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wiggy_wam
wiggy_wam


Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
posted October 25, 2001 08:57 AM bonus applied.
Edited By: Hexa on 20 Feb 2002

what are some classic HOMM3 insults?

I really don't know why I like these, but lately I'm starting to think they're quite funny.

I'm mostly wondering what you can provide me here . . . but these are what I've heard or thought of so far:
(caps are used for special emphasis on words)

- you INFERNAL TROGLODYTE!! / You're better off blinded!
- you silly imp!
- you smell like an ogre! / OGRE ODOR!!
- GOG FODDER!! / you're GOG FODDER now! / I think they made a movie after you ... it's called, "the gog fodder"
- go back to the refugee camp where YOU BELONG!!
- I bet Oris was YOUR teacher!
- I hope a witch teaches you NAVIGATION!
- you're better off dead!  No, your better off UNDEAD!!
- go jump off the Hall of Valhalla!
- Roc dropping!

ok, that's all I can remember for now ... what are some other good ones?  

Edit: revived!@
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anfi
anfi


Known Hero
Computer Puppet
posted October 25, 2001 09:07 AM

Ive got some, garunteed they are dumb.

-You move slower then walking dead!
-Good EAGLE EYE pal!
-keep an EYE on where you're throwing rocks cyclops/keep an eye on him
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"I Don't Cheat, I Just Interview Incase The Relationship Doesn't Work Out."

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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
posted October 25, 2001 01:27 PM

Funny insults I've had:

zzzzzzzzzzzz........

Do you really have green hair?

You play like a girl

You play like a man

and last, but not least:

What are you wearing?

*smile*






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wiggy_wam
wiggy_wam


Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
posted October 25, 2001 10:04 PM

how 'bout this one:

- you were hypnotized by Astral to say that, aren't you!

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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted October 25, 2001 10:14 PM

hehe...
   youre more pitiful than a peasent!
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SirDunco
SirDunco


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted October 25, 2001 10:21 PM

U are uglyer than a troglodyte.

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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted October 25, 2001 10:34 PM

you smell like a wolf raider
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wiggy_wam
wiggy_wam


Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
posted October 26, 2001 03:01 AM
Edited By: wiggy_wam on 25 Oct 2001

lol

these are good, keep 'em coming  

how 'bout:
- when you're in a battle, I bet you just hide in the first aid tent!
- your momma is a GORGON!

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UnkaHaakon
UnkaHaakon


Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
posted October 26, 2001 06:36 AM

How about:

If there was a skill called "Clueless", you'd have it at Expert level.

or

Why don't you go Implode yourself?

Ok ..time to grab the broom again...

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Dark_Hunter7
Dark_Hunter7


Known Hero
Order, mages, lords, the RULE
posted October 26, 2001 09:19 AM

-"eye of the tiger"--->"eye of the beholder" song

-imagine this--> wrath of a pregnant gorgon

-say to an unsuspecting  ugly girl---> you remind me of the mghty gorgon of homm3, and when she looks pleased thgat she sa MIGHTY gorgon, mention her stare

-say to an evil eye "youre eyes are ssooooooo cute!!"(think of the reaction)

-sign at entrance of a necropolis "dont forget to say hi to grandma and grampa" and at the exhibit: "do not feed ancestors"

~a D&D joke or smthng to think about at least:
half-orcs must have one human and one orc parent (why would any sane human.....uhh how to explain, create a child!!! unless all situations are rape (saddly) or maybe some ppl have a real feelings for those ROUGH* ones
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wiggy_wam
wiggy_wam


Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
posted October 26, 2001 10:33 PM

lol

nice signature there dark-hunter.  King Solomon is one of my favorite philosophers  

how 'bout this:
- go piss on a dendroid!
- the LAST thing we need is a clone of YOU!
- go drown in a swan pond!
- I think we can make good use out of you yet ... on the altar!

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SirDunco
SirDunco


Responsible
Supreme Hero
posted October 27, 2001 03:03 AM

ur so weak that a pesant could beat u.
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BoogieMan
BoogieMan


Famous Hero
The John of Spades
posted October 27, 2001 10:10 AM

    You're nothing but a big pile of Orc dunk!  (this one was adressed to Kilgor in the Festival of life campaign)
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The BoogieMan wrote ... and saw that it was good.

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wiggy_wam
wiggy_wam


Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
posted October 28, 2001 02:08 AM

(after using both diplomacy and pit lords)  
- you're better off as a demon!

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Zune
Zune


Adventuring Hero
of Tatalia
posted October 28, 2001 11:15 AM

I don't know about any classic insults, but here are some I've made up:

You sound like a Crusader!
You act like a berserked Hydra!
Someone must have cast Slow on your brain!
Even a Mighty Gorgon’s stare wouldn’t have killed you! (No, that’s not a compliment. Remember: Who can resist the stare?)
To be said after a defeat: You must have learnt Expert Luck!
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You can have as many hit points as you care,
you're dead when facing the Mighty Stare!

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wiggy_wam
wiggy_wam


Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
posted October 29, 2001 07:32 PM

- not even diplomacy will save your @$$ !!

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blub_lover
blub_lover


Hired Hero
butt-loving salad tosser
posted December 05, 2001 11:49 AM
Edited By: blub_lover on 5 Dec 2001

- acid breath!!

- never underestimate the power of gog

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wiggy_wam
wiggy_wam


Promising
Famous Hero
local pirate
posted December 06, 2001 11:35 AM

I bet you go out and tip gorgons on a Saturday night!  (cow tipping)

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Jex
Jex


Known Hero
posted December 17, 2001 03:33 PM

blah

freaking funny threads like this are on page 6, while a pile of gorgon ____ is up front?


Anyways how aboot:
- Your Momma is uglier then an Ancient Behemoth!
- Did someone cast disrupting ray on your face again?
- Military people tell there opponents b4 games: You'd  better starting casting prayer now, because you will be see some angels real soon.
- We can continue this discussion when you learned expert wisdom.
- Your as nice as a harpy hag.
- Your as cheap as a goblin.
- Wow! In a year or 2 you will as buff as a serpent fly.
- Now you've done it, Ignatius is going to kick your asre!
- Your turning me into an Ancient Behemoth, end your turn already!!
- You make more actives then Andiactivemaker!!!
- After opponent visits Library of enlightment: Damn your smart, you know no one likes a smart @$$ right? Or I'll give you some enlightment(while shaking fist)
- Even with the boots of speed, your still this slow?
- when my opponent is afk from too long: Get your spyglass off the porn sites!
- hmmm, I thought the necklace of swiftness would speed up your turns. But you have foiled me again!!!
- After Victory: Here's a coupon for the school of war.
- After Defeat: Doh, I have got to stop playing on cursed ground.


After someone challenges me to game:
- Looks like you are wearing the Deadman's boots today.
- Even the bird of perception wont save you now!! mwhahahaha
- I see someone is wearing the badge, pendant and lion shield of courage today. Good, you will need it!
- I have a nice Warrior's Tomb picked out for you only costs half a clan point.
- You just picked up the endless can of whoop @$$!!!


You cant resist all my insults


Ones worth repeating:
Someone must have cast Slow on your brain!
To be said after a defeat: You must have learnt Expert Luck!
the LAST thing we need is a clone of YOU!
LOL

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malkia
malkia


Promising
Famous Hero
posted December 17, 2001 05:59 PM

You all are emotional carnivores!
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