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kookastar
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posted August 02, 2007 10:01 AM |
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A list to prove the Universe has a sense of humour
I've been webambulating, and have seen discussions on whether the universe {or some say god} has a sense of humour.
Things that happen that are ironic, or just downright funny.
Here's 2 from other people:
- the red asses on those red-assed baboons.
- Orgasm face. At your most vulnerable moment, when you are connecting with someone deeply, passionatley, wanting to share everything with that person…and yet…here comes O-face! At the single moment in time when you most want to look sexy…and you have to get a face like that. It ain’t pretty. But it is pretty funny though.
Some say that the universe doesn't have a sense of humour! Can you help me find the proof? 
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uhuh
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Aculias
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posted August 02, 2007 11:12 AM |
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When your hot, there is no such thing as an ugly look 
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baklava
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posted August 02, 2007 12:18 PM |
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Some say that the universe doesn't have a sense of humour!
WTF?! Who says that? That's the most untrue thing ever.
The only problem about the humour of the universe is that all jokes seem to be on our account. And we sometimes can't even understand them. But it's there...
Some examples:
-The caps that high officials of the catholic church wear.
-That tribe in Africa where all men tie some white ribbons on their penises.
-Hitler.
-Florida.
-Elvis Presley.
-Sumo wrestling.
-Platypuses (or Platypi? Meh, just plural of platypus).
-Chinese dragons.
-Me.
-Glam rock.
-Surrealism.
-Dani Filth.
The list goes on and on...
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is. When you ain't got no
money,
you got the blues."
Howlin Wolf
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RedSoxFan3
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posted August 02, 2007 02:46 PM |
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Orgasm face. At your most vulnerable moment, when you are connecting with someone deeply, passionatley, wanting to share everything with that person…and yet…here comes O-face! At the single moment in time when you most want to look sexy…and you have to get a face like that. It ain’t pretty. But it is pretty funny though.
I think at this point it no longer matters if you are looking sexy or not. You've already done everything necessary to pass on your genes. So from a survival of the fittest standpoint, attractive looking O-faces is basically unaffectual.
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Go Red Sox!
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friendofgunnar
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posted August 02, 2007 08:17 PM |
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here's one, there's some crabs in Japan that look like Samurai
Heikegani (•½‰ÆŠI, ƒwƒCƒPƒKƒj) is a species of crab native to Japan, with a shell that bears a pattern resembling a human face. It is locally believed that these crabs are reincarnations of the spirits of the Heike warriors defeated at the Battle of Dan-no-ura as told in the Heike Monogatari ("The Tale of the Heike"). The pattern of ridges on the carapace serves a very functional purpose as sites of muscle attachment. Similar patterns are found on species in many parts of the world, including fossilized remains.
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baklava
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posted August 02, 2007 10:13 PM |
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Imagine you are in the battlefield, in full armour, your helmet off in the heat of battle, swirling your sword and reaping through your enemies with divine righteousness... The sound of battledrums is heard in the distance as the red mist fills you with bloodthirst, yet you contain the sense of honour to the end, fighting your opponents, protecting your lands under the blood-red banners of your realm... Suddenly, an enemy blade is struck into your heart, and falling unconscious on the ground, watching as your allies keep fighting where you fell, you have only one thought - you are no longer furious, the red myst has gone away, you are going to meet your ancestors and bathe in the final honour and glory you have gathered throughout your life...
And you become a crab.
And not even an ordinary, but an especially ridiculous crab.
The kind of crab that makes you go "Damn, that's a funny crab!"
How would you feel?
If the Japanese legend is true, one more proof of the galactic sense of humor.
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kookastar
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posted August 02, 2007 10:52 PM |
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wog_edn
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posted August 06, 2007 05:54 PM |
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First time I laughed of something I've read on HC good Baklava. (and thx to FriendofGunnar for giving that pic)
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antipaladin
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posted August 07, 2007 12:55 PM |
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the existence of irony is a way.
think if it wasent funny you could save the money?
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