Blizzardboy are too busy kissing in a tree. Someone get a woodcutter that will stop the breeding of them big nutted squirrels .

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